{"id":231,"date":"2010-12-01T13:26:31","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T12:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=231"},"modified":"2010-12-01T13:26:31","modified_gmt":"2010-12-01T12:26:31","slug":"vanoce-jsou-kofola","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=231","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e1noce jsou Kofola!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jsem jedinej trag\u00e9d v Trutnov\u011b, kterej se bo\u0159\u00ed ve sn\u011bhu v tenisk\u00e1ch. N\u011bmci si m\u011b fot\u011bj m\u00edsto betl\u00e9ma kterej je na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed a stra\u0161n\u011b m\u011b tady sere pan\u00ed vedle v OZP, kter\u00e1 ty vole m\u00e1 zam\u010deno a lidi tady po\u0159\u00e1d \u0165ukaj a pak mi sem \u010dum\u011bj skrz sklo a te\u010fka zrovna vy\u0161la ven a cht\u011bla k t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdm samozav\u00edrac\u00edm dve\u0159\u00edm um\u011blou lehkou \u017eidli a asi si myslela, \u017ee to bude dr\u017eet (m\u00e1 nabarevnou hlavu na takovou tu hnusn\u011b r\u00e1dobyblond) tak j\u00ed to odpust\u00edme? (J\u00e1 m\u00e1m PMS…)\"\"<\/a>… a kdybych nem\u011bla PMS, tak stejn\u011b budu m\u00edt n\u011bco podobn\u00fdho z t\u011bch zpr\u00e1v v\u0161ude okolo. Ka\u017ed\u00fd r\u00e1no vyjdu ven u\u017e s t\u00edm, \u017ee neotev\u0159u p\u0159imrzl\u00fd dve\u0159e od auta a za p\u00e1r dn\u00ed budu ka\u017ed\u00fd r\u00e1no odhazovat kupy sn\u011bhu a budu hrozn\u011b nad\u00e1vat a dupat vude okolo sebe a a\u017e p\u016fjdu odn\u00fdst lopatu na chodbu, tak projede zase pluh a zase mi to naplu\u017e\u00ed k autu a j\u00e1 p\u016fjdu znova. V\u00edtejte na hor\u00e1ch. V\u0161ichni maj r\u00e1di sn\u00edh, proto\u017ee sem jezd\u011bj na tejden, ale bydlete si u vleku!
\n\"\"<\/a>V\u010dera jsem se tak hrozn\u011b p\u0159e\u017erala ne… \u017ee mi je\u0161t\u011b dneska bylo \u00fapln\u011b hrozn\u011b. P\u0159i\u0161la jsem ve\u010der dom\u016f \u00fapln\u011b zmrzl\u00e1 z pr\u00e1ce jak svin\u011b, proto\u017ee tady byla \u0161\u00edlen\u00e1 zima. Tak jsem si ud\u011blala pol\u00edvku, hodn\u011b pol\u00edvky a se\u017erala jsem 4 misky. Pak jsem si pustila RollerCoaster Tycoon1 (!!! jedni\u010dku<\/a>) a se\u017erala jsem je\u0161t\u011b obrovskou m\u00edsu t\u011bstovin s bolo\u0148skou a dva rohl\u00edky XDDDDDDDDDD A jako byl to fakt hnus. A RCT1 je nejlep\u0161\u00ed, proto\u017ee ty lidi chod\u011bj rychle a jsou tam velk\u00fd fronty a v\u00edc tam blijou ty lidi\u010dky. No a na to v\u0161echno jsem si dneska dala skv\u011blou v\u011bc!
\n\"\"<\/a>Zn\u00e1te, m\u011bli jste?\u2665 Jogurt s p\u0159\u00edchut\u00ed medovn\u00edku. Madeta. Se\u017erala bych jich asi 15 najednou a to sem p\u0159e\u017eran\u00e1 ze v\u010dera je\u0161t\u011b fakt. A nem\u00edchejte si to ale. Nejd\u0159\u00edv se\u017eerte b\u00edlou \u010d\u00e1st a pak a\u017e spodn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st! XDDDDDD<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\"\"<\/a>Taky m\u00e1m u\u017e teda brejle. P\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m v\u00e1m, \u017ee m\u00e1m jedin\u00fd (jedinn\u00fd pro B\u00e1rb XD) \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee je te\u010fka ultra mega emo fashion modern\u00ed tohlecto nosit, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm ty uzou\u010dk\u00fd brejle, p\u0159es kter\u00fd vid\u00edm ty obrou\u010dky. Te\u010fka vid\u00edm v\u0161echno XDDDD. A bezobrou\u010dkov\u00fd se mi taky nel\u00edb\u011bj. A v\u016fbec bylo docela t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd si vybrat brejle… ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b te\u010fka vid\u00edm zas tak b\u00e1jo prost\u011b. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed na t\u00fd fotce je asi to CHCI (v\u00fd)HODN\u011a SPO\u0158IT. XDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n

No a nakonec m\u00e1m dneska m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed m\u00fdho nov\u00fdho tetov\u00e1n\u00ed. Mohli jste si v\u0161imnout u\u017e d\u00e1vno v horn\u00edm sloupe\u010dku zm\u011bna z dvojky na trojku :) Akor\u00e1t mus\u00edm za 14 dn\u00ed na opravu, proto\u017ee jak to je na prstu a vy si po\u0159\u00e1d mejete ruky a tak, tak se mi strhnul, je\u0161t\u011b kdy\u017e tam byly stroupky, kus V. Tak\u017ee si budu muset pro\u017e\u00edt bolest znova\u2665. Jo a taky jsme p\u0159ed tejdnem omylem zjistili, \u017ee j\u00e1 a sle\u010dna Rihanna m\u00e1me teda \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u00fd tetov\u00e1n\u00ed i na stejn\u00fdm m\u00edst\u011b, akor\u00e1t na jin\u00fdm prstu XDDDDD Co\u017e je taky bezva, ale tak kdy\u017e to taky tak cejtila, \u017ee to tam m\u00e1 m\u00edt, tak to mus\u00edme te\u010fka p\u0159etrp\u011bt XDDDDD<\/p>\n

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