{"id":1841,"date":"2011-12-11T16:18:56","date_gmt":"2011-12-11T15:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1841"},"modified":"2011-12-11T16:18:56","modified_gmt":"2011-12-11T15:18:56","slug":"vienna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1841","title":{"rendered":"Vienna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jsem zp\u00e1tky z V\u00eddn\u011b, kde jsem nikdy nebyla a te\u010f jsem r\u00e1da, \u017ee jsem se tam pod\u00edvala. M\u00e1m n\u011bkolik men\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f o kter\u00fdch se s v\u00e1ma dneska pod\u011bl\u00edm, pokud i vy jste tam nikdy nebyli a chyst\u00e1te se, ur\u010dit\u011b ocen\u00edte i n\u011bkolik tip\u016f :)<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e ve dv\u011b hodiny r\u00e1no st\u00e1l p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem tax\u00edk a my jsme s mamkou nastupovaly. J\u00e1 si brala do ta\u0161ky de\u0161tn\u00edk a n\u00e1hradn\u00ed boty, kdybych m\u011bla jedny t\u0159eba mokr\u00e9, tak abych nebyla nemocn\u00e1 pak z toho. Dv\u011b mikiny pod kab\u00e1t a \u0161\u00e1tek okolo krku. O p\u016fl t\u0159et\u00ed p\u0159ijel do Trutnova autobus, skoro v\u0161ichni jsme nastupovali tam, jen p\u00e1r lid\u00ed pak d\u00e1l. V\u016fbec mi ne\u0161lo sp\u00e1t. Koukala jsem z okna a z\u00e1vid\u011bla jsem kamio\u0148\u00e1k\u016fm jejich povol\u00e1n\u00ed. Asi v \u0161est r\u00e1no jsme byli v Brn\u011b a o p\u016fl dev\u00e1t\u00fd jsem u\u017e st\u00e1la p\u0159ed <em><a href=\"http:\/\/cs.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sch%C3%B6nbrunn\" target=\"_blank\">Sch\u00f6nbrunnem<\/a><\/em> (po\u0159\u00e1d hrozn\u011b zapom\u00edn\u00e1m jak se to jmenuje, po\u0159\u00e1d). Vzaly jsme si<strong> imperial tickets<\/strong> za 10 EUR a spole\u010dn\u011b jsme v\u017edycky v ka\u017ed\u00e9 m\u00edstnosti spustily pr\u016fvodce, abychom m\u011bly stejn\u00e9 info a mohly jsme se divit a pokyvovat spolu.\u00a0U v\u00fdchodu je shop, kde m\u011bly Mozartovy koule v hrozn\u011b v\u00fdhodn\u00fdch a r\u016fzn\u00fdch balen\u00edch, ale to jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla a \u0159\u00edkala jsem, \u017ee v centru se ur\u010dit\u011b na tr\u017enici budou cenov\u011b p\u0159edh\u00e1n\u011bt za tuhle v\u00edde\u0148skou klasiku a \u017ee je koup\u00edm tam. Hele, kupte si je v\u00fdhodn\u011b na<em> Sch\u00f6nbrunnu<\/em>, fakt. V centru je nemaj\u00ed na trz\u00edch v\u016fbec, jsou jen dva obchody kamenn\u00e9 v t\u00e9 hlavn\u00ed ulici a tam jsou \u0161\u00edlen\u011b p\u0159edra\u017een\u00e9. Tak\u017ee jsem to t\u011b\u017ece prokau\u010dovala.<\/p>\n<p>Po prohl\u00eddce jsme se \u0161ly pod\u00edvat do zahrad, kde byly super veverky a jedna se mi op\u0159ela o koleno a koukala na m\u011b. V deset hodin se otev\u0159ela tr\u017enice p\u0159ed z\u00e1mkem, ta byla docela poklidn\u00e1, p\u011bkn\u00e1 a v\u0161ude m\u011bli vesm\u011bs podobn\u00fd v\u011bci. Dala jsem si <strong>vanille punsch<\/strong>, jen\u017ee jsem ho dostala bohu\u017eel se \u0161leha\u010dkou, co\u017e jsem ne\u010dekala a tak chud\u00e1k m\u00e1ma mi ji musela v\u0161echnu sn\u00edst. Samotnej pun\u010d byl ale taky \u00fa\u017easnej. Byla jsem po n\u011bm lehce p\u0159iopil\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Pak jsme jeli do centra V\u00eddn\u011b. Proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bli jsme \u010d\u00ednskou \u010dtvrt\u00ed, \u00fapln\u011b si dok\u00e1\u017eu p\u0159edstavit tam bydlet a nakupovat jen v jejich marketech origin\u00e1ln\u00ed zbo\u017e\u00ed z \u010c\u00edny a Vietnamu! Opravdu ano, l\u00e1k\u00e1 m\u011b to stra\u0161n\u011b. Zastavili jsme kousek od centra a \u0161li v\u0161ichni k Ope\u0159e p\u011b\u0161ky. Tam byl rozchod a my jsme si ud\u011blaly sv\u016fj vlastn\u00ed okruh po v\u0161ech d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fdch pam\u00e1tk\u00e1ch s mapou a s pr\u016fvodcem. Pomalu jsme do\u0161ly a\u017e k hlavn\u00ed tr\u017enici na <em>Rathaus Platz<\/em>. Milion lid\u00ed, musely jsme se prod\u00edrat. Zase vesm\u011bs v\u0161echno stejn\u00e9, bylinky, keramika, malovan\u00e9 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed ozdoby, p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dka, \u010depice, rukavice.