{"id":1397,"date":"2011-08-24T16:09:17","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T15:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1397"},"modified":"2011-08-24T16:09:17","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T15:09:17","slug":"br-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1397","title":{"rendered":"BR NO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera jsem jela s klukama do Brna. Oni jeli jako v\u017edycky do <em>PLANET TATTOO<\/em> a j\u00e1 jsem \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee v tom vedru zalezu do <em>Va\u0148kovky<\/em> a nazdar a\u017e do ve\u010dera. A tak se taky stalo. P\u0159ijeli jsme tam, \u00fapln\u011b upe\u010den\u00ed, blb\u011b n\u00e1m bylo. Sedli jsme si je\u0161t\u011b na zahr\u00e1dku v centru, oni si dali n\u011bjak\u00fd mega poh\u00e1ry prost\u011b a j\u00e1 <em>Lemona<\/em>, z kter\u00fdho jsem v tom vedru byla hnedka opil\u00e1. Stra\u0161n\u011b jsem se tlemila, jak maj\u00ed dva takov\u00ed chlapi prost\u011b barevn\u00fd poh\u00e1ry p\u0159ed sebou XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.<\/p>\n<p>Do Va\u0148kovky jsem \u0161la hnedka ve 14.00 a \u00fapln\u011b durch jsem \u0161la na ob\u011bd. Dala jsem si v Pand\u011b nudle se zeleninou a Colu. Coly jsem tam nakonec vypila asi 2 litry, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee bych u\u017e brzo m\u011bla za\u010d\u00edt b\u011bhat, ale zase m\u011b za\u010dalo bolet v krku, tak\u017ee v\u016fbec nev\u00edm, jak co bude, hlavn\u011b nechci p\u0159ibrat zase n\u011bjak jako O_o<\/p>\n<p>Potom jsem \u0161la prolejzat jen tak obchody, posledn\u00ed asi rok a p\u016fl m\u00e1m nejrad\u0161i <em>Tally Weijl<\/em>, maj\u00ed tam sam\u00fd jednoduch\u00fd tri\u010dka, t\u00edlka, svetry a \u0161aty. Jak jsem byla hotov\u00e1 z auta, tak jsem si tam koupila \u0161aty za 150 CZK a \u0161la jsem se norm\u00e1ln\u011b na z\u00e1chod opl\u00e1chnout do umyvadla vodou a p\u0159evl\u00e9knout se z kra\u0165as\u016f a t\u00edlka pr\u00e1v\u011b do nich. Oby\u010dejn\u00fd, tmav\u011b b\u00e9\u017eov\u00fd, sv\u011btle hn\u011bd\u00fd, ani nev\u00edm, jak tu SAFARI barvu nazvat p\u0159esn\u011b. (M\u011bla bych ud\u011blat fashionblog!) Z\u00e1chody po Brn\u011b jsem placen\u00e9 a to i v obrovsk\u00fdch n\u00e1kupn\u00edch centrech, tak\u017ee zrovna na mn\u011b si tam vyd\u011blali n\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Potom za mnou p\u0159i\u0161el F, najedl se taky, j\u00e1 jsem si zas dala COLU. Byla jsem tam a\u017e n\u011bkde do 19.45 &#8211; prost\u011b cel\u00fd odpoledne v jednom centru, jenom, abych nemusela b\u00fdt venku v tom vedru. Kdy\u017e jsem tam \u0161la zp\u00e1tky do centra, tak jsem myslela, \u017ee zem\u0159u&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee ono moc nen\u00ed co ps\u00e1t, kdy\u017e jsem cel\u00fd odpoledne str\u00e1vila tam a \u010dum\u011bla jsem dokola po\u0159\u00e1d na to sam\u00fd. Koupila jsem si kone\u010dn\u011b zase sv\u011btle modr\u00fd STABILO, proto\u017ee moje jedin\u00fd u\u017e p\u0159ed \u010dasem dopsalo. Kdy\u017e jsem v\u0161ude vid\u011bla ty p\u011bkn\u00fd se\u0161ity, m\u011bla jsem chu\u0165 se vr\u00e1tit do \u0161koly.<\/p>\n<p>Mo\u017en\u00e1 budu v Brn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkdy v \u0159\u00edjnu, kdyby o mn\u011b m\u011bl n\u011bkdo z\u00e1jem t\u0159eba na chv\u00edli, m\u016f\u017eete napsat. M\u011bla jsem m\u00edt sraz s <em>Desti\u010dkou<\/em>, ale ta se na m\u011b vyprdla! Pak m\u011b napadla <em>Athelas<\/em>, ale to jsem bohu\u017eel byla u\u017e tam a nem\u011bla jsem telefon na tebe :(<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1399\" title=\"Benz\u00ednka\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno1-300x188.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Ob\u010derstven\u00ed asi hodinku p\u0159ed Brnem. Kinder Bueno n\u00f3 &lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1400\" title=\"LEMON\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Lemon na zahr\u00e1dce a \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na gaypoh\u00e1ry<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1401\" title=\"Panda\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Ob\u011bd v Pand\u011b :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1402\" title=\"\u0160aty\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno4.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno4-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Stra\u0161n\u011b jsem si cht\u011bla koupit tyhle dlouh\u00fd oby\u010den\u00fd \u0161aty! Prost\u011b hrozn\u011b, ale musela jsem d\u00e1t p\u0159ednost v tu chv\u00edli jen t\u011bm kr\u00e1tk\u00fdm letn\u00edm no.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1403\" title=\"Nudle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno5.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/23_08_2011_brno5-300x211.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Je\u0161t\u011b nudle v krabi\u010dce, haha :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A jen tak mimochodem, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.discombobulater.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">P\u00d3L<\/a> napsal nejv\u00edc nejlep\u0161\u00ed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.discombobulater.org\/2011\/08\/23\/best-weekend-ever-in-krkonose\/\" target=\"_blank\">POST<\/a> o tom, jak tady s <em>B\u00e1rb<\/em> byli! Doporu\u010duju si k tomu otev\u0159\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00fd studen\u00fd pit\u00ed a \u010d\u00edst! Je to zase z jin\u00fdho pohledu prost\u011b a je to hrozn\u011b vtipn\u00fd a nejlep\u0161\u00ed XDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera jsem jela s klukama do Brna. Oni jeli jako v\u017edycky do PLANET TATTOO a j\u00e1 jsem \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1397"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1405,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397\/revisions\/1405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}