{"id":1344,"date":"2011-08-08T21:01:31","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T20:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1344"},"modified":"2011-08-08T21:01:31","modified_gmt":"2011-08-08T20:01:31","slug":"perez-normalne-jsem-si-dal-prase-s-bradavkou-caaau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1344","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;Per\u00e9z, norm\u00e1ln\u011b jsem si dal prase s bradavkou! \u010c\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1u!&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0161em z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00fdm d\u011bkuji za vyps\u00e1n\u00ed fobi\u00ed &#8211; po\u010detla jsem si :)<\/p>\n<p>O v\u00edkendu jsme byli v\u0161ichni na <strong>Porcinkuli<\/strong> v Hostinn\u00e9m. Dopoledne jsem tam pracovala se st\u00e1nkem a odpoledne jsme tam jeli kalit. Nem\u00e1m ani jednu fotku, opila jsem se hrozn\u011b brzo, v\u0161echno bylo super, sranda, p\u0159i\u0161li za mnou i bejval\u00ed kolegov\u00e9 z poji\u0161\u0165ovny, spolu\u017e\u00e1k ze z\u00e1kladky a potom si nic nepamatuju, m\u00e1m nara\u017een\u00fd z\u00e1da a nohu a p\u0159i\u0161la jsem o p\u016fl p\u00e1t\u00fd r\u00e1no z Deprese&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V ned\u011bli jsem si koupila pizzu, zalehla na gau\u010d, koukala na <em>My Sister&#8217;s Keeper<\/em> a vyd\u00fdch\u00e1vala n\u00e1valy z alkoholu. Moc mi to ne\u0161lo, proto\u017ee jsem nepila n\u011bkde p\u0159es m\u011bs\u00edc. Pak jsem si nad\u00e1vala, \u017ee \u017eeru pizzu, kdy\u017e mi je pak blb\u011b a akor\u00e1t se poseru &lt;333 (1)<\/p>\n<p>Dneska jsme byly s <em>Luci\u00ed<\/em> v Praze. Za doktorama a je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9 dal\u0161\u00ed vy\u0159izov\u00e1n\u00ed, ka\u017ed\u00e1 jin\u00e9. R\u00e1no jsem si vzala kra\u0165asy, co\u017e byla chyba. Zima jako kr\u00e1va. Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee jsem s sebou m\u011bla rad\u0161i leg\u00edny, jinak bych m\u011bla pr\u016fsera. Jely jsme \u0161\u00edlen\u011b brzo r\u00e1no, proto\u017ee jsme tam m\u011bly b\u00fdt v osm. Tak n\u011bjak jsme v\u0161echno vy\u0159\u00eddily, za\u0161ly jsme do m\u00fdho obl\u00edben\u00fdho obchodu s \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdm zbo\u017e\u00edm, tak\u017ee m\u00e1m z\u00e1sobu nudl\u00ed, su\u0161en\u00fdch shiitake hub a ko\u0159en\u00ed &lt;33<\/p>\n<p>Nem\u011bly jsme moc \u010dasu, nestihly jsme skoro nic a hlavn\u011b nejsou pen\u00edze na to, abych mohla drtiv\u011b nakupovat. M\u011bla jsem posledn\u00ed dv\u011b stravenky, kter\u00fd padly na mal\u00fd McChicken menu a jeden hamburger. \u017deru McChicken, m\u00e1m u toho Colu Light a mysl\u00edm si, jak to jako nezachra\u0148uju XDDDDD Pak jsem si nad\u00e1vala, \u017ee \u017eeru McChicken, kdy\u017e mi je pak blb\u011b a akor\u00e1t se poseru &lt;333 (2)<\/p>\n<p>Cht\u011bla jsem n\u011bjak\u00e9 j\u00eddlo v M&amp;S, ale nakonec jsem si tam nekoupila nic. Bu\u010f nic nebo v\u0161echno. N\u011bkdy b\u011bhem srpna budu asi po ve\u010derech pracovat v dal\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1ci teda, brzy se to dozv\u00edm a prozrad\u00edm t\u0159eba.<\/p>\n<p>V APPLE STORE jsem si hr\u00e1la na iPadu, co\u017e m\u011b n\u011bjak nezaujalo, ale hr\u00e1la jsem si bohu\u017eel i s iPhonem 4 a tam se to \u0159\u00edct ned\u00e1. Tak\u017ee jsem dneska zru\u0161ila v\u0161echny narozeninov\u00fd p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed na slo\u017een\u00ed se mi na 3GS a v klidu po\u010dk\u00e1m na \u010dty\u0159ku, a\u017e bude za p\u0159ijateln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed cenu, ne\u017e je te\u010f. Dej Bo\u017ee, aby to bylo HNED XDDDDDD.<\/p>\n<p>Poprv\u00fd jsem si \u010duchala k Daisy od Jacobse a je to takovej humus, popsala bych to jako mejdlo s levn\u00fdm parf\u00e9mem. Byla jsem hrozn\u011b zklaman\u00e1, myslela jsem si, \u017ee je to n\u011bjak\u00e1 fakt pecka, kdy\u017e ho v\u0161ichni maj\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1345\" title=\"Praha\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_08_2011_prague1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_08_2011_prague1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_08_2011_prague1-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1346\" title=\"Sex\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_08_2011_prague2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_08_2011_prague2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_08_2011_prague2-300x194.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/>\u0160\u00edlen\u011b m\u011b bolely nohy a ve\u010der v sedm jsem je\u0161t\u011b musela s F na n\u00e1kup na t\u00fdden. Koupila jsem si n\u011bjakou zeleninu na sal\u00e1ty, ovoce a b\u00edl\u00fd jogurty. Proto\u017ee si pak nad\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee \u017eeru pizzy a McChickeny, je mi potom blb\u011b a stejn\u011b se po tom poseru (3) a ze sal\u00e1tu, kdy\u017e ho je dost se naj\u00edm \u00fapln\u011b STEJN\u011a, neposeru se, je mi lehce, jsem najeden\u00e1 a cejt\u00edm se skv\u011ble. Tak mi to vysv\u011btlete tohleto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0161em z\u00fa\u010dastn\u011bn\u00fdm d\u011bkuji za vyps\u00e1n\u00ed fobi\u00ed &#8211; po\u010detla jsem si :) O v\u00edkendu jsme byli v\u0161ichni na Porcinkuli v&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1344"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1348,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1344\/revisions\/1348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}