{"id":1901,"date":"2012-01-01T20:46:52","date_gmt":"2012-01-01T19:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1901"},"modified":"2012-01-01T20:46:52","modified_gmt":"2012-01-01T19:46:52","slug":"s-pekly-nejsou-zerty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1901","title":{"rendered":"S pekly nejsou \u017eerty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Tak v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m v nov\u00e9m roce :)<\/strong> Bohu\u017eel d\u0159\u00edv n\u011bjak nebyla n\u00e1lada napsat p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek, tak se mi tady toho nakupilo tro\u0161ku v\u00edc, lep\u0161\u00ed pro v\u00e1s na \u010dten\u00ed, hor\u0161\u00ed pro m\u011b. V\u016fbec nev\u00edm \u010d\u00edm za\u010d\u00edt, tak\u017ee to vezmu \u010dasov\u011b, jak to \u0161lo za sebou. Te\u010fka jsem dostala sama sebe a musela jsem si naj\u00edt datumy z fotek a budu p\u0159\u00edmo pokra\u010dovat minul\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvkem.<\/p>\n<p>B\u011bhem \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fdho dne se mi postupn\u011b n\u00e1lada docela i zlep\u0161ila, odpoledne p\u0159ijel k domu F a dal mi velkou ta\u0161ku, \u017ee pr\u00fd tam m\u00e1m taky n\u011bjak\u00e9 d\u00e1rky. Docela m\u011b to p\u0159ekvapilo, proto\u017ee jsme se dohodli, \u017ee si nebudeme d\u00e1vat \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd d\u00e1rky takhlenc v na\u0161\u00ed situaci. Tak to p\u0159evedl na to, \u017ee to m\u00e1m pod\u011bkov\u00e1n\u00ed od obou, \u017ee jsem tam byla a sna\u017eila jsem se starat se :) Byla jsem \u0161\u00edlen\u011b zv\u011bdav\u00e1 co tam je, ale vydr\u017eela jsem tu ta\u0161ku rozbalit a\u017e jako \u00fapln\u011b posledn\u00ed d\u00e1rek ve\u010der sama v pokoji.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e1noce mi v\u017edycky hrozn\u011b dlouho ut\u00edkaj\u00ed, proto\u017ee se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm ke strome\u010dku prost\u011b. Nastalo ale p\u016fl \u0161est\u00fd a kone\u010dn\u011b jsme \u0161li v\u0161ichni j\u00edst. Na\u0161\u00ed tradic\u00ed je j\u00edst (jsem fakt myslela, \u017ee k ob\u011bdu jako) <strong>klob\u00e1sy + zel\u00ed + chleba<\/strong> a <strong>\u0159\u00edzky + bramborov\u00fd sal\u00e1t<\/strong>. Nikdo u n\u00e1s v rodin\u011b nem\u00e1 oblibu v kaproj nebo jin\u00fdch ryb\u00e1ch a tak rybu nem\u00e1me. Jednou, kdy\u017e jsem byla mal\u00e1, tak mamka ud\u011blala na tal\u00ed\u0159 rybu z bramborov\u00fdho sal\u00e1tu a to byla cel\u00e1 ryb\u00ed kari\u00e9ra u n\u00e1s na V\u00e1noce. A jednou jsem taky m\u011bla \u0161pagety, si pamatuju.<\/p>\n<p>Najedli jsme se, d\u011bda si naschv\u00e1l p\u0159id\u00e1val a jedl pomalu a j\u00e1 jsem byla nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed. Vzala jsem ze \u0161upl\u00edku 5 mal\u00fdch no\u017e\u016f a ka\u017ed\u00fdmu jsem jeden p\u0159id\u011blila, jako\u017ee na rozd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed d\u00e1rk\u016f, tak se mi tlemili XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>M\u011bli jsme n\u011bjak\u00e9 drah\u00e9 v\u00edno, j\u00e1 jsem ho teda ani neochutnala, proto\u017ee jsem m\u011bla ject pro Lucii v osm. V\u017edycky na V\u00e1noce se otev\u0159e n\u011bjak\u00fd archivn\u00ed, n\u011b\u010d\u00edm speci\u00e1ln\u00ed. Pov\u00eddali jsme si i o cen\u011b v\u00edna, pro\u010d jsou r\u016fzn\u00fd v\u00edna r\u016fzn\u011b drah\u00fd a dozv\u011bd\u011bli jsme se od str\u00fdce spoustu zaj\u00edmav\u00fdch informac\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>V\u0161ichni