{"id":110,"date":"2010-09-26T16:59:08","date_gmt":"2010-09-26T15:59:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=110"},"modified":"2010-09-26T16:59:08","modified_gmt":"2010-09-26T15:59:08","slug":"11-dni-klidu-miru-a-vsudepritomneho-bordelu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"11 dn\u00ed klidu, m\u00edru a v\u0161udep\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e9ho bordelu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Bylo to kr\u00e1sn\u00fd, a\u017e n\u00e1dhern\u00fd. Jeden\u00e1ct dn\u00ed jsem byla sama v dom\u011b, mohla jsem bejt dole u velk\u00fd televize nebo v m\u00fdm bejval\u00fdm pokoji, kter\u00fd je te\u010fka otcov\u00fdm pokojem na televizi je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, bylo tam teplo, z\u00e1chod a ledni\u010dka bl\u00edzko. Bohu\u017eel dne\u0161kem to v\u0161echno skon\u010dilo. V\u010derej\u0161\u00ed ob\u0159\u00ed \u00faklid poloviny domu se neobe\u0161el bez v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdch nehod, jako nap\u0159\u00edklad polept\u00e1n\u00ed moj\u00ed ruky savem a nedokonal\u00fd vy\u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed obrovsk\u00fdho fleku \u010dehosi na sv\u011btle modr\u00fdm gau\u010di. Neocen\u011bna z\u016fstala dokonale uklizen\u00e1 koupelna, vy\u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00e1 papou\u0161kova klec, n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva veterin\u00e1\u0159e s Charliem i zalejv\u00e1n\u00ed kv\u011btin, proto\u017ee orchidej tolik vody nepot\u0159ebuje a asi jsme ji utopili. Stihla jsem k tomu ale dva fotbaly, jeden p\u011bkn\u00fd dopoledn\u00ed s kr\u00e1sn\u00fdmi g\u00f3ly a jeden odpoledn\u00ed, kde m\u016fj milovanej p\u0159\u00edtel dal penaltu, kter\u00e1 srovnala v\u00fdsledek na jedna jedna. Potom si vyhodil koleno a te\u010fka je v \u0159iti do konce sez\u00f3ny, bezva ne? Dala jsem si po dlouh\u00fd dob\u011b nudle v bistru a \u0159ekla jsem si, \u017ee je zase dlouho j\u00edst nebudu, proto\u017ee prost\u011b ne. Proto\u017ee jsme zvykl\u00ed \u0159\u00eddit po pra\u0161n\u00fdch cest\u00e1ch vesnick\u00fdch, zap\u016fj\u010dili jsme si do Prahy navigaci. Za\u010dalo pr\u0161et. Pr\u0161elo a\u017e do Prahy, byla mlha, padalo list\u00ed a v\u016fbec tak celkov\u011b se dob\u0159e v t\u00fd tm\u011b \u0159\u00eddilo… kdy\u017e jsme dojeli na \u010cern\u00fd Most, nastavila jsem tam Termin\u00e1l1. Hlas Pavla Li\u0161ky n\u00e1s za\u010dal \u0161tv\u00e1t u\u017e po deseti minut\u00e1ch, ale ne\u017e jsme p\u0159epli na o n\u011bco v\u00edc p\u0159\u00edjemnou \u017eenu, n\u011bco mi v navigaci ne\u0161lo (poprv\u00e9 v ruk\u00e1ch) a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m tomu ‚Ty vole a p\u0159esta\u0148 m\u011b sr\u00e1t<\/em>‚ na\u010de\u017e se z n\u00ed ozvalo ‚Hele uklidni to, jo.<\/em>‚ A Filip se moh pochcat sm\u00edchy. V jednu r\u00e1no mi m\u011bli p\u0159ist\u00e1t rodi\u010de a o p\u016fl druh\u00fd mi vol\u00e1 matka, \u017ee u\u017e m\u016f\u017eeme p\u0159iject tam, \u017ee si akor\u00e1t vezmou ta\u0161ky a jdou ven. T\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed parkovi\u0161t\u011bm mi op\u011bt vol\u00e1 a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee nemaj\u00ed zavazadla, \u017ee je asi poslali jinam, my t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed