{"id":1938,"date":"2012-01-04T19:56:14","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T18:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2012-01-04T19:56:14","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T18:56:14","slug":"epic-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1938","title":{"rendered":"EPIC WIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tenhle t\u00fdden se mi n\u011bjak\u00e1 nadp\u0159irozenost asi cht\u011bla omluvit za celej rok 2011 a seslala mi na zem \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a radost v podob\u011b mal\u00e9 t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 \u010dern\u00e9 krabi\u010dky s foliema. ANO. Proto\u017ee m\u016fj rok star\u00fd iphone, kter\u00fd jsem dostala k V\u00e1noc\u016fm po t\u0159ech letech pro\u0161en\u00ed, \u0161kemr\u00e1n\u00ed, bre\u010den\u00ed a hysterick\u00fdch z\u00e1chvat\u016f deprese, m\u011bl probl\u00e9m s repr\u00e1\u010dkem (proto jsem ho taky m\u011bla za tu super cenu, za kterou jsem ho m\u011bla) i dala jsem jej hnedka dvac\u00e1t\u00e9hosedm\u00e9ho prosince do out\u016f do reklamace. Dala jsem ho tam co nejd\u0159\u00edv, abych si na n\u011bj nezvykla a pak mi nebylo za t\u011b\u017eko se s n\u00edm lou\u010dit. V \u00fater\u00fd komusi prav\u00edm: „V\u016fbec by mi nevadilo, kdyby mi tenhle tejden zavolali, \u017ee tam m\u00e1m ten iphone.“ Ve st\u0159edu mi volaj\u00ed! Tak si pro n\u011bj py\u0161n\u011b jedu, sle\u010dna Martina (se kterou jsem byla na \u0161kolen\u00ed btw) mi jej p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1, d\u00e1v\u00e1 mi i protokol o oprav\u011b a chce podpis. N\u011bjak na to ani nekoukala co s t\u00edm d\u011blali a ned\u011blali, j\u00e1 jsem si to hnedka rozbalila a vyhrhla jsem: „Ty vole oni mi poslali novej?“ „No m\u011blas na n\u011bm ty folie?“ „No nem\u011bla \u017eejo.“ „No tak poslali novej!“<\/span><\/em> A FAKT! V popisu opravy „v\u00fdm\u011bna za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed“ s nov\u00fdm serial numberem, nov\u00fdm IMEI a celej novej iphone s ochrann\u00fdma foliema. \u00dapln\u011b jak jsem je sloup\u00e1vala a vid\u011bla pod nima fakt novej, prost\u011b novej nepou\u017eitej, tak jsem za\u010dala m\u00e1lem plakat. A to jsem si ho m\u00e1lem nechala opravit na po\u010dk\u00e1n\u00ed, jen ten repr\u00e1k, abych ho nem\u011bla 14 dn\u00ed pry\u010d. EPIC WIN 2012<\/strong>! A EPIC FAIL 2012: V T-Mobile nemaj\u00ed ani mikrosimku, ani norm\u00e1ln\u00ed simku na p\u0159eprogramov\u00e1n\u00ed \u010d\u00edsla (chci velkou ust\u0159ihnout, abych m\u011bla zbytek placky na dolepen\u00ed kdy\u017etak do norm\u00e1ln\u00edho telefonu, pr\u00fd to je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ten malej hajzl\u00edk, co se to do n\u011bj vkl\u00e1d\u00e1). Tak\u017ee ho nem\u016f\u017eu pou\u017e\u00edvat a budou je m\u00edt a\u017e v p\u00e1tek. Vydr\u017eela jsem to bez n\u011bj roky a vydr\u017e\u00edm to do p\u00e1tka, juh!<\/p>\n

M\u00e1ma: „To se ale m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t jenom tob\u011b!“<\/p>\n

\"\"Epicwin v\u00fdraz a l\u00edb\u00e1n\u00ed z up\u0159\u00edmn\u00e9 l\u00e1sky!<\/em><\/p>\n

