{"id":1791,"date":"2011-11-03T21:07:45","date_gmt":"2011-11-03T20:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1791"},"modified":"2011-11-03T21:07:45","modified_gmt":"2011-11-03T20:07:45","slug":"muzete-si-ho-vzit-do-ruky-klidne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1791","title":{"rendered":"M\u016f\u017eete si HO vz\u00edt do ruky klidn\u011b!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Posledn\u00ed t\u00fdden v Praze byl n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd a hektick\u00fd. &#8222;<em>Maturita<\/em>&#8220; se hrozn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017eila, v\u0161ichni jsme byli unaven\u00ed a b\u00e1li jsme se jednoho programu, komise, prost\u011b cel\u00fdch zkou\u0161ek. \u0158\u00edkala jsem si, \u017ee nech\u00e1pu, jak tohle n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mohli ud\u011blat. J\u00e1 bez hlasu, bez mysli m\u011bla j\u00edt ve \u010dtvrtek r\u00e1no prvn\u00ed. P\u0159i\u0161la jsem do budovy docela brzo, \u017ee si zokapuju n\u011bco a vid\u011bla jsem se na rozpisu ve 14:30 hodin. Prost\u011b \u010dlov\u011bk co jede 160km n\u011bkam do hor a les\u016f je odpoledne a Pra\u017e\u00e1k r\u00e1no. Tak jsem r\u00e1zn\u011b zakro\u010dila a najednou to \u0161lo v 10:45 cel\u00fd. Vynervovan\u00e1 jsem stepovala p\u0159ed t\u0159\u00eddou, kde jsem m\u011bla m\u00edt 45 minut prodejn\u00ed sc\u00e9nku se t\u0159emi mu\u017ei. \u0158\u00edkala jsem si, jak se budu soust\u0159edit a nenech\u00e1m se vykolejit v <strong>\u017d\u00c1DN\u00ddM P\u0158\u00cdPAD\u011a<\/strong> a\u0165 se stane co se stane. No a pak p\u0159i\u0161el t\u00fdpek co byl dvoj\u010de Vina Diesla, tak jsem nena\u0161la ani mapu v infonetu, 14 dn\u00ed v Praze bez fyzick\u00fdch kontakt\u016f mi teda dalo \u010do\u010dku&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sam\u00fd jedni\u010dky z toho nebyly, ale d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd je, \u017ee m\u00e1m certifik\u00e1t a m\u016f\u017eu vesele pracovat.<\/p>\n<p>A taky pracuju. V p\u00e1tek byl na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed st\u00e1tn\u00ed sv\u00e1tek, tak jsem si mohla odpo\u010dinout. Odpo\u010dinek a \u00faleva netrvala dlouho bohu\u017eel. Myslela jsem si, \u017ee je v\u0161echno teda te\u010f dobr\u00fd a prej nen\u00ed a tak m\u00e1m nervy dote\u010f, asi nenajdu nikdy klid nebo co. To je jedno, d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e1 je te\u010f pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n<p>V sobotu jsme m\u011bly j\u00edt s <a href=\"http:\/\/artem-fallaciae.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Luc<\/a> na Halloween a jedin\u00fd co jsme p\u011bkn\u00fdho z toho ve\u010dera m\u011bly bylo, \u017ee jsme se namalovaly asi. Tam jsme byly v\u0161udyv\u0161eho asi p\u016fl hodiny a prost\u011b&#8230; nic a v\u0161echno je divn\u00fd a j\u00ed v\u016fbec nev\u00edm, co m\u00e1m nebo nem\u00e1m d\u011blat p\u0159izn\u00e1m se.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1792\" title=\"Halloween\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2011_halloween_s_lucou_webcam1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2011_halloween_s_lucou_webcam1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2011_halloween_s_lucou_webcam1-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1793\" title=\"Bloody\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2011_halloween_s_luc1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2011_halloween_s_luc1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_10_2011_halloween_s_luc1-300x100.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Halloween 2011, co nebyl vlastn\u011b ani Halloween&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Od pond\u011bl\u00ed jsem za\u010dala pracovat natvrdo. R\u00e1no v 6 jezd\u00edm do pr\u00e1ce a podle sm\u011bny se vrac\u00edm z pr\u00e1ce. Tenhle t\u00fdden tak okolo p\u016fl sedm\u00e9 a d\u00fdl. Tak\u017ee do pr\u00e1ce za tmy a z pr\u00e1ce za tmy a v\u016fbec to nen\u00ed frustruj\u00edc\u00ed no.<\/p>\n<p>Ale zase jsem v Ji\u010d\u00edn\u011b objevila u\u017e p\u00e1r perfektn\u00edch kr\u00e1mk\u016f s j\u00eddlem, co\u017e mi p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1, \u017ee jsem se zv\u00e1\u017eila a po p\u0159\u00edjezdu z Prahy m\u00e1m 3 kila naho\u0159e! J\u00f3, nudli\u010dky, KFC a kv\u016fli v\u00e1m ty Mek\u00e1\u010dky, te\u010fka m\u00e1m zas \u0161pek\u00e1\u010dky.