{"id":1499,"date":"2011-09-05T09:29:02","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T08:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1499"},"modified":"2011-09-05T09:29:02","modified_gmt":"2011-09-05T08:29:02","slug":"0309-my-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1499","title":{"rendered":"03\/09 my birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak u\u017e to m\u00e1m za sebou a je mi <strong>23 let<\/strong>. Moje mamka m\u011b v 23ti letech u\u017e m\u011bla narozenou a to j\u00ed tam n\u011bjak\u00e1 sest\u0159i\u010dka \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee u\u017e to je star\u00e1 kr\u00e1va, proto\u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed dvacetit\u0159\u00edlet\u00e9 rodi\u010dky tam byly t\u0159eba u\u017e pot\u0159et\u00ed. J\u00e1 sama si nedovedu p\u0159edstavit m\u00edt zrovna te\u010fka d\u00edt\u011b, ale mo\u017en\u00e1, kdybych m\u011bla u\u017e d\u00e9le pr\u00e1ci a n\u011bjak\u00e9 sv\u00e9 z\u00e1zem\u00ed tak bych ho i m\u011bla. Ale to jsem odbo\u010dila n\u011bkam \u00fapln\u011b do dalek\u00fd budoucnosti d\u00edky v\u0161em okolnostem.<\/p>\n<p>Shodou okolnost\u00ed m\u00e1me s m\u00fdm nejlep\u0161\u00edm kamar\u00e1dem narozeniny ve stejnej den. Po\u0159\u00e1d se h\u00e1d\u00e1me, \u010d\u00ed to je jako den teda. M\u016fj XDDDD. Odpoledne jsme opejkali bu\u0159ty a p\u00e1rky a klob\u00e1sy u m\u00fdch rodi\u010d\u016f na zahrad\u011b. J\u00e1 jsem si dala na grilovac\u00ed t\u00e1cek ku\u0159ec\u00ed maso, abych nebyla prase a jedlo se, pov\u00eddalo a pil se rad\u0161i jen Staropramen Lemon, proto\u017ee bylo docela teplo a ve\u010der jsme teprv m\u011bli j\u00edt na pivo. Dostala jsem roztomil\u00fd d\u00e1rky je\u0161t\u011b od rodi\u010d\u016f, t\u0159eba celou <em>melounovou sadu od AVONU<\/em>, co\u017e je hust\u00fd, proto\u017ee jsem ve st\u0159edu p\u0159emej\u0161lela, jestli si to nekoup\u00edm v Hradci u AVON LADY, co st\u00e1la ve<em> Futuru<\/em> :)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1500\" title=\"s moj\u00ed Had\u017eenkou &lt;333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday2_s_hayko1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday2_s_hayko1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday2_s_hayko1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1501\" title=\"Facebook BDAY!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"77\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday1.jpg 483w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday1-300x47.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 483px) 100vw, 483px\" \/><br \/>\nFotily jsme se s Had\u017eenkou, jen\u017ee ona se vyfot\u00ed v\u017edycky jenom jednou a potom u\u017e nechce dal\u0161\u00ed fotky, tak\u017ee mus\u00edte v\u017edycky myslet na to, \u017ee m\u00e1te jen jeden jedinej pokus na to, vyfotit se se psem. Potom naschv\u00e1l zav\u00edr\u00e1 o\u010di nebo se tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed jak debil a nebo si \u00fapln\u011b lehne a zav\u0159e o\u010di.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1502\" title=\"D\u016fkaz\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday2_s_hayko2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday2_s_hayko2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2011_bday2_s_hayko2-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Tady je d\u016fkaz, kdyby mi zas n\u011bkdo nev\u011b\u0159il!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>P\u0159ijel si op\u00e9ct i <em>George<\/em>, potom jsme \u0161li na h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b na fotbal. Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed t\u00edm jsem musela nab\u011bhnout do sprchy a umejt si od toho ohn\u011b vlasy, proto\u017ee to se nedalo, jak p\u00e1chly kou\u0159em p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b. Dala jsem si na h\u0159i\u0161ti malou des\u00edtku, po\u0159\u00e1d bylo \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd vedro. Pak jsme vyrazili do Klubu, tam u\u017e bylo p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b docela, byla sranda, bylo tam hodn\u011b lid\u00ed, nejd\u0159\u00edv jsem pila medoviny na pan\u00e1ky, jen\u017ee pak jsem n\u011bjak omylem u\u017e v ruce dr\u017eela velk\u00fdho pan\u00e1ka vodky a pak m\u011b <em>Andreja<\/em> a <em>Luc\u00edja<\/em> donutily vyp\u00edt dal\u0161\u00ed vodku a od t\u00fd doby si skoro nic nepamatuju. A to jako \u00fapln\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, t\u0159eba ani nev\u00edm, jak jsem jela do Deprese, co jsem tam d\u011blala a kdo tam byl! Pak akor\u00e1t v\u00edm, \u017ee jsem \u0161la sama p\u011b\u0161ky dom\u016f (<em>j\u016f si to m\u016f\u017eu hodit na dailymile XDDDDDDDDDD<\/em>) a po p\u00e1r metrech jsem si sundala boty a \u0161la ty 4 kilometry dom\u016f bosa! Tak kde to sme.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161e <strong>ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00e1 oslava<\/strong> se bude konat a\u017e tuhle sobotu na chat\u011b&#8230; XDDDDDDDDDDD U\u017e jsme p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161leli, \u017ee bychom m\u00edsto piva to\u010dili malinovku, proto\u017ee n\u00e1m v ned\u011bli bylo tak blb\u011b, \u017ee si to nedovedete p\u0159edstavit.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1505\" title=\"Moist Cake :)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/02_09_2011_moist_cake1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/02_09_2011_moist_cake1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/02_09_2011_moist_cake1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/>D\u011blala jsem<em> <a href=\"http:\/\/violent-lullaby.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ad\u00e9lky<\/a><\/em> moist cake, ale m\u011bla jsem moc tekutou polevu, tak mi stekla na tal\u00ed\u0159, jak vid\u00edte na fotce. Pak a\u017e tro\u0161ku ztuhla, jsem to se\u0161kr\u00e1bala a dala zase nahoru. \u0158ekla bych, \u017ee je to nejlep\u0161\u00ed cake, co si m\u016f\u017eete doma ud\u011blat. Je fakt vlhkej, \u0161\u00edlen\u011b \u010dokol\u00e1dovej a dobrej. Recept v\u00e1m jist\u011b r\u00e1da ud\u011bl\u00e1 i s fotkama sama Ad\u00e9lka nebo pokud se j\u00ed nebude cht\u00edt a dovol\u00ed, ud\u011bl\u00e1m p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b j\u00e1 s fotkama do recept\u016f. Ale kdy j\u00e1 zas budu p\u00edct :)))<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1507\" title=\"Ned\u011bln\u00ed trhy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_09_2011_natalca1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_09_2011_natalca1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/04_09_2011_natalca1-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>V ned\u011bli na jarmarku :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ano, den po t\u00e9 \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 kalb\u011b jsme jeli s F do Trutnova na jarmark. Vydr\u017eela jsem to asi 10 minut na tom slunci, potom jsem u\u017e hledala jenom vodu studenou a cht\u011bla pry\u010d. To se mi splnilo, tak\u017ee sv\u011bt byl zase hez\u010d\u00ed o n\u011bco. No a dneska mi je docela fajn u\u017e, r\u00e1no jsem se cht\u011bla nasn\u00eddat, ale moc mi to ne\u0161lo, tak jsem vypila jenom tro\u0161ku jahodov\u00fdho ml\u00edka. Ale u\u017e m\u00e1m zase hlad, tak\u017ee si na ob\u011bd ud\u011bl\u00e1m nudle (divn\u00fd) a ud\u011bl\u00e1m v\u00e1m na n\u011b recept. Jsou to takov\u00fd moje slizk\u00fd nudle &lt;333<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak u\u017e to m\u00e1m za sebou a je mi 23 let. Moje mamka m\u011b v 23ti letech u\u017e m\u011bla&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1499"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1509,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1499\/revisions\/1509"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}