byli s d\u00e1rkama spokojen\u00ed. Mamka dostala vysn\u011bn\u00fd hodinky, t\u00e1ta kone\u010dn\u011b notebook, d\u011bda k\u00e1vovar a j\u00e1 <strong>KONE\u010cN\u011a<\/strong> po milionech letech co jsem ho cht\u011bla jsem dostala&#8230; ano&#8230; iPhone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Byl bohu\u017eel k vyzvednut\u00ed a\u017e druh\u00fd den, tak\u017ee jsem p\u0159\u00edmo m\u00edsto n\u011bj pod stromkem m\u011bla ob\u00e1lku, kam se mi v\u0161ichni slo\u017eili, tak\u017ee jsem se nemohla do\u010dkat. Nejsme teda tak moc <em>rich<\/em>, abych mohla dostat nov\u00fd <strong>4S<\/strong>, tak\u017ee m\u00e1m rok &#8222;starou&#8220; \u010dty\u0159ku naprosto nepo\u0161kr\u00e1banou nikde, je\u0161t\u011b rok v z\u00e1ruce, par\u00e1da :)<\/p>\n<p>Te\u010fka bude surfov\u00e1n\u00ed na netu poh\u00e1dka prost\u011b s t\u00edm displayem, kdy\u017e jsem musela odevzdat slu\u017eebn\u00ed HTC, tak mi bylo smutno. Tak\u017ee o\u010dek\u00e1vejte smr\u0161\u0165 fotek v zrcadle, hlavn\u011b, aby bylo vid\u011bt jabko. Ch\u00e1pete XDDDDDDDDDDDDD\u00a0Potom jsem se uklidila do pokoje a kone\u010dn\u011b mohla otev\u0159\u00edt ta\u0161ti\u010dku od F a od Tade\u00e1\u0161e. Nikdy bych ne\u010dekala, \u017ee by mi mohl vybrat n\u011bco takov\u00fdho. \u00dapln\u011b se trefil do v\u0161eho. Dostala jsem kr\u00e1snou <strong>\u010dernou<\/strong><span style=\"color: #f839a0;\">\u2665<\/span><strong> \u0161\u00e1lu GUESS<\/strong> a od T\u00e1dy <strong><em>Playboye Play It Sexy<\/em><\/strong>, kter\u00e1 mi von\u00ed docela u\u017e dlouho. Tak\u017ee jsem byla \u00fapln\u011b v rozpac\u00edch :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1905\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em><strong>V\u0161echny d\u00e1rky pohromad\u011b!<\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Naho\u0159e zleva:<\/span> Pralinky Lindt, zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fd Playboy, Starbucks mal\u00fd termohrnek od t\u00e1ty, \u0159\u00edkal, a\u0165 si n\u011bco koup\u00edm ve V\u00eddni a mal\u00fd jsem pot\u0159ebovala\u2665, Hello Kitty lesk na rty od Lucie se kterou jsem m\u011bla dal\u0161\u00ed jasn\u011b danou domluvu o d\u00e1rk\u00e1ch, tak\u017ee nikdy nikomu nev\u011b\u0159te a nedomlouvejte se :) \u00a0Pod t\u00edm kr\u00e9mov\u00e9 o\u010dn\u00ed linky, \u010dern\u00e1 Guess \u0161\u00e1la, obl\u00edben\u00e9 odli\u010dovac\u00ed ml\u00edko, feathers n\u00e1u\u0161nice, iPhone, Chlo\u00e9 parf\u00e9m, medov\u00fd kr\u00e9m na ple\u0165 a and\u00edlek! <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1908\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011_12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011_12.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011_12-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Detail n\u00e1u\u0161nic<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Toho and\u011bla jsem dostala od babi\u010dky a je nejlep\u0161\u00ed. Sv\u00edt\u00ed a m\u011bn\u00ed barvy a v\u0161ichni si myslej, \u017ee to je takovej ten wtf d\u00e1rek, ale j\u00e1 jsem za n\u011bj fakt hrozn\u011b r\u00e1da. Ty o\u010dn\u00ed linky jsou lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e ty z E.L.F. kdybyste n\u011bkdo n\u011bkdy v\u00e1hal. A i \u0161t\u011bte\u010dek maj\u00ed mnohem lep\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1911\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011_21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011_21.