{"id":1764,"date":"2011-10-23T08:05:26","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T07:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1764"},"modified":"2011-10-22T20:06:43","modified_gmt":"2011-10-22T19:06:43","slug":"mala-strana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1764","title":{"rendered":"Mal\u00e1 Strana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera jsem tady byla celej den na nohou \u00fapln\u011b. Hnedka r\u00e1no jsem jela na<em> Slavii<\/em> do<strong> fanshopu<\/strong> pro n\u011bjak\u00e9 d\u00e1rky kamar\u00e1dovi k narozk\u00e1m, byla jsem vyslan\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edtelem. Byla zima jako prase, j\u00e1 jsem m\u011bla pod kab\u00e1tkem jen tri\u010dko s dlouh\u00fdm ruk\u00e1vem a tak jsem docela mrzla. D\u00edky bohu za ty boty alespo\u0148. Celou noc mi v byt\u011b cvrkali cvr\u010dci, potrava pro <em>Kleof\u00e1\u0161e <\/em>(chameleon) a tak mi po\u0159\u00e1d cvrk\u00e1 v hlav\u011b. K tomu je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkde uprost\u0159ed noci p\u0159i\u0161li majitel\u00e9 bytu p\u0159iopil\u00ed s jedn\u00edm rodinn\u00fdm zn\u00e1m\u00fdm, kter\u00fd zvolal do m\u00e9 postele, \u017ee m\u00e1m \u00fa\u017easnej sexy chrapl\u00e1k a zase ode\u0161li. Tak\u017ee byl zase jen cvrkot. Hlavn\u011b se boj\u00edm, \u017ee v noci ute\u010dou a r\u00e1no budou v\u0161ude po celym byt\u011b XDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e1rky jsem koupila a jela jsem na <em>Floru<\/em> pod\u00edvat se po d\u017e\u00edn\u00e1ch, do kina a do Pandy. D\u017e\u00edny jsem nesehnala, kino pro\u0161vihla o deset minut, ale Pandu jsem si <em>zavdala<\/em> XDDDDD Flora je trapn\u00e1. Jela jsem tedy na <em>And\u011bla<\/em>, \u017ee jako tam jsou zas jin\u00e9 obchody a \u017ee se pod\u00edv\u00e1m do t\u00e9 velk\u00e9 Terranovy. HO\u0160I. V Terranov\u011b byly perfektn\u00ed d\u017e\u00edny, super mi padly, pohodln\u00e9 a p\u0159esn\u00e9 po\u017eadovan\u00e9 barvy do pr\u00e1ce. Sice 600 CZK, ale nenad\u011bl\u00e1m nic, dostala jsem n\u011bjak\u00e9 pen\u00edze k sv\u00e1tku od rodi\u010d\u016f milovan\u00fdch a tak m\u00e1m d\u017e\u00edny, boty a koupila jsem si je\u0161t\u011b <em>sexy disko tri\u010dko<\/em>&#8230; XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Na <em>And\u011blu<\/em> jsem kino taky nestihla a tak p\u016fjdu n\u011bkdy v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch dnech asi. Uvid\u00edme.<\/p>\n<p>Jela jsem vyhodit do bytu v\u0161echny ty nakoupen\u00e9 v\u011bci, nev\u011b\u0159ili byste, jak to v\u0161echno bylo t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd a nev\u00edm pro\u010d. Po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b jsem se obl\u00e9kla a vydala se na proch\u00e1zku<em> Malou Stranou -&gt; Karl\u016fv Most -&gt; \u017eidovsk\u00e1 \u010dtvr\u0165 <\/em>a zp\u00e1tky. Cestou jsem odlovla dv\u011b ke\u0161e ze \u010dty\u0159 hledan\u00fdch. Prost\u011b dv\u011b jsem nemohla zaboha naj\u00edt, jsem kokot toti\u017e \u00faplnej a navigace je druhej kokot, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e jsem se teda sn\u00ed\u017eila k tomu odkr\u00fdt si n\u00e1pov\u011bdu, tak to absolutn\u011b neodpov\u00eddalo mo\u017en\u00fdm mo\u017enostem!<\/p>\n<p>Ale n\u00e1dhern\u011b jsem se na 3 hodiny (!!!) pro\u0161la. Potom jsem je\u0161t\u011b musela ject jednou na And\u011bla, nev\u011bd\u011bla jsem, kde je bli\u017e\u0161\u00ed TESCO pro ru\u010dn\u00edk XDDDDDD Ne, tohle rad\u0161i vysv\u011btlovat nebudu pro\u010d, ale prost\u011b jsem pot\u0159ebovala ru\u010dn\u00edk n\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>A te\u010fka photoblog jako prase.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1765\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>J\u00e1 r\u00e1no &#8211; vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm sm\u011br fanshop (n\u00e1u\u0161nice od Ad\u00e9lky&lt;3)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1766\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>M\u016fj kosmetick\u00fd koute\u010dek na zemi&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1767\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha3-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Kad\u00edm.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1768\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha4.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha4-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>\u010cek\u00e1m na tram na Slavii :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1769\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha5.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha5-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Ob\u011bd v Pand\u011b &lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1770\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha6.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha6-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><em>D\u017e\u00edny co mi padly!&lt;3<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1771\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha7.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha7-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Speci\u00e1ln\u011b pro Michelle uk\u00e1zka XDDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1772\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha8.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha8-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Speci\u00e1ln\u00ed fotka kv\u016fli virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed ke\u0161i :)))<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1773\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha9.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha9-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Proch\u00e1zka prost\u011b :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1774\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha10.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha10-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><em>Turistick\u00e9 foto XDDDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1775\" title=\"(c) p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek Mal\u00e1 Strana\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha11.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/22_10_2011_praha11-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Pt\u00e1\u010diska&lt;333<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dneska bude <em>sn\u00eddan\u011b<\/em>,<em> \u0160t\u011bp\u00e1nka a Palladium<\/em>, <em>Na P\u0159\u00edkopy<\/em> mus\u00edm a pak zase nic, proto\u017ee na m\u011b v\u0161ichni moji pra\u017e\u0161t\u00ed kamar\u00e1di serou prost\u011b a j\u00e1 sem za nima u\u017e nikdy nep\u0159ijedu jsem se ura\u017een\u011b rozhodla &lt;333<\/p>\n<p>A to se slibovaly sn\u00eddan\u011b, Nebe, v\u0161ecko! Podraz!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera jsem tady byla celej den na nohou \u00fapln\u011b. Hnedka r\u00e1no jsem jela na Slavii do fanshopu pro n\u011bjak\u00e9&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1764"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1778,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1764\/revisions\/1778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}