{"id":1746,"date":"2011-10-19T18:44:07","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T17:44:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1746"},"modified":"2011-10-19T18:52:33","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T17:52:33","slug":"okousala-jsem-si-nehty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1746","title":{"rendered":"Okousala jsem si nehty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jo! Jsem debil. Dne\u0161n\u00ed \u0161kolen\u00ed bylo tak vy\u010derp\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed a n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd, \u017ee jsem si nerv\u00f3zn\u011b okousala nehty. T\u0159i jsem nechala jen tak tak. Na pokoji jsem pak vzala piln\u00edk a upravila je, aby aspo\u0148 tro\u0161ku vypadaly, zkr\u00e1tila t\u0159i neokousan\u00fd a nalakovala v\u00fdrazn\u00fdm lakem, abych m\u011bla st\u00e1le na o\u010d\u00edch jedovatou barvu a u\u017e to neud\u011blala.<\/p>\n<p>Ale abych to vzala popo\u0159ad\u011b. V\u016fbec se mi necht\u011blo vst\u00e1vat, nato\u017e si d\u011blat n\u011bco s vlasama. Venku pr\u0161elo. Zabodla jsem do vlas\u016f sk\u0159ipec a \u010dau (<em>B\u00e1rb<\/em> p\u0159esn\u011b v\u00ed, jak to vypad\u00e1 v praxi XDDDDDDDDDD) Na sn\u00eddani byly dob\u0159e uva\u0159en\u00e1 vaj\u00ed\u010dka! Poprv\u00e9 co tady sn\u00edd\u00e1m nebyly p\u0159eva\u0159en\u00fd, ale \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd. Zejtra si d\u00e1m zase. A \u00fapln\u011b \u010derstv\u00e1 v\u00e1no\u010dka, m\u0148am. A tepl\u00e9 toasty s prav\u00fdm m\u00e1slem. \u00da\u017easn\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Potom jsem vyrazila sm\u011br BBC. Cestou jsem si v BILLE koupila jogurty a koblihy, kv\u016fli moudr\u00e1ku, ale dneska to ani nebolelo. M\u011bla jsem nov\u00fd probl\u00e9m &#8211; m\u016fj hlas. Prost\u011b nem\u00e1m hlas, nem\u016f\u017eu mluvit. Mluv\u00edm jak kokot. Pan\u00ed l\u00e9k\u00e1rnice mi zak\u00e1zala mluvit \u00fapln\u011b, dala mi pr\u00e1\u0161ky a Vincentku, tu jsem vypila hned, jsem \u00fachyl na Vincentky &lt;3<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1747\" title=\":)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_10_2011_snidane_a_ostatni_jidlo1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_10_2011_snidane_a_ostatni_jidlo1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/19_10_2011_snidane_a_ostatni_jidlo1-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>&lt;333<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Zmokl\u00e1 jsem do\u0161la na \u0161kolen\u00ed. Na \u0161kolen\u00ed m\u00e1me p\u00e1r super lid\u00ed se kter\u00fdma bych si rozum\u011bla. J\u00c1! Ani by mi nevadilo t\u0159eba si s nima pov\u00eddat cestou ze \u0161kolen\u00ed a\u017e k hotelu! J\u00c1! Fakt! T\u0159eba sle\u010dna Dominika je super, \u0161koda, \u017ee bydl\u00ed stra\u0161n\u011b daleko. A pak sle\u010dna Martina, se kterou m\u00e1me deset spole\u010dn\u00fdch <em>facebookp\u0159\u00e1tel<\/em> a je z Trutnova! Jeden \u010dlov\u011bk u\u017e skon\u010dil \u0161kolen\u00ed, \u017ee pr\u00fd to nezvl\u00e1d\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><em>Catrice<\/em> m\u00e1 nejhez\u010d\u00ed rt\u011bnku na sv\u011bt\u011b, hrozn\u011b bych ji cht\u011bla. Modr\u00e9 d\u017e\u00edny st\u00e1le nem\u00e1m. Dneska jsem cht\u011bla ject na Floru, ale nem\u011bla jsem na to. Padla jsem s <strong><em>B-SMART<\/em><\/strong> na postel a le\u017e\u00edm tady dote\u010f.<\/p>\n<p>Pot\u0159ebuju je\u0161t\u011b na milion m\u00edst a chci jednu virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed cache z <em>Karlova mostu<\/em>. Ale v\u0161ichni pra\u017e\u0161t\u00ed tady na m\u011b serou, tak se mus\u00edm obej\u00edt bez nich, sama! Z\u00edtra je oslava a nem\u016f\u017eu mluvit, tak budu jen koukat :)<\/p>\n<p><strong>A kde v Praze je n\u011bjak\u00fd bo\u017e\u00ed sek\u00e1\u010d levn\u00fd???<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jo! Jsem debil. Dne\u0161n\u00ed \u0161kolen\u00ed bylo tak vy\u010derp\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed a n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd, \u017ee jsem si nerv\u00f3zn\u011b okousala nehty. T\u0159i jsem nechala&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1746"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1751,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1746\/revisions\/1751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}