{"id":1668,"date":"2011-09-28T18:41:19","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T17:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1668"},"modified":"2011-09-28T18:41:19","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T17:41:19","slug":"prdka-vendy-pardubice-potom-na-cache-alberice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1668","title":{"rendered":"Pr\u010fka Vendy Pardubice, potom na cache Albe\u0159ice!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na <em>plurku<\/em> za\u010dali v\u0161ichni r\u00fdmovat, t\u0159eba se chytnu a vezmou m\u011b do klubu. V\u010dera jsem jela do Pardubic a m\u011bla jsem tam r\u016fzn\u00e9 pl\u00e1ny b\u011bhem dvou hodin. Svezla jsem se s hokejov\u00fdmi fanou\u0161ky (j\u00e1 jsem prost\u011b p\u0159es fotbal, za prv\u00fd nevidim puk a za druh\u00fd nevidim mu\u017esk\u00e1 t\u011bla po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b) a hnedka u ar\u00e9ny se se\u0161la s Vendy. Ta op\u011bt zapomn\u011bla d\u00e1rek je\u0161t\u011b pro m\u011b k narozenin\u00e1m doma, haha, tak jsme byly tuze nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed, jestli to<em> EMO<\/em> (to je Vendy p\u0159\u00edtel!) stihne do osmi, kdy jsem m\u011bla pomalu odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt. Nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d, kdy\u017e mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m EMO, proto\u017ee pr\u00fd EMO nen\u00ed, ale on mi jak EMO p\u0159ijde, asi proto, \u017ee m\u00e1 trochu patku na stranu prost\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>Sh\u00e1n\u011bla jsem podzimn\u00ed\/zimn\u00ed boty a pen\u011b\u017eenku. Sta\u010dily by mi bohat\u011b UGGy, l\u00edb\u011bj se mi, d\u00e1 se do nich hnedka vklouznout a jdou pohodln\u00e9, ale nem\u00e1m p\u00e1r tis\u00edc na boty n\u011bjak. Tak jsem v\u0161ude smutn\u011b koukala na boty, co vypadaj\u00ed jako UGGy, ale nejsou UGGy, ale stoj\u00ed p\u011btikilo. Vypadaj\u00ed ale, \u017ee se po dvou m\u011bs\u00edc\u00edch pro\u0161l\u00e1pnou. A ov\u010d\u00ed vlna je ov\u010d\u00ed vlna. Ale j\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1d nem\u00e1m boty, no. Skv\u011bl\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Pen\u011b\u017eenku jsem na\u0161la nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a nejv\u00edc praktickou na sv\u011bt\u011b, nevzala jsem si ji a nev\u00edm dodnes pro\u010d. \u0158\u00edkala jsem p\u0159itom, \u017ee si k narozenin\u00e1m dodate\u010dn\u011b za pen\u00edze co jsem dostala koup\u00edm pr\u00e1v\u011b tyhle dv\u011b v\u011bci.<\/p>\n<p>Vendy \u0161la na sedmou na tr\u00e9nink a p\u0159ijela Pr\u010fka (ony jsou poh\u00e1dan\u00e9 n\u011bjak\u00e9 pr\u00fd, tak jsem si nedovolia b\u00fdt s ob\u011bma najednou zat\u00edm XDDD) tak jsme si taky pov\u00eddaly, chodily po AFI a tak n\u011bjak nic ned\u011blaly. Hrozn\u011b mi ob\u011b chyb\u011bj no, ty na\u0161e \u010dasy a tak. Za\u0161ly jsme si do H&amp;M se pod\u00edvat na slevy, ale ve slev\u011b byly sam\u00fd sra\u010dky a je\u0161t\u011b byly drah\u00fd docela. Ale ve spodn\u00edm pr\u00e1dle n\u011bjak\u00fd fajn slevy byly, tak\u017ee jsem si koupila kupu spodn\u00edho pr\u00e1dla za dv\u011b stovky a u\u017e nem\u016f\u017eu utr\u00e1cet v\u016fbec nebo nebudu m\u00edt na autobus do Prahy na \u0161kolen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Potom p\u0159ijel EMO a dal mi za Vendy m\u016fj d\u00e1rek k narozenin\u00e1m. M\u016fj prvn\u00ed de\u0161tn\u00edk v m\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b. Dodnes jsem nem\u011bla. Nenosila. Jen kapuci po\u0159\u00e1d. Tak\u017ee jako douf\u00e1m, \u017ee bude hodn\u011b pr\u0161et, proto\u017ee je \u00fa\u017easnej &lt;3333333333<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e se mi to hrozn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed. Od pond\u011bl\u00ed na t\u00fdden do prodejnu a potom mati\u010dka Praha. Mus\u00edm si koupit n\u011bjakej p\u011bknej se\u0161it, kam si budu stra\u0161n\u011b poctiv\u011b v\u0161echno ps\u00e1t cel\u00fd \u0161kolen\u00ed, abych se to nemusela ve\u010der u\u010dit z n\u011bjak\u00fdch pap\u00edr\u016f, proto\u017ee to j\u00e1 naprosto <strong>neum\u00edm<\/strong>. Budu d\u011blat n\u011bjak\u00fd zkou\u0161ky a prost\u011b nedovedu si to p\u0159edstavit, dva roky ze \u0161koly najednou se n\u011bco u\u010dit a je\u0161t\u011b d\u011blat zkou\u0161ky&#8230; ale mus\u00ed m\u011b hn\u00e1t dop\u0159edu to, \u017ee budu d\u011blat poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b n\u011bco, co m\u011b bude aspo\u0148 trochu<strong> bavit<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1670\" title=\"Pardubice\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice1-300x205.