A taky jsem \u00fa\u017easn\u011b p\u0159ipraven\u00e1 na l\u00e9to. Nebudu muset \u0159e\u0161it na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli, \u017ee nem\u00e1m l\u00edstek na ROCK FOR PEOPLE, \u017ee se tam nem\u00e1m jak dostat, \u017ee nem\u00e1m pen\u00edze, \u017ee jsem v prdeli. Proto\u017ee co? J\u00e1 u\u017e l\u00edstek co? M\u00c1M <333 Pr\u00fd letos to bude stra\u0161n\u00e1 pecka nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed a nejlep\u0161\u00ed. Zv\u011bt\u0161ili celej festivalpark i stanov\u00fd m\u011bste\u010dko.<\/p>\n

\"\"ROCK FOR PEOPLE 2012!<\/em><\/p>\n

Dneska jsem zase ukl\u00edzela velkej pokoj. Pot\u0159ebovala bych u\u017e lino do mal\u00fdho a pomalu se tam za\u010d\u00edt st\u011bhovat, abych uvolnila m\u00edsto t\u00e1toj. \u00dapln\u011b je v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku utla\u010dov\u00e1n. Fakt u\u017e bych tam hrozn\u011b cht\u011bla, ale to bych m\u011bla vyhodit je\u0161t\u011b jednu t\u0159etinu aspo\u0148 z ponechan\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed. Koupila jsem si v IKEE dva stojany na oble\u010den\u00ed a m\u00e1m zapln\u011bn\u00fd jen t\u0159i\u010dtvrtiny z toho jednoho. Taky fail.<\/p>\n

M\u00e1m n\u011bkolik n\u00e1pad\u016f pro sv\u016fj \u017eivot, ale zat\u00edm je nechci \u00fapln\u011b „ve\u0159ejn\u011b“ \u0159\u00edkat. Sama nev\u00edm, co bude, co vyjde a nevyjde a j\u00e1 u\u017e nechci jen tak pl\u00e1novat n\u011bco, \u0159\u00edkat si doufat. J\u00e1 u\u017e chci kone\u010dn\u011b n\u011bco za\u010d\u00edt d\u011blat…<\/p>\n

Taky m\u011b dneska v noci tak \u0161\u00edlen\u011b, \u0161\u00edlen\u011b bolelo b\u0159icho, \u017ee byste tomu nev\u011b\u0159ili. Se v\u017edycky na noc n\u011b\u010d\u00edm p\u0159e\u017eeru a potom mi je zle. V\u00edm, \u017ee jsem naprost\u00fd idiot, ale nejde to zas moc dob\u0159e zastavit. Tak\u017ee jsem nasadila tro\u0161ku o\u010distu po t\u011bch v\u00e1noc\u00edch, v\u0161ech \u0159\u00edzk\u00e1ch, klob\u00e1s\u00e1ch a cukrov\u00ed. M\u011bla jsem ku\u0159ec\u00ed maso se zeleninou a v\u010dera kr\u016ft\u00ed maso. A hodl\u00e1m pokra\u010dovat. Asi to nebude \u00fapln\u011b najednou zas p\u0159echod na zdravou stravu, ale jdu do toho u\u017e kv\u016fli m\u00fdm \u0161patn\u00fdm st\u0159ev\u016fm. A v p\u00e1tek jdeme na spinning. A p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed tejden douf\u00e1m, \u017ee p\u016fjdeme taky. A v\u00edc pohybu, v\u00edc! U\u017e zase cejt\u00edm, jak kynu…<\/p>\n

\"\"Ob\u011bdy<333<\/em><\/p>\n

Mus\u00edte si to maso i tu zeleninu hodn\u011b oko\u0159enit, aby to bylo dobr\u00fd. M\u00e1m tam hodn\u011b pep\u0159e, kterej m\u00e1m r\u00e1da a grilovac\u00ed ko\u0159en\u00ed. M\u016f\u017eete nakonec d\u00e1t do nevypa\u0159en\u00e9 vody tro\u0161ku solamylu a ud\u011bl\u00e1 se v\u00e1m fajn om\u00e1\u010dka :)<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee takhlenc prozat\u00edm a hrozn\u011b m\u011b tenhle tejden bav\u00ed ps\u00e1t a fotit a to\u010dit, tak\u017ee bacha :)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tenhle t\u00fdden se mi n\u011bjak\u00e1 nadp\u0159irozenost asi cht\u011bla omluvit za celej rok 2011 a seslala mi na zem \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1938"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1945,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1938\/revisions\/1945"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}