{"id":1094,"date":"2011-06-25T16:04:12","date_gmt":"2011-06-25T15:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1094"},"modified":"2011-06-25T16:04:12","modified_gmt":"2011-06-25T15:04:12","slug":"vytridila-jsem-skriiin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1094","title":{"rendered":"Vyt\u0159\u00eddila jsem sk\u0159\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u0148 <3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ano, tak se mi povedlo vyt\u0159\u00eddit jako\u017ee sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148. Dala jsem pry\u010d velk\u00fd v\u011bci n\u011bjak\u00fd, kter\u00fd u\u017e nikdy nechci m\u00edt na sob\u011b. V tak mali\u010dk\u00fdm t\u011ble prost\u011b nem\u016f\u017ee bejt tolik tuku, co bylo. Sl\u00edbila jsem u\u017e na plurku, \u017ee d\u00e1m v\u011bci k prodeji na internet a a\u017e potom zbytek d\u00e1m m\u00e9 zn\u00e1m\u00e9 do mal\u00e9ho sek\u00e1\u010de, tak\u017ee n\u011bkdy z\u00edtra ve\u010der by se to tady m\u011blo objevit. Kdo by m\u011bl z\u00e1jem :) Nejhor\u0161\u00ed na tom je, \u017ee tam jsou i v\u011bci, co mi perfektn\u011b jsou, l\u00edb\u011bj se mi, ale j\u00e1 je prost\u011b z absolutn\u011b nezn\u00e1m\u00fdho d\u016fvodu nenosim. Nev\u00edm pro\u010d, prost\u011b je nenos\u00edm, ale je mi l\u00edto d\u00e1t je pry\u010d, jen\u017ee jsou tady zbyte\u010dn\u011b. Tak\u017ee se pokus\u00edm p\u0159ekonat a nafotit je taky&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A taky jsem ud\u011blala asi 15 p\u00e1r\u016f n\u00e1u\u0161nic k prodeji, kone\u010dn\u011b. M\u011bla jsem v pen\u011b\u017eence jenom dvacet korun a tak m\u011b to n\u011bjak donutilo. Abych m\u011bla dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r drobn\u00fdch. Z\u00edtra ud\u011bl\u00e1m dal\u0161\u00edch 15 p\u00e1r\u016f dopoledne a v\u0161echno snad ve\u010der stihnu d\u00e1t sem. Snad se v\u00e1m budou l\u00edbit a ud\u011blaj\u00ed radost!<\/p>\n<p>Post o b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00ed ur\u010dit\u011b bude, ale je toho stra\u0161n\u011b \u0161\u00edlen\u011b moc, co napsat a j\u00e1 prost\u011b na to n\u011bjak nem\u00e1m n\u00e1ladu. Tak\u017ee se omlouv\u00e1m. Hlavn\u011b te\u010fka moc neb\u011bh\u00e1m, ur\u010dit\u011b ne ka\u017edej den, proto\u017ee v pr\u00e1ci celej den l\u00edt\u00e1m venku a stoj\u00edm, chod\u00edm, stoj\u00edm, chod\u00edm, stoj\u00edm a tak m\u011b bol\u00ed nohy. U\u017e abych sed\u011bla n\u011bkde zav\u0159en\u00e1 a t\u011b\u0161ila se na sport, te\u010f m\u00e1m dost sportu v pr\u00e1ci &#8211; no jako oproti tomu, \u017ee jsem jen sed\u011bla na gau\u010di, jedla a spala :)<\/p>\n<p>Reklamn\u00ed kampa\u0148 OZP je docela t\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 a unavuj\u00edc\u00ed. Fyzicky i psychicky. Je\u0161t\u011b jako bonus za to nejsou skoro \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd pen\u00edze, prost\u011b mali\u010dko, minimum tot\u00e1ln\u00ed, ale se\u017ee\u0148te v tomhle posranym kraji pr\u00e1ci, m\u011bla jsem j\u00edt do t\u00fd Prahy v prosinci, kdy\u017e mi nab\u00edzeli pr\u00e1ci dobrou a m\u011bla jsem b\u00fdt ve spolubydlen\u00ed se dv\u011bma super sle\u010dnama za pouh\u00fdch 5k ve velk\u00fdm vlastn\u00edm pokoji. Ale odej\u00edt zat\u00edm po\u0159\u00e1d n\u011bjak nejde, je tady toho hodn\u011b, o co by se \u010dlov\u011bk m\u011bl starat je\u0161t\u011b nebo se dohodnout&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Nem\u00e1m pen\u00edze na Rock For People. U\u017e druhej rok nem\u00e1m pen\u00edze prost\u011b, proto\u017ee tady nen\u00ed pr\u00e1ce a proto\u017ee jsem byla blb\u00e1, \u017ee jsem si zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed nena\u0161la d\u0159\u00edv. M\u016fj p\u0159\u00edtel m\u011b pros\u00ed, bre\u010d\u00ed, k\u0148u\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee on m\u00e1 pen\u00edze na RFP pro n\u00e1s oba, \u017ee mi koup\u00ed l\u00edstek a v\u0161echno mi zaplat\u00ed, ale j\u00e1 jsem hroznej \u010dlov\u011bk a je mi to \u0161\u00edlen\u011b blb\u00fd a tak jsem \u0159ekla, \u017ee nepojedu, proto\u017ee bych t\u0159i dny myslela na to, \u017ee za m\u011b n\u011bkdo n\u011bco plat\u00ed a um\u0159ela bych z toho.