<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee jsem nasadila zase j\u00eddla dle m\u00e9ho BMR. Dneska jsem m\u011bla k ob\u011bdu jen r\u00fd\u017ei a kuku\u0159ici a bylo to \u00fapln\u011b fajn a dosta\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed. Pe\u010divo mus\u00edm omezit hlavn\u011b a j\u00edst ve\u010der k ve\u010de\u0159\u00edm (proto\u017ee se fakt pozd\u011b vrac\u00edm a budu t\u0159eba i v dev\u011bt se vracet) zeleninu hodn\u011b. To jsem zv\u011bdav\u00e1, jak na ten re\u017eim zase p\u0159ejdu O_o.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1795\" title=\"SMS :)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2011_sms1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"193\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2011_sms1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2011_sms1-300x110.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Dne\u0161n\u00ed SMS s Luci\u00ed a s F<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dala bych si toti\u017e zas pizzu nap\u016fl a vymazala bych brambor\u00e1ky ze sv\u011btaaaa. To mi pak je \u00fapln\u011b k hovnu, \u017ee j\u00edm k ob\u011bdu rej\u017ei bez pras\u00e1ren, kdy\u017e si d\u00e1m pras\u00e1rnu ve\u010der&#8230; ACHJO.<\/p>\n<p>Taky se mi dneska v pr\u00e1ci poda\u0159il nejv\u00edc nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed FAIL prost\u011b no. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD achjo vol 2. U\u017e byla venku docela tma a na prodejnu p\u0159i\u0161el t\u00fdpek, asi 30 let, docela p\u011bkn\u00e1 bunda. Prohl\u00ed\u017eel si telefony, \u0161la jsem za n\u00edm, ptal se na n\u011bjak\u00fd mobil. N\u011bco mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m a chv\u00edle ticha. A j\u00e1 prost\u011b jsem si n\u011bjak neuv\u011bdomila, \u017ee ur\u010dit\u00e9 procento mu\u017e\u016f mysl\u00ed tro\u0161ku jinak a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m: &#8222;(<strong><em>NADPIS BLOGU!!!<\/em><\/strong>)&#8220; na\u010de\u017e on se na m\u011b za\u010dal culit, n\u00e1sledn\u011b se sm\u00e1t a j\u00e1 jako wtf XDDDDDD Oto\u010d\u00edm se a tam v tichu prodejny vedouc\u00ed a kolegyn\u011b zadr\u017euj\u00ed sm\u00edch taky XDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>TAK KDE TO SME XDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e nebudu nic \u0159\u00edkat jako.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1798\" title=\"BOJKOT\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2011_bojkot.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"333\" height=\"162\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2011_bojkot.jpg 333w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_11_2011_bojkot-300x145.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><em>Cht\u011bli mi bojkotovat blog!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>O v\u00edkendu bych cht\u011bla j\u00edt naj\u00edt dv\u011b ke\u0161e a jednu vysadit (<em>available in winter<\/em> *88*) ale pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b to nestihnu. Tak\u017ee budu nasran\u00e1. Taky je <strong>DEV\u011aT BRAN 2011<\/strong> v Trutnov\u011b cel\u00fd t\u00fdden a j\u00e1 fakt nev\u00edm. Cht\u011bla jsem stihnout p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden jeden koncert a divadlo, ale fakt nev\u00edm jak to m\u00e1m v\u0161ecko stihnout&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1m novej bud\u00edk co m\u011b bud\u00ed v lehk\u00fdm sp\u00e1nku a kdy\u017e ho chci vypnout, tak mus\u00edm spo\u010d\u00edtat dva matematick\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edklady, tak\u017ee <strong>NEM\u00c1M<\/strong> \u0161anci 45 minut oddalovat po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch buzen\u00ed a n\u00e1sledn\u011b nad\u00e1vat, \u017ee nic nest\u00edh\u00e1m, proto\u017ee m\u011b matematick\u00e9 \u00falohy proberou \u00fapln\u011b ihned.<\/p>\n<p>Ani seri\u00e1ly nest\u00edh\u00e1m jako.<\/p>\n<p>No ho\u0161i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posledn\u00ed t\u00fdden v Praze byl n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd a hektick\u00fd. &#8222;Maturita&#8220; se hrozn\u011b bl\u00ed\u017eila, v\u0161ichni jsme byli unaven\u00ed a b\u00e1li jsme&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1791"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1800,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1791\/revisions\/1800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}