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_darky_vanoce_2011_21-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>And\u011bl \u2665<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1915\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_fb_friends.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"298\" height=\"32\" \/>&#8230; po dvou a p\u016fl letech :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A potom se stalo, co se st\u00e1t nem\u011blo. Jela jsem pro <em>Lucii<\/em>, ta u\u017e byla nalit\u00e1 z vinot\u00e9ky. Hrozn\u011b, ale hrozn\u011b jsem se opily. Milion litr\u016f v\u00edna, piva, medoviny a velk\u00fdch vodek. Byl to konec, po n\u011bkolika dlouh\u00fdch letech jsem zvracela z alkoholu. Bohu\u017eel jsem zvracela, kde jsem zvracet nem\u011bla a tak jsem se rozhodla skon\u010dit s alkoholem! Nebo aspo\u0148 z v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti. Stejn\u011b mi je druhej den jen blb\u011b, stejn\u011b, kdy\u017e jsem hrozn\u011b opil\u00e1, tak d\u011bl\u00e1m \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd kraviny, viz. v\u00edkend p\u0159ed t\u00edmto v\u00edkendem.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1912\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_vanoce1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_vanoce1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_vanoce1-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Nev\u00edm, \u010demu jsem se pak jako divila&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V t\u00fddnu jsme \u0161ly s Luci\u00ed zase do \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9, zavdaly jsme se na\u0161e obl\u00edben\u00e1 j\u00eddla a pov\u00eddaly jsme si jako v\u017edy. Ud\u011blala bych z toho tradici, dokud to jde. Nikde nemaj\u00ed lep\u0161\u00ed kungpao ne\u017e v <em>Green Bamboo<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1913\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_kungpao1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_kungpao1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_kungpao1-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>J\u00e1 a kungpao s nudlema a z\u00e1b\u011br na tal\u00ed\u0159 :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A pomalu se p\u0159ibli\u017eoval rok 2012. M\u011bli jsme zase ject v\u0161ichni, cel\u00e1 parta na chatu a m\u011blo to bejt \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd jako v\u017edycky, jen\u017ee rok 2011 n\u00e1m nad\u011blil tolik zmatk\u016f ve v\u0161ech vztaz\u00edch v\u0161ech \u010dlen\u016f a tak n\u011bkter\u00fd z \u010dlen\u016f m\u011bl zak\u00e1z\u00e1no ject, druh\u00fd necht\u011bl, dal\u0161\u00edmu se to necht\u011blo kv\u016fli jednomu dni ukl\u00edzet&#8230; a na chatu se prost\u011b nejelo. Byla jsem z toho trochu smutn\u00e1, ale \u0159\u00edkala jsem si, \u017ee se teda v\u0161ichni sejdeme v Klubu. NE. Ani tam to pros\u00edmv\u00e1s ne\u0161lo, proto\u017ee se n\u00e1m jeden \u010dlen od\u010dlenil, druh\u00fd nemohl ani do toho Klubu a sle\u010dna Lucie si vymyslela, \u017ee u\u017e taky po t\u00fd sobot\u011b nebude nikdy p\u00edt. J\u00e1 jsem j\u00ed tejden ukec\u00e1vala, \u017ee budeme p\u00edt rozumn\u011b, neopijeme se tak, \u017ee nebudeme moct chodit, ale nenechala se. A \u017ee nejde ani do Klubu. A George, \u017ee taky nejde. A Andreja, \u017ee taky ne a pak zas, \u017ee jo.<\/p>\n<p>No prase by se v tom vyznalo, co?