{"id":2040,"date":"2012-01-27T13:34:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T12:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2040"},"modified":"2012-08-10T21:36:01","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T20:36:01","slug":"stupne-teploty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2040","title":{"rendered":"Stupn\u011b teploty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zn\u00e1te to? Poslala mi to dneska <em>quanti<\/em> a j\u00e1 jsem se nemohla p\u0159estat u n\u011bkter\u00fdch bod\u016f sm\u00e1t a taky jsem tam musela dopsat p\u00e1r pravdiv\u00fdch bod\u016f z n\u011bkter\u00fdch dn\u00ed minul\u00fdch! Vyr\u016fstala jsem v Krkono\u0161\u00edch. Lalalala.<\/p>\n<p>+18\u00b0C Obyvatel\u00e9 Havaje si berou na noc dv\u011b p\u0159ikr\u00fdvky.<br \/>\n+10\u00b0C Obyvatel\u00e9 helsinsk\u00fdch \u010din\u017e\u00e1k\u016f vyp\u00ednaj\u00ed topen\u00ed. Rusov\u00e9 p\u011bstuj\u00ed kyti\u010dky.<br \/>\n+2\u00b0C Italsk\u00e1 auta nejdou nastartovat.<br \/>\n0\u00b0C Destilovan\u00e1 voda zamrz\u00e1.<br \/>\n-1\u00b0C Dech se st\u00e1v\u00e1 viditeln\u00fdm. Rusov\u00e9 jed\u00ed zmrzlinu a pop\u00edjej\u00ed studen\u00e9 pivo.<br \/>\n-2\u00b0C Impy s Cass t\u00e1hnou san\u011b a \u0159eknou, \u017ee je stra\u0161n\u00e1 zima<br \/>\n-4\u00b0C Pes se ti sna\u017e\u00ed nacpat do postele.<br \/>\n-5 \u00b0C\u00a0 Impy se mi sna\u017e\u00ed nacpat do postele.<br \/>\n-8\u00b0C Bezdomovci vl\u00e9zaj\u00ed na noc do krabic.<br \/>\n-10\u00b0C Francouzsk\u00e1 auta p\u0159est\u00e1vaj\u00ed startovat.<br \/>\n-12\u00b0C Politikov\u00e9 za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed mluvit o bezdomovc\u00edch.<br \/>\n-15\u00b0C Americk\u00e1 auta nejdou nastartovat.<br \/>\n-18\u00b0C Helsin\u0161t\u00ed n\u00e1jemn\u00edci zap\u00ednaj\u00ed topen\u00ed. Obyvatel\u00e9 Havaje u\u017e zmrzli.<br \/>\n-20\u00b0C Dech se st\u00e1v\u00e1 sly\u0161iteln\u00fdm.<br \/>\n-21\u00b0C Pokud v\u016fbec dostane\u0161 psa na vy\u010d\u016fr\u00e1n\u00ed ven, mus\u00ed\u0161 ho potom ukopnout.<br \/>\n-22\u00b0C Bezdomovci si berou dv\u011b krabice p\u0159es sebe.<br \/>\n-23\u00b0C Nat p\u0159emej\u0161l\u00ed, \u017ee vyt\u00e1hne zimn\u00ed boty<br \/>\n-24\u00b0C N\u011bmeck\u00e1 auta nejdou nastartovat.<br \/>\n-27\u00b0C Pes ti zkou\u0161\u00ed vl\u00e9zt pod py\u017eamo.<br \/>\n-29\u00b0C \u0160v\u00e9dsk\u00e9 automobily p\u0159est\u00e1vaj\u00ed startovat.<br \/>\n-30\u00b0C Nat leze na p\u016fdu pro zimn\u00ed boty a dokonce i bundu<br \/>\n-32\u00b0C Bezdomovci zmrzli a jsou v krabic\u00edch stohov\u00e1ni za m\u011bstem.<br \/>\n-33\u00b0C \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 norm\u00e1ln\u00ed, ani rusk\u00e9 auto u\u017e nejde nastartovat.<br \/>\n-38\u00b0C Rusov\u00e9 si zap\u00ednaj\u00ed vrchn\u00ed knofl\u00edky u ko\u0161ile.<br \/>\n-40\u00b0C Nat odm\u00edt\u00e1 vyl\u00e9zt z domu ven, proto\u017ee se j\u00ed tepl\u00fd vzduch, kter\u00fd vydechuje pod \u0161\u00e1lu lep\u00ed na \u0159asenku a ta se ma\u017ee<br \/>\n-43\u00b0C Rusk\u00e1 auta nestartuj\u00ed u\u017e ani na vodku.<br \/>\n-50\u00b0C Auto se ti sna\u017e\u00ed nacpat do postele.<br \/>\n-60\u00b0C Obyvatel\u00e9 Helsinek zmrzli. Tuleni opou\u0161t\u011bj\u00ed Gr\u00f3nsko a st\u011bhuj\u00ed se na jih.<br \/>\n-70\u00b0C Zamrzlo peklo. Univerzita v Kuzn\u011bcku organizuje p\u0159espoln\u00ed orienta\u010dn\u00ed z\u00e1vod na zah\u0159\u00e1t\u00ed.<br \/>\n-75\u00b0C Santa Klaus opou\u0161t\u00ed pol\u00e1rn\u00ed kruh.<br \/>\n-120\u00b0C Alkohol zmrzl. Rusov\u00e9 jsou nasran\u00ed.<br \/>\n-268\u00b0C H\u00e9lium zkapaln\u011blo.<br \/>\n-273,15\u00b0C Absolutn\u00ed nula. Ust\u00e1v\u00e1 pohyb element\u00e1rn\u00edch \u010d\u00e1stic. Rus, \u017eu\u017elaje zmrzlou vodku, p\u0159ipou\u0161t\u00ed, \u017ee je po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 kosa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zn\u00e1te to? 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