<\/p>\n<p>Cel\u00e1 V\u00edde\u0148, a\u017e u centrum nebo okol\u00ed tr\u017ei\u0161\u0165 trp\u00ed, ale opravdu trp\u00ed nedostatkem z\u00e1chod\u016f. Pro \u010dlov\u011bka jako jsem j\u00e1 to znamen\u00e1 absolutn\u00ed neochutn\u00e1n\u00ed ni\u010deho, v\u010detn\u011b p\u00e1rk\u016f a klob\u00e1s. Jedin\u00e9 co jsem z tr\u017ei\u0161t\u011b riskla byly nasucho ope\u010den\u00e9 jedn\u00e9 ka\u0161tany, m\u011bla jsem je poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b a moc mi chutnaly. Vypadaj\u00ed jako mal\u00e9 moze\u010dky a chutnaj\u00ed n\u011bco mezi o\u0159\u00ed\u0161kem a popcornem :) Kdy\u017e jsem m\u011bla opravdu hlad, hledala jsem dal\u0161\u00ed su\u0161\u00ed j\u00eddlo, padl muffin v Burger Kingu za 1.60 EUR. Tak\u017ee tohle byl fakt pr\u016f\u0161vih. Na z\u00e1chody se st\u00e1la fronta u trh\u016f i v McDonalds. V\u0161ude. Ale ne fronta 5ti nebo 10ti lid\u00ed. Od 20ti v\u00edc. P\u016fl hodiny. Prost\u011b ot\u0159esn\u00fd a star\u0161n\u00fd a hlavn\u011b nechopiteln\u00fd, vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee jsou v\u0161ude st\u00e1nky se sva\u0159\u00e1kem, klob\u00e1sami a pun\u010dem, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee spousta lid\u00ed v\u010detn\u011b n\u00e1s si pak dal\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed pun\u010d \u010di sva\u0159\u00e1k ned\u00e1vaj\u00ed pro to, \u017ee by si nem\u011bli kam doj\u00edt na z\u00e1chod.<\/p>\n<p>Po n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b hlavn\u00edho trhu jsme \u0161ly do t\u00e9 hlavn\u00ed n\u00e1kupn\u00ed ulice, prolezly jsme p\u0159edra\u017een\u00e9 H&amp;M a ostatn\u00ed in obchody. Pod\u00edvaly jsme se do Swarovski Store a t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161ech obchod\u016f prost\u011b. Vid\u011bla jsem Forever 21 na\u017eivo a zamilovala jsem si tam kr\u00e1sn\u00fd <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forever21.com\/Images\/Large\/83316594-02.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">diskoboty<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Potom ve\u010der jsme si daly je\u0161t\u011b pun\u010d a \u010dekaly na zbytek skupiny. V\u0161echny hrozn\u011b bolely nohy, mn\u011b nebylo n\u011bjak dob\u0159e, bolela m\u011b hlava, o noh\u00e1ch nemluv\u00edm. Do\u0161li jsme ke Stadparku a p\u0159ed sedmou ve\u010dern\u00ed odjeli, doma o p\u016flnoci :)<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e1r fotek. S m\u00fdm fo\u0165\u00e1kem nem\u011blo cenu se sna\u017eit o hezk\u00fd ve\u010dern\u00ed fotky V\u00eddn\u011b, tak\u017ee a\u017e si po\u0159\u00edd\u00edm jednou n\u011bco lep\u0161\u00edho, v\u00fdlet t\u0159eba zopakuju :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1843\" title=\"Vienna\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna4.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna4-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>J\u00e1 a mamka p\u0159ed Sch\u00f6nbrunnem<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1844\" title=\"Vienna\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna3-300x193.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Jedna na pam\u00e1tku :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1845\" title=\"Vienna\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna2-300x203.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Sch\u00f6nbrunn + trh<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1846\" title=\"Vienna\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna5.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna5-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Zavd\u00e1v\u00e1m si vanille punsch :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1847\" title=\"Vienna\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_12_2011_Vienna1-300x187.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Pro v\u00e1\u0161 orgasmus :)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak jsem zp\u00e1tky z V\u00eddn\u011b, kde jsem nikdy nebyla a te\u010f jsem r\u00e1da, \u017ee jsem se tam pod\u00edvala. M\u00e1m&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1841"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1841"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1841\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1849,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1841\/revisions\/1849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}