leti\u0161t\u011bm. Necht\u011bli jsme tam vjet, proto\u017ee se po 15ti minut\u00e1ch za ka\u017edou hodinu plat\u00ed 100 CZK a ka\u017ed\u00fdch 10 minut odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt a obj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt a znova vj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt, dokud n\u011bkdo nevyleze, kdy\u017e ani nev\u00edte kdy se \u010dlov\u011bku taky nechce. Tak proto\u017ee tam byly auta jako taky, zaparkovali jsme za n\u011b, ale v tu chv\u00edli na n\u00e1s zpoza rohu vyjela M\u011bstsk\u00e1 policie hlavn\u00edho m\u011bsta Prahy a u\u017e to jelo. M\u00edsto toho, abysme dali tu stovku za \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed tam, jsme dali dv\u011b stovky jim. Nejni\u017e\u0161\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1stka, cht\u011bli n\u00e1m d\u00e1t 2000 CZK nejd\u0159\u00edv, ale ukecali jsme to. Pak n\u00e1m \u0159ekl, \u017ee by n\u00e1m i ty dv\u011b odpustil, ale \u017ee jsme byli hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00fd u\u017e na policii a \u017ee oni musej p\u0159in\u00fdst d\u016fkaz, \u017ee m\u00e1me pokutu a tak… tak\u017ee tak. V tom volala m\u00e1ma, \u017ee maj\u00ed zavazadla a \u017ee jsou venku, tak\u017ee kdybychom tam vejli \u00fapln\u011b hnedka, nic by se nestalo XDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Dostala jsem pokutu<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Dostala jsem ale i n\u00e1ramky XDDD<\/em><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>A n\u00e1u\u0161nice s plechovkou pr\u00e1\u0161ku na drink z gran\u00e1tov\u00fdho jabka :) Z t\u011bch prost\u0159edn\u00edch jsem \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc na sv\u011bt\u011b nad\u0161en\u00e1 a ty s punt\u00edkama jsou sestry m\u00fdch \u017eiraf.<\/em><\/p>\n

\nRodi\u010de si dovolenou u\u017eili a tak n\u00e1s dneska vzali na ob\u011bd, kde jsem m\u011bla v\u00fdborn\u00fd vep\u0159ov\u00fd v\u00fdpe\u010dky, zel\u00ed, \u0161pen\u00e1t, om\u00e1\u010dku a bramborov\u00fd knedl\u00edky. Ale s t\u00edmhle u\u017e taky poalu kon\u010d\u00edm a nastane tvrdej re\u017eim. Sice se fyzicky necejt\u00edm na n\u011bjak\u00fd kraviny jako p\u0159etahovat se hnedka od za\u010d\u00e1tku na spinningu, baz\u00e9n, fitness centrum, AB ROCKET a rotoped, ale m\u016f\u017eu za\u010d\u00edt t\u0159eba t\u00edm, \u017ee nebudu \u017er\u00e1t Bake Rolls v jeden\u00e1ct ve\u010der :)<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a> S mati\u010dkou dneska p\u0159ed ob\u011bdem :)<\/em><\/p>\n

\nTe\u010fka jdu d\u011blat web tetovac\u00edmu studiu a pak hnedka si tam skon\u010d\u00edm na tetov\u00e1n\u00ed a na piercing. Bo\u017ee, a\u0165 u\u017e je \u00fater\u00fd a sv\u00e1tek. Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m nesn\u00e1\u0161et pr\u00e1ci v realitce z r\u016fzn\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f. Hr\u016fzad\u011bs. Jinak jsem r\u00e1da, \u017ee se v\u00e1m tady l\u00edb\u00ed, mn\u011b taky :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bylo to kr\u00e1sn\u00fd, a\u017e n\u00e1dhern\u00fd. Jeden\u00e1ct dn\u00ed jsem byla sama v dom\u011b, mohla jsem bejt dole u velk\u00fd televize…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions\/117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}