<\/p>\n<p>V\u010dera jsem ud\u011blala \u0161\u00edlen\u011b dobr\u00fd kapustov\u00fd karban\u00e1tky. No prost\u011b vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed, studen\u00fd jsou je\u0161t\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e tepl\u00fd. Pr\u00e1v\u011b jsem dojela posledn\u00ed kus a klidn\u011b bych si zajela pro kapustu zase a ud\u011blala si dal\u0161\u00edch 6 :))) Zdrav\u00e1 dobr\u00e1 strava a je\u0161t\u011b to vyjde tak levn\u011b. Kapusta za 12 korun, p\u016fl s\u00e1\u010dku sojov\u00fdho granul\u00e1tu za 7 korun, 3 vaj\u00ed\u010dka, \u010desnek, s\u016fl, pep\u0159, mal\u00e1 cibule a mal\u00e1 mrkev jedna. Je z toho 6 velk\u00fdch kousk\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>V\u016fbec na nic nem\u00e1m n\u00e1ladu.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1097\" title=\"negra\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_06_2011_ruka2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_06_2011_ruka2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_06_2011_ruka2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><br \/>\nHubnut\u00ed mi jde d\u00edky b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00ed skv\u011ble, jsem nikdy na ruce nem\u011bla vid\u011bt dole takovou tu \u010d\u00e1rku, co vid\u00edte na fotce XDDDDDDDDD Nebo aspo\u0148, co si pamatuju. B\u0159icho a stehna jsou na tom tro\u0161ku h\u016f\u0159, ale u\u017e fakt nejsem to pras\u00e1tko, co m\u011blo docela velk\u00fd faldy i na z\u00e1dech, bylo mi to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd. Te\u010fka u\u017e se cejt\u00edm vcelku fit a za chv\u00edli se budu d\u011bsn\u011b nudit, proto\u017ee budu huben\u00e1 p\u0159esn\u011b tak, jak chci a co pak jako budu d\u011blat? Budu v\u00e1s otravovat posilov\u00e1n\u00edm t\u011bla. A a\u017e ho budu m\u00edt pevn\u00fd tak se budu nudit, mus\u00edm dop\u0159edu vymyslet, \u010d\u00edm se budu tak stra\u0161n\u011b moc zabejvat!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1098\" title=\"Christina Aguilera 2011\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/25_06_2011_xtina1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/25_06_2011_xtina1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/25_06_2011_xtina1-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><br \/>\nJe mi tro\u0161ku l\u00edto Christiny, kter\u00e1 je pras\u00e1tko zrovna te\u010fka. Zrovna ona, kter\u00e1 m\u011bla postavu v\u017edycky k se\u017er\u00e1n\u00ed. Ty jej\u00ed \u017eensk\u00fd boky p\u011bkn\u00fd, ale vcelku \u0161t\u00edhl\u00fd pevn\u00fd nohy se prom\u011bnily v kejti\u010dky. Ona snad ale nebude m\u00edt probl\u00e9m shodit. Ona m\u00e1 cel\u00e9 dny \u010das a pen\u00edze na to, aby si najala tren\u00e9ra a on ji dal za p\u016flrok zase dokupy v sexy ko\u010dku.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1099\" title=\"(c) tumblr n\u011bkdo n\u011bkde\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_li6bn2AEmY1qd28soo1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_li6bn2AEmY1qd28soo1_500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/tumblr_li6bn2AEmY1qd28soo1_500-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><br \/>\nA j\u00e1 u\u017e chci takhle sk\u00e1kat n\u011bkde u vody, jako tahle sle\u010dna. M\u00e1me s holkama u\u017e vybran\u00fd dva term\u00edny na Slapy a pojedeme v ten, kdy \u0159eknou v \u00e9teru kr\u00e1sn\u00fd slune\u010dn\u00fd po\u010das\u00ed. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd pl\u00e1ny 3 m\u011bs\u00edce dop\u0159edu, prost\u011b vyjedeme a\u017e \u0159eknou, \u017ee nebude chc\u00e1t! Tak\u017ee, <strong>\u017divoho\u0161\u0165<\/strong> boj se. A pen\u00edze, p\u0159ihr\u0148te se mi odn\u011bkud. D\u00edk.<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee j\u00e1 se pokus\u00edm stihnout do z\u00edtra do ve\u010dera v\u0161echno p\u0159ipravit, kdo bude m\u00edt z\u00e1jem o n\u011bco, bu\u010fte p\u0159ipraven\u00ed :) \u010c\u00e1u!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ano, tak se mi povedlo vyt\u0159\u00eddit jako\u017ee sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148. Dala jsem pry\u010d velk\u00fd v\u011bci n\u011bjak\u00fd, kter\u00fd u\u017e nikdy nechci m\u00edt&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1094"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1101,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions\/1101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}