{"id":185,"date":"2010-11-14T17:09:23","date_gmt":"2010-11-14T16:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=185"},"modified":"2010-11-14T17:09:23","modified_gmt":"2010-11-14T16:09:23","slug":"tandemovy-seskok","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=185","title":{"rendered":"Tandemov\u00fd seskok"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je fakt divn\u00fd, nem\u00edt doma internet. No mo\u017en\u00e1 to je t\u00edm, \u017ee nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd doma. A proto tam nem\u00e1m internet. Je n\u011bkdo, kdo nem\u00e1 doma internet? Rezignovala jsem nad spoustou v\u011bc\u00ed a ani u\u017e m\u011b tak neserou, jak m\u011b sraly. N\u011bkter\u00fd mi sou jedno \u00fapln\u011b a n\u011bkter\u00fd mi budou jedno brzo. Na ka\u017ed\u00fdm kroku vid\u00edte n\u011bco, co p\u0159ipomene situace. Ka\u017edej den&#8230; Jsem nemocn\u00e1 a kdybych nebrala PARALEN GRIP, tak le\u017e\u00edm s hore\u010dkama a nem\u016f\u017eu se hnout, ale tenhle oblbov\u00e1k v nadm\u011brn\u00fdm nedoporu\u010den\u00fdm denn\u00edm mno\u017estv\u00ed v\u00e1s povzbud\u00ed natolik, \u017ee \u017eijete jako skorozdravej \u010dlov\u011bk, jenom v\u00e1s bolej klouby a smrk\u00e1te. Moje Mom m\u00e1 na\u0161eho kr\u00e1l\u00edka p\u0159es zimu doma v obejv\u00e1ku, mi vypr\u00e1v\u011bla, \u017ee na to, \u017ee je mu neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fdch 13 let, j\u00ed tam sk\u00e1\u010de po gau\u010di jak debil. Prej z pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159e na deku a z deky zase na pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159 a vypad\u00e1, \u017ee mu jsou asi 4. Ale n\u011bkdy vypad\u00e1, \u017ee se mu blb\u011b d\u00fdch\u00e1. No a p\u0159ed t\u00fddnem n\u00e1m um\u0159el papou\u0161ek po 15ti letech. Divnej podzim&#8230; tak divnej, \u017ee dneska bylo asi 20 stup\u0148\u016f. Tri\u010dko a kra\u0165asy v p\u016flce listopadu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/14_21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-187\" title=\"!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/14_21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/14_21.jpg 520w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/14_21-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a>Kdy\u017e jsme u t\u011bch datum\u016f :))))<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/14_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-188\" title=\"lajf is grejt\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/14_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/14_1.jpg 520w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/14_1-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a>Vym\u011bnila jsem dneska Mek\u00e1\u010d po hodn\u011b hodn\u011b letech za KFC. Sice m\u00e1m r\u00e1da gumov\u00fd p\u00e1chnouc\u00ed mal\u00fd hamburgery s kyselou okurkou uprost\u0159ed, ale KFC vyhr\u00e1lo na BBQ om\u00e1\u010dku, oproti McDonaldu. A necht\u011bla jsem se p\u0159e\u017erat housek. \u017de jsem si pak dala na cestu dom\u016f teda t\u0159i, nebudu ps\u00e1t :) No a ROM\u00c1N PRO MU\u017dE je fakt, ale fakt stra\u0161n\u00e1 p\u00ed\u010dovina. Ale fakt stra\u0161n\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Net\u011b\u0161\u00edm se na V\u00e1noce a net\u011b\u0161\u00edm se v\u016fbec na nic, nem\u00e1m se na co t\u011b\u0161it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je fakt divn\u00fd, nem\u00edt doma internet. No mo\u017en\u00e1 to je t\u00edm, \u017ee nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd doma. 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