{"id":2224,"date":"2012-04-16T10:22:15","date_gmt":"2012-04-16T09:22:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2224"},"modified":"2012-04-16T10:22:15","modified_gmt":"2012-04-16T09:22:15","slug":"happy-mondays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2224","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mondays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e1m tady d\u011bl\u00e1m dobr\u00fd <em>Happy Mondays <\/em>XDDDDDDD M\u00e1m plno nov\u00fdch poznatk\u016f a nev\u0161edn\u00edch z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f. T\u0159eba nap\u0159\u00edklad jsem n\u011bkdy v pr\u016fb\u011bhu t\u00fddn\u011b ut\u00edkala po pokoji pro n\u011bco a najednou cejt\u00edm \u00fapln\u011b hnusnou tupou bolest v noze, takovou divnou. Tak si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m jako <em>cotoje<\/em>, pod\u00edv\u00e1m se po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b na koberec a tam tr\u010d\u00ed z koberce hnusnej tlustej \u0161pendl\u00edk nebo n\u011bco takov\u00fdho. Ale v\u00edte co? Kdyby to aspo\u0148 tr\u010delo tou ostrou stranou nahoru, tak by to mo\u017en\u00e1 bolelo milionkr\u00e1t m\u00ed\u0148, ne\u017e kdy\u017e to tr\u010delo tou <strong>zlomenou<\/strong> p\u016flkou nahoru. A m\u011bla jsem to asi cen\u0165\u00e1k v noze no nen\u00ed to b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitek? &lt;333<\/p>\n<p>Krom\u011b toho jsem to taky jeden den p\u0159ehnala s b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00edm a druhej a t\u0159et\u00ed den jsem nemohla nic. Sednout si t\u0159eba. A kdy\u017e jsem si teda sedla, tak jsem pak ji\u017e nevstala. Pak jsem se ztratila v poli dal\u0161\u00ed den a byla jsem cel\u00e1 od bahna a musela jsem d\u00e1t i boty do pra\u010dky. Nebo ztratila&#8230; j\u00e1 m\u00e1m orientaci v\u00fdbornou, sp\u00ed\u0161 jsem byla nerozhodn\u00e1 takov\u00e1 v tom poli.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2225\" title=\"&lt;333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"171\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk1-300x85.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2226\" title=\"pole.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk3-300x170.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>&#8230; tady n\u00e1zorn\u011b vid\u00edte trasu s pol\u00ed nerozhodnost\u00ed.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>No. Ve \u010dtvrtek jsme byly s <em>Pavl\u00ednou <\/em>v kin\u011b na<strong> Titanicu<\/strong> ve 3D. Vlastn\u011b ten film zn\u00e1m nazpam\u011b\u0165 a poprv\u00e9 jsem ho vid\u011bla v origin\u00e1le, tak m\u011b dost p\u0159ekvapilo (\u00fapln\u011b ve mn\u011b hrklo) kdy\u017e jsem sly\u0161ela n\u00e1\u0161 zn\u00e1m\u00fd jazyk v jednu chv\u00edli! Jinak zase ta sam\u00e1 chyba, zase pozd\u011b vid\u011bli ledovec ti dva naho\u0159e, zase narazili, zase se potopili. Nic nov\u00fdho. A pak m\u011b <em>Pavl\u00edna<\/em> nenechala dozp\u00edvat z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dnou p\u00edsni\u010dku.<\/p>\n<p>V sobotu jsme jely do <em>Southamptonu<\/em> se pod\u00edvat tedy, na po\u010dest. Kdy\u017e jsme p\u0159ijely, hrozn\u011b pr\u0161elo a byly asi t\u0159i stupn\u011b. J\u00e1 jsem dostala z\u00e1kaz b\u00fdt nemocn\u00e1, tak\u017ee jsem to vzdala hnedka, n\u011bkdo se p\u0159idal, n\u011bkdo \u0161el hledat aspo\u0148 muzeum. Jedeme tam znova za 14 dn\u00ed, pokud bude hezky. Chci m\u00edt na ten p\u0159\u00edstav a to m\u00edsto slune\u010dn\u00fd vzpom\u00ednky s latt\u00e9\u010dkem v ruce&#8230; aspo\u0148 je se na co zase t\u011b\u0161it.<\/p>\n<p>Odnesl to PRIMARK.<\/p>\n<p>A Mek\u00e1\u010d.<\/p>\n<p>A Burger King.<\/p>\n<p>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Ve\u010der byla rozlu\u010dkov\u00e1 p\u00e1rty s <em>Janou<\/em>, pily jsme asi od sedmi u\u017e. Dostala od n\u00e1s na rozlou\u010denou kalhotky, kter\u00fd jsme j\u00ed daly v kalhotk\u00e1ch a ona se hrozn\u011b tlemila a \u0161la si je obl\u00edknout a pak jsme kalily v t\u011bch kalhotk\u00e1ch d\u00e1l prost\u011b a sk\u00e1kaly jsme s gau\u010de a nemohly jsme se trefit na samospou\u0161\u0165 b\u00fdt ve vzduchu. Pak jsem jednu fotku uk\u00e1zala na <em>plurku<\/em> a \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ichni poznali moji prdel, prej, \u017ee se ta prdel nejv\u00edc hod\u00ed k m\u00fdmu obli\u010deji, tak nev\u00edm, co si o tom m\u00e1m myslet XDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2227\" title=\"&lt;333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_04_2012_uk2-300x95.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>&#8230; jako nem\u016f\u017eu v\u00e1s o to p\u0159ipravit. V t\u00fddnu si ji jdu nechat vytisknout a pov\u011bs\u00edm to nad postel, proto\u017ee to nen\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u00ed XDDDDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V nov\u00fd rodin\u011b se mi po\u0159\u00e1d l\u00edb\u00ed. N\u011bkdy mi p\u0159ijde, \u017ee je K (<em>Katie, v l\u00e9t\u011b j\u00ed bude 16<\/em>) moje s\u00e9gra. Hodn\u011b, fakt hodn\u011b si rozum\u00edme. A\u017e bych \u0159ekla, \u017ee tro\u0161ku neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b. Jak jsem asoci\u00e1ln\u00ed, v\u00edte. Ona se hlavn\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d tlem\u00ed, \u017ee vypad\u00e1m taky jak teenager a \u017ee s nima m\u016f\u017eu j\u00edt na p\u00e1rty a tak XDDDDDDDD Tak\u017ee je to fajn uvoln\u011bn\u00e1 atmosf\u00e9ra, dneska m\u00e1 zkou\u0161ku, jedu pro ni odpoledne do \u0161koly.<\/p>\n<p>Budu se sna\u017eit kv\u016fli v\u00e1m pro\u017e\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitky, abych o tom mohla napsat, jo? XDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e1m tady d\u011bl\u00e1m dobr\u00fd Happy Mondays XDDDDDDD M\u00e1m plno nov\u00fdch poznatk\u016f a nev\u0161edn\u00edch z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f. T\u0159eba nap\u0159\u00edklad jsem n\u011bkdy v&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2224"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2224"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2230,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2224\/revisions\/2230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}