{"id":2093,"date":"2012-02-15T22:36:19","date_gmt":"2012-02-15T21:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2093"},"modified":"2012-02-15T22:36:19","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T21:36:19","slug":"ladybugs-jak-to-malem-vsechno-skoncilo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2093","title":{"rendered":"Ladybugs! Jak to m\u00e1lem v\u0161echno skon\u010dilo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V m\u00fdm pokoji asi m\u011bs\u00edc nebyla \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 au-pair a tak se mi tam norm\u00e1ln\u011b nahromadily beru\u0161ky. Jak neum\u00edm anglicky, tak pro m\u011b bylo hrozn\u011b logick\u00fd \u0159\u00edct ladybugs a potom mi \u0159ekli, \u017ee to jsou ladybirds, ale prost\u011b m\u011b to nezaj\u00edm\u00e1 a jsou to ladybugs. No m\u011bla jsem jich tam asi \u0161edes\u00e1t. 40 na okn\u011b a 20 r\u016fzn\u011b po pokoji. Dodnes je chyt\u00e1m a d\u00e1v\u00e1m pry\u010d. Ale nejsou to norm\u00e1ln\u00ed beru\u0161ky, jsou to divn\u00fd beru\u0161ky. R\u016fzn\u011b barevn\u00fd. T\u0159eba i cel\u00fd \u010dern\u00fd s \u010derven\u00fdma te\u010dkama nebo \u017elut\u00fdma. Nebo tak. Blb\u00fd je, \u017ee m\u00e1m v pokoji v\u00e1\u017en\u011b asi 12 &#8211; 13 stup\u0148\u016f. Na v\u0161edn\u00ed den mi to je docela i jedno, proto\u017ee nebudu po\u0159\u00e1d v pokoji, ale na v\u00edkend m\u011b to sere, proto\u017ee v tom m\u00fdm pokoji se za\u010dne topit samo a\u017e v 17:00 a vypne se to r\u00e1no a nejde a necht\u011bj\u00ed to ud\u011blat jinak, tak\u017ee si na to mus\u00edm n\u011bjak zvyknout. Malej je hroznej parchant, chce hr\u00e1t jen elektronick\u00fd hry a nic jin\u00fdho. Nejde uhl\u00eddat, kou\u0161e, \u0161kr\u00e1be, ml\u00e1t\u00ed m\u011b a nic nechce.<\/p>\n<p>V\u010dera to byl horor. Ale fakt. Jsou pr\u00e1zdniny a rodi\u010de jsou cel\u00fd dny pry\u010d a j\u00e1 s n\u00edm jsem od sedmi do r\u00e1na do ve\u010dera a <strong>nem\u011bla bych ani<\/strong>! Ale tak ok, jsou to moje prvn\u00ed dny&#8230; kdyby to m\u011blo pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u0159eknu si o v\u00edc pen\u011bz, m\u00e1m pracovat 6 hodin denn\u011b. Prost\u011b m\u00e1m na ka\u017edej den n\u011bjak\u00fd \u00fakol. Jeden den myt\u00ed podlahy dole, jeden den horn\u00ed patro, jeden den v\u00fdm\u011bna povle\u010den\u00ed a ru\u010dn\u00edk\u016f, jeden den \u017eehlen\u00ed t\u0159eba a tak.<\/p>\n<p>Co nejd\u0159\u00edv, a\u017e se zajedu si to chci uspo\u0159\u00e1dat n\u011bjak co nejl\u00edp, abych v\u0161e m\u011bla co nejd\u0159\u00edv hotov\u00fd a tak, uvid\u00edme. M\u00e1lem jsem dneska r\u00e1no balila kufry. Moje host m\u00e1ma m\u011b v\u010dera ve\u010der \u0161\u00edlen\u011b vyprcala, proto\u017ee jsem to nestihla s mal\u00fdm. Necht\u011bl j\u00edt do vany, necht\u011bl j\u00edst a sp\u00e1t a zpozdilo se to o hodinu a p\u016fl v\u0161echno. Byl to nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed probl\u00e9m na sv\u011bt\u011b pro ni. Blb\u00fd je, \u017ee on neposlouch\u00e1 ani j\u00ed a ona chce, aby poslouchal m\u011b. Je to t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd, nen\u00ed moc \u010d\u00edm mu vyhro\u017eovat, proto\u017ee zak\u00e1zala hry, v\u010detn\u011b Wii a to je jedin\u00fd, co na v\u0161echny plat\u00ed. Tak\u017ee nen\u00ed motivace a fakt je to t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd. A druhej den. Druhej den?!<\/p>\n<p>Bre\u010dela jsem celej ve\u010der, bre\u010dela jsem p\u016fl hodiny ve spr\u0161e, sed\u011bla jsem, bre\u010dela jsem a holila sem si nohy a po\u0159ezala jsem si je omylem, proto\u017ee jsem m\u011bla novou \u017eiletku. Bre\u010dela jsem i r\u00e1no, se\u0159vala m\u011b znova. \u017de nepot\u0159ebuje n\u011bkoho, kdo nen\u00ed strong a kdo je takovej, jako jsem j\u00e1. Bre\u010dela jsem zase. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed odjeli pry\u010d na dv\u011b hodiny, mohla jsem tedy bre\u010det cel\u00fd dv\u011b hodiny, p\u016fj\u010dila jsem si od n\u00ed z koupelny \u0161ampon, proto\u017ee se to nedalo vydr\u017eet u\u017e bez umyt\u00ed vlas\u016f a umyla si vlasy. Vyprala jsem, vy\u017eehlila, ob\u011bd p\u0159ipravila, po\u0161\u0165\u00e1koj jsem u\u0159van\u00e1 otev\u0159ela (chyba do budoucnosti, ale naprav\u00edm to).<\/p>\n<p>Skypovala jsem se v\u0161ema, zase jsem bre\u010dela, balila jsem si kufr, \u017ee pojedu do Lond\u00fdna hledat cokoli a \u017ee p\u016fjdu kamkoli. Pak jsem si vzala moc pr\u00e1\u0161k\u016f na nervy a bylo mi \u0161\u00edlen\u011b zle.<\/p>\n<p>Odpoledne p\u0159i\u0161el nejstar\u0161\u00ed s kamar\u00e1dem a hrozn\u011b mi pomohli. Poradili mi co p\u0159esn\u011b na mal\u00fdho plat\u00ed, jak\u00e1 m\u00e1m bejt, \u017ee m\u00e1m fakt fakt zl\u00e1, k\u0159i\u010det, je\u010det, tahat ho a r\u016fzn\u011b. Tak jsem odpoledne za\u010dala. L\u00e1mala jsem mu m\u00e1lem kosti a <strong>fungovalo to<\/strong>! Oni dva m\u011b dneska \u00fapln\u011b zachr\u00e1nili a kdyby to takhle \u0161lo d\u00e1l, zase vybal\u00edm kufr klidn\u011b a bude to ok! Fakt mi kluci pomohli, ud\u011blala jsem jim burgery za to, ale nepochopila jsem, pro\u010d je cht\u011bli obsypat hr\u00e1\u0161kem, ale budi\u017e.<\/p>\n<p>Byli jsme i venku. Dostat je ven je z\u00e1zrak, tak\u017ee dobr\u00fd. Nakonec jsem ho dostala do postele o 10 minut d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e m\u011bl j\u00edt, p\u0159e\u010detla jsem mu<a href=\"http:\/\/images.wikia.com\/mrmen\/images\/0\/0e\/Mr.Bounce.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"> toto<\/a> a usnul. Great job! Rodi\u010de nad\u0161en\u00ed, host m\u00e1ma \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc nad\u0161en\u00e1. Tak snad to p\u016fjde l\u00edp, ne\u017e druhej den. To bylo fakt peklo.<\/p>\n<p>O v\u00edkendu se o\u017eeru, je mi jedno kdy a kde a jak!<\/p>\n<p>Nest\u00edh\u00e1m fotit, neberu si s sebou iphone, proto\u017ee mi ho malej po\u0159\u00e1d bere. Tak\u017ee m\u00e1m jen p\u00e1r fotek, ale mysl\u00edm, \u017ee v\u0161echno bude. Za p\u00e1r dn\u00ed se mi o dost zvedla hladina <em>followers<\/em>, tak\u017ee d\u00edky!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2094\" title=\"Wizz Air and toast with bacon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk1.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk1-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2095\" title=\"Cooking!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk2.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk2-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Va\u0159\u00edm ve star\u00e9m anglick\u00e9m stylu na kamnech. Jako v\u00e1\u017en\u011b a miluju to a chci to doma :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2096\" title=\"UK\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk3.jpg 525w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_02_2012_uk3-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><em>Burgery obsypan\u00e9 hr\u00e1\u0161kem (wtf) a beru\u0161ky jsou prost\u011b v\u0161ude, v\u0161ude, v\u0161ude&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Taky jsem m\u011bla lekci j\u00edzdy nalevo v auto\u0161kole a prej sem dobr\u00e1 a donutila jsem instruktora \u0159\u00edkat <strong>kruh\u00e1\u010d<\/strong>, proto\u017ee kruh\u00e1\u010de jsou V\u0160UDE \u00daPLN\u011a a nebavilo m\u011b to jejich anglick\u00fd slovo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V m\u00fdm pokoji asi m\u011bs\u00edc nebyla \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 au-pair a tak se mi tam norm\u00e1ln\u011b nahromadily beru\u0161ky. Jak neum\u00edm anglicky,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2093"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2099,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2093\/revisions\/2099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}