<\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee jsem je\u0161t\u011b v\u010dera dopoledne naprosto nev\u011bd\u011bla, co m\u00e1m jako d\u011blat a m\u00e1lem jsem odjela do Prahy. Pak jsem to ale vymyslela, \u017ee prost\u011b budu se v\u0161ema. A tak jsem za\u010dala <em>Georgem<\/em>, sezn\u00e1mila jsem se aspo\u0148 s nov\u00fdma lidma, plavala si v dom\u011b kter\u00fd jen tam n\u011bkdo asi nem\u00e1, p\u0159esnou p\u016flnoc jsem str\u00e1vila s \u010dlov\u011bkem, kter\u00fdmu vd\u011b\u010d\u00edm snad za celej rok 2011, \u017ee byl semnou &#8211; <em>Luci\u00ed<\/em>. A pak jsem prvn\u00ed minuty nov\u00fdho roku rychle jela zap\u00edt je\u0161t\u011b se zbytkem :)<\/p>\n<p>Bylo to velice n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9 z baz\u00e9nu na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed, ale jinak to ne\u0161lo!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1914\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_SILVESTR_SE_VSEMA1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_SILVESTR_SE_VSEMA1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_SILVESTR_SE_VSEMA1-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>V\u0161echny jsem v\u00e1m vyfotila XDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1918\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_silvestr_happy_new_year_2012.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_silvestr_happy_new_year_2012.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_silvestr_happy_new_year_2012-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tak\u017ee jsem byla naprosto spokojen\u00e1. Tan\u010dili jsme pak v Depresi, j\u00e1 jsem za celou tu dobu m\u011bla asi sedmi\u010dku v\u00edna a n\u011bco m\u00e1lo k tomu, mus\u00ed mi to prost\u011b sta\u010dit. Tak\u017ee si pamatuju v\u0161echno, mohla jsem kone\u010dn\u011b j\u00e1 <em>Andrej\u00edn\u011b<\/em> vypr\u00e1v\u011bt co \u0159\u00edkala poprv\u00fd v \u017eivot\u011b!<\/p>\n<p>A j\u00e1 te\u010fka budu pokra\u010dovat ve vykl\u00edzen\u00ed m\u00fdho pokoje. Kdybyste vid\u011bli, kolik j\u00e1 jsem vyhodila u\u017e v\u011bc\u00ed. 3 ob\u0159\u00ed krabice od ban\u00e1n\u016f, dva velk\u00fd modr\u00fd pytle a jeden ten ob\u0159\u00ed modrej pytel co nahrazuje popelnici. St\u011bhuju se toti\u017e do nov\u00fdho men\u0161\u00edho pokoje a tenhle p\u0159enech\u00e1v\u00e1m m\u00e9mu otci. T\u0159eba budu n\u011bkde fu\u010d a je \u0161koda, aby on byl v tom mal\u00e9m a tenhle velk\u00fd z\u016fstal nevyu\u017eit\u00fd. Bude to takov\u00e1 moje z\u00e1kladna prost\u011b. Ale chci do n\u00ed j\u00edt s minimem v\u011bc\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1917\" title=\"(c) so-magic.net\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_pokoje1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_pokoje1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/01_01_2012_pokoje1-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/>V p\u00e1tek jsem byla v <em>IKEE<\/em> pro v\u011b\u0161\u00e1k na oble\u010den\u00ed, proto\u017ee se mi tam vejde jen jedna komoda. Docela se tam t\u011b\u0161\u00edm. Jinak v\u00e1m v\u0161em p\u0159eju v\u0161echno nejlep\u0161\u00ed do nov\u00fdho roku a pokud jste ten minulej m\u011bli taky tak pokurvenej celej jak j\u00e1, tak a\u0165 se n\u00e1m vyda\u0159\u00ed tenhle, co\u017e? :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak v\u00e1s v\u00edt\u00e1m v nov\u00e9m roce :) Bohu\u017eel d\u0159\u00edv n\u011bjak nebyla n\u00e1lada napsat p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek, tak se mi tady toho&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1901"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1901"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1923,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1901\/revisions\/1923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}