{"id":1533,"date":"2011-09-10T13:15:14","date_gmt":"2011-09-10T12:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1533"},"modified":"2011-09-09T21:28:07","modified_gmt":"2011-09-09T20:28:07","slug":"automaticky-prispevek-rozdil-za-jeden-rok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1533","title":{"rendered":"Automatick\u00fd p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek: Rozd\u00edl za jeden rok!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nazd\u00e1r!<br \/>\nTe\u010fka pr\u00e1v\u011b na chat\u011b asi rozpaluju gril, m\u00e1m nato\u010den\u00fd prvn\u00ed pivo a za chvili\u010dku se za\u010dnou sj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt host\u00e9. Ano, tenhle p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek jsem v\u00e1m napsala v\u010dera p\u0159ed p\u016flnoc\u00ed, abyste i dneska m\u011bli co \u010d\u00edst a j\u00e1 jsem se mohla tro\u0161ku pochlubit, proto\u017ee jsem na\u0161la dv\u011b fotky. V\u010dera odpoledne jsem namarinovala 24 ob\u0159\u00edch steak\u016f na staro\u010desk\u00e9 steaky v\u016fn\u00ed sedmi pep\u0159\u016f, no ur\u010dit\u011b v\u00e1m je u\u017e te\u010fka fot\u00edm, jak se zn\u00e1m. Mo\u017en\u00e1 u\u017e m\u00e1m i dopito a mo\u017en\u00e1 u\u017e m\u00e1m druh\u00fd pivo, co\u017e by znamenalo, \u017ee za chv\u00edli tady bude Vendy a mohl by byl zplozen n\u011bjak\u00fd dementn\u00ed videoblog, jako v\u0161echny. Videoblog dementn\u00ed b\u00fdt mus\u00ed, ale p\u0159esto nakonec v\u0161echny bav\u00ed, \u017ee!<\/p>\n<p>Taky jsem v\u010dera ve\u010der ode\u0161la z Klubu, abych byla l\u00edp p\u0159ipraven\u00e1 jako na dne\u0161ek, kdy\u017e slav\u00edm ty 23. Se\u017erala jsem tam misku \u010dips\u016f a doma jsem si dala d\u0159evorubeckej chleba s celou pa\u0161tikou a 5 kysel\u00fdch okurek, tak\u017ee jsem zase prase. Ale od pond\u011bl\u00ed si ud\u011bl\u00e1m ten<em> bootcamp<\/em> a nezastav\u00ed m\u011b ani to, \u017ee nem\u00e1m sv\u016fj o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fd <em>wellness journal<\/em>. Asi ud\u011bl\u00e1m <em>bootcamp\u00ed<\/em> n\u00e1lepky do di\u00e1\u0159\u016f s mou podobiznou, jak \u0159vu a roze\u0161lu je z\u00e1jemc\u016fm.<\/p>\n<p>Nakonec jsem zjistila, \u017ee pot\u0159ebuju celej <em>stabil\u00ed set<\/em>. Taky nov\u00fd pastelky a barvu do tisk\u00e1rny. No prost\u011b mus\u00edm zas n\u011bco za\u010d\u00edt d\u011blat. Aspo\u0148 v t\u011bch di\u00e1\u0159\u00edch. No ale to jsem v\u016fbec necht\u011bla ps\u00e1t. Jsem na\u0161la fotku p\u0159esn\u011b z minul\u00e9ho z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed, sek\u00e1 se to o p\u00e1r dn\u00ed. Jako sice je blb\u00fd, \u017ee mi nejsou vid\u011bt stehna na t\u00fd druh\u00fd, ale i vy mus\u00edte vid\u011bt, jak jsem na t\u00fdprvn\u00ed fotce takov\u00e1 naducan\u00e1 cel\u00e1 a to jsem nebyla v\u016fbec tlust\u00e1, to u\u017e jsem byla hrozn\u011b zhubl\u00e1 ze spinningu.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1536\" title=\"Rozd\u00edl za jeden rok :)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_09_2011_rozdil_1_rok.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"478\" height=\"589\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_09_2011_rozdil_1_rok.jpg 478w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_09_2011_rozdil_1_rok-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 478px) 100vw, 478px\" \/>No prost\u011b jsem na t\u00fd prvn\u00ed naducan\u00e1 v tom v\u0161em. Tak jsem v\u00e1m to cht\u011bla uk\u00e1zat jenom. \u017de ten sport funguje. \u017de mus\u00edte j\u00edst hodn\u011b a dob\u0159e a sportovat a jste v\u00edt\u011bzov\u00e9. \u017de jako byste si m\u011bli vz\u00edt ze m\u011b p\u0159\u00edklad a nevyhled\u00e1vat na vyhled\u00e1va\u010d\u00edch jak si m\u00e1te n\u011bco ud\u011blat nebo moje porno.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1538\" title=\"MOIST CAKE\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_09_2011_moist_cake1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_09_2011_moist_cake1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_09_2011_moist_cake1-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Tady je\u0161t\u011b jednou Ad\u00e9lky <strong>MOIST CAKE <\/strong>i rozkrojen\u00fd. <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1539\" title=\"Sn\u00eddan\u011b :)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_09_2011_snidane1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_09_2011_snidane1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/09_09_2011_snidane1-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>A moje dne\u0161n\u00ed sn\u00eddan\u011b. Garcinia 400ml + 1\/2 z porce medovn\u00edku (dostala jsem ho k narozenin\u00e1m, tak\u017ee jako m\u016f\u017eu!) a fitness lup\u00ednky s jogobellou light &lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p>To jenom p\u00e1r fotek pro pot\u011b\u0161en\u00ed va\u0161eho srdce, j\u00e1 u\u017e jsem ur\u010dit\u011b nap\u016fl opil\u00e1 a m\u00e1m v sob\u011b jeden steak, proto\u017ee to je \u00fapln\u011b jasn\u00fd. M\u00e1 bejt hezky, tak douf\u00e1m, \u017ee je! Doud\u00e1m, \u017ee si oslavu u\u017eiju ve zdrav\u00ed a \u017ee budu ve\u010der pa\u0159it na Pendulum a tak &lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee mi p\u0159ejte, a\u0165 se m\u00e1m a mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00e1s sem p\u0159ijdu zkontrolovat! Dob\u0159e mi bude asi a\u017e v pond\u011bl\u00ed bohu\u017eel. M\u00e1m dv\u011b sedmi\u010dky finsk\u00fd vodky toti\u017e.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nazd\u00e1r! 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