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1671\" title=\"Pardubice\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice2-300x196.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1672\" title=\"Pardubice\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_09_2011_pardubice3-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>V\u0161ak v\u00edte. Bez fotek nohou neexistuje\u0161.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A dneska, dneska je sv\u00e1tek, tak\u017ee byl doma i F semnou. Ud\u011blala jsem teda pol\u00edvku s celest\u00fdnsk\u00fdma nudlema a zapekla jsem pangase v troub\u011b s m\u00e1slem v alobalu, on m\u00e1 toti\u017e r\u00e1d ryby, ale bez citronu! J\u00e1 jsem si ho zapekla s citronem, ale j\u00e1 krom\u011b lososa zas moc ryby nemus\u00edm. Co\u017e je \u0161koda. A dost blb\u00fd pro m\u016fj zdrav\u00fd \u017eivotn\u00ed styl o kter\u00fd se sna\u017e\u00edm a kter\u00fd jsem si zase v\u010dera i dneska \u00fapln\u011b posrala, tak nev\u00edm, o co se vlastn\u011b sna\u017e\u00edm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Odpoledne bylo p\u011bkn\u011b a my jsme nem\u011bli co d\u011blat, tak jsem ho nen\u00e1siln\u011b donutila, abychom jeli sm\u011br Albe\u0159ice na ke\u0161e, bohu\u017eel proto, \u017ee nem\u00e1m smartphone jsem nemohla j\u00edt na tu t\u0159et\u00ed multi, ale snad brzo si pro v\u0161echny multi v okol\u00ed p\u016fjdu &lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Prvn\u00ed jsem hledala <em>Lyse\u010dinskou jehlu<\/em>, m\u011bla jsem ji hnedka. Potom jsme se \u0161li mrknout do lomu, dole je takov\u00e1 jeskyn\u011b, tam jsem jednou byla, ono se tam ani nesm\u00ed teda. Te\u010fka je v\u0161echno zarostl\u00fd. Norm\u00e1ln\u011b tam ud\u011blali muzeum mal\u00fd. Kdy\u017e jsem tam byla naposled, nic tam nebylo. Cestou jsem potkala dv\u011b \u017e\u00e1by, tak jsem m\u011bla radost XDDD.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1674\" title=\"Geocaching Albe\u0159ice\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_09_2011_geocaching1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_09_2011_geocaching1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_09_2011_geocaching1-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>V lomu, zrovna tam za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m chytat hroznej v\u00fdtlem a \u017eabka \u010d\u00edslo dv\u011b &lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1677\" title=\"XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_09_2011_geogif1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Druhou cache jsem nemohla naj\u00edt, proto\u017ee jsem nemohla naj\u00edt pramen vody, tak\u017ee jsem lezla do n\u011bjak\u00fdch trubek \u0161pinav\u00fdch zbyte\u010dn\u011b XDDDDDDDD. Pak jsem ho na\u0161la, ml\u00e1tila jsem se do hlavy \u00fapln\u011b, \u017ee jsem ho nevid\u011bla p\u0159edt\u00edm a m\u011bla jsem <em>Starou celnici cache<\/em>. Byla jsem spokojen\u00e1 z proch\u00e1zky i z obou ke\u0161\u00ed, kter\u00fd jsem cht\u011bla naj\u00edt. Tak\u017ee snad te\u010f pot\u011b\u0161\u00edm, \u017ee to nen\u00ed jenom v nadpisu, ale n\u011bco m\u00e1lo tady o nich je.<\/p>\n<p>Jinak jsem u\u017e u \u010dtvrt\u00fd \u0159ady <em><strong>Call Girl<\/strong><\/em>, jsem dobytek. Venku sv\u00edt\u00ed slunce a j\u00e1 tady \u010dum\u00edm na seri\u00e1l. A \u017eeru si tady pern\u00edk a McNuggets a jsem prost\u011b prase, co se asi nikdy nenau\u010d\u00ed j\u00edst norm\u00e1ln\u011b, jup\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Te\u010fka mi volal budouc\u00ed \u0161\u00e9f, do pr\u00e1ce jdu a\u017e v \u00fater\u00fd a na pond\u011bl\u00ed pr\u00fd dostanu dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u00fakol, tak jako kde to sme XDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na plurku za\u010dali v\u0161ichni r\u00fdmovat, t\u0159eba se chytnu a vezmou m\u011b do klubu. V\u010dera jsem jela do Pardubic a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1668"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1668"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1681,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1668\/revisions\/1681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}