{"id":1659,"date":"2011-09-26T08:46:37","date_gmt":"2011-09-26T07:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1659"},"modified":"2011-09-26T08:46:37","modified_gmt":"2011-09-26T07:46:37","slug":"nahovno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1659","title":{"rendered":"Nahovno!"},"content":{"rendered":"

M\u00e1m se nahovno, proto\u017ee prost\u011b celou noc jsem nespala, budila jsem se a \u010dum\u011bla na st\u00edn u okna, kterej tam je ka\u017edou noc a j\u00e1 si ka\u017edou noc p\u0159edstavuju, \u017ee to n\u011bkdo je a \u010dum\u00ed na m\u011b. R\u00e1no jsem t\u00edm p\u00e1dem trochu zaspala, m\u011bla jsem ject do Trutnova na odb\u011bry krve, proto\u017ee se m\u00e9 obvodn\u00ed v\u016fbec nezd\u00e1m a podez\u00edr\u00e1 m\u011b z toho, \u017ee m\u00e1m probl\u00e9my se \u0161t\u00edtnou \u017el\u00e1zou… sednu do auta, auto na m\u011b p\u00edp\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fd probl\u00e9m s teplotou hned po nastartov\u00e1n\u00ed, tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m co\u017ee<\/strong> a hled\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00fd kn\u00ed\u017eky a n\u00e1vody, ne\u017e to najdu mezi 10ti se\u0161itama v\u0161ema, tak mi mezit\u00edm ujede bus. V aut\u011b se hrabat nebudu rad\u0161i, p\u0159eci jen jsem k\u0159ehk\u00e1 \u017eena, jdu nasran\u011b dom\u016f, hod\u00edm milion pr\u00e1dla do pra\u010dky, d\u00e1m si va\u0159it dv\u011b vaj\u00ed\u010dka, mezit\u00edm jdu z p\u016fdy sebrat dal\u0161\u00ed milion pr\u00e1dla na vy\u017eehlen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Po t\u00fd bezvadn\u00fd noci mi r\u00e1no nepomohl \u017e\u00e1dnej korektor ani, tak\u017ee dneska vypad\u00e1m \u00fapln\u011b nejh\u016f\u0159 na sv\u011bt\u011b, \u017ee ani nem\u016f\u017eu asi nikam j\u00edt. Jedin\u00fd dobr\u00fd zat\u00edm dneska ta sn\u00eddan\u011b. Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee je teprv deset dopoledne a je tady \u0161ance, \u017ee se m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t n\u011bco dobr\u00fdho. P\u0159emej\u0161l\u00edm o odpoledn\u00ed proch\u00e1zce, kdy\u017e jsem se na ni v\u010dera vyprdla a rad\u0161i cel\u00fd odpoledne spala, pak \u0161la na fotbal a pak zas spala.<\/p>\n

Nov\u00e1 z\u00e1vislost: Secret Diary of a Call Girl<\/p>\n

Ty vole na kolo bych mohla odpoledne ale. Jenom takovej kous\u00ed\u010dek, t\u0159eba 10 kilometr\u016f. Ty vole na R\u00fdchorku bych si mohla j\u00edt pro ke\u0161 vlastn\u011b. No, to v\u00e1m taky mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, jakej jsem trag\u00e9d. V\u010dera jsem m\u011bla ject s rodi\u010dema na cyklov\u00fdlet, asi 70km. Tak nejd\u0159\u00edv je r\u00e1no zdr\u017euju t\u00edm, \u017ee sed\u00edm dvacet minut na z\u00e1chod\u011b a potom se mi po p\u011bti kilometrech zd\u00e1, \u017ee je hrozn\u00e1 zima, fouk\u00e1 mi do u\u0161\u00ed, za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed m\u011b bolet hrozn\u011b, \u017eensk\u00fd probl\u00e9my do toho… vzdala jsem se u Kauflandu no. A jela jsem zp\u00e1tky. Nev\u00edm prost\u011b, n\u011bjak to ne\u0161lo…<\/p>\n

Tak aspo\u0148 v\u00e1m d\u00e1m na tenhle tejden j\u00eddeln\u00ed tipy okolo 1300 kcal denn\u011b, pokud si do toho je\u0161t\u011b d\u00e1te t\u0159eba ban\u00e1n, jogurt nebo n\u011bco za ten den.<\/p>\n

\"\"A koho to doopravdy zaj\u00edm\u00e1, tak se pod\u00edv\u00e1 na tenhle rozpis j\u00eddel<\/a><\/strong> od \u00fater\u00fd a zjist\u00ed co je co a kolik co m\u00e1 asi kalori\u00ed. Ta pol\u00edvka na konci pat\u0159\u00ed jinam, proto\u017ee jsem nefotila ty ku\u0159ec\u00ed p\u00e1rky :) Nikdy bych ne\u0159ekla, \u017ee brambory a \u0161pen\u00e1t a cibule budou takhle dobr\u00fd! Tak\u017ee kdo chce, m\u016f\u017ee podle toho j\u00edst, j\u00e1 se zase d\u00edky t\u011bmhle rozpis\u016fm a hl\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed cejt\u00edm o hodn\u011b l\u00edp a u\u017e m\u00e1m zase 57n\u011bco<\/strong> a ne<\/span><\/strong> 58n\u011bco<\/strong> <333<\/p>\n

Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee tam jsou hrozn\u00fd faily zase no. Pizza a nudle. Takov\u00e1 hromada hrozn\u00e1. M\u011bla jsem krizi. A ty \u010dtvere\u010dky \u010dokol\u00e1dy velk\u00fd… a pokud to mysl\u00edte v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, prvn\u00ed co ud\u011blejte, kupte si v\u00e1hu na gramy a va\u017ete si porce. Jinak to taky nikdy nedok\u00e1\u017eete.<\/p>\n

Za t\u00fdden jdu do pr\u00e1ce! U\u017e za t\u00fdden! A potom do t\u00e9 Prahy a potom zase do pr\u00e1ce do konce \u017eivota. P\u0159estali v Kaufu prod\u00e1vat toho lososa. To balen\u00ed, jak je v receptem ten recept na steak z lososa. Nev\u00edte n\u011bkdo, kde by to mohli je\u0161t\u011b m\u00edt?<\/p>\n

\"\"S tetou a strejdou na chat\u011b v sobotu odpoledne :)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

M\u00e1m se nahovno, proto\u017ee prost\u011b celou noc jsem nespala, budila jsem se a \u010dum\u011bla na st\u00edn u okna, kterej…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1659"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1667,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1659\/revisions\/1667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}