{"id":2378,"date":"2012-05-15T23:55:05","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T22:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2378"},"modified":"2012-05-15T23:57:07","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T22:57:07","slug":"bitch-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2378","title":{"rendered":"BITCH PLEASE!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jsem v jednom kole, dv\u011b pr\u00e1ce d\u00e1vaj\u00ed zabrat, ale po\u0159\u00e1d si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e cokoli jin\u00fdho. M\u011bla jsem s t\u00edm trochu probl\u00e9m tady u n\u00e1s doma, ale snad to bude v pohod\u011b, proto\u017ee doopravdy nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebuju dv\u011b pr\u00e1ce. Dneska jsem si byla pro pr\u00e1\u0161ky u doktora. Jsem tady t\u0159i m\u011bs\u00edce, tak\u017ee druh\u00fd balen\u00ed. Super bylo, \u017ee jsem nemusela j\u00edt u\u017e dovnit\u0159, jen mi \u0159ekli, \u017ee pokud jsem tam zaregistrovan\u00e1 a byla jsem tam, a\u0165 nap\u00ed\u0161u jm\u00e9no a datum narozen\u00ed na l\u00edste\u010dek a d\u00e1m to sest\u0159e a za dva dny budu m\u00edt p\u0159ipraven\u00fd recept na recepci.<\/p>\n

Dneska jsem jedla sam\u00fd hnusy v\u010detn\u011b cel\u00fd \u010dokol\u00e1dy, coly a pringles. M\u00e1m tro\u0161ku nervy z toho, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b nem\u016f\u017eu b\u011bhat a takhle to zab\u00edj\u00edm a d\u011bl\u00e1m to je\u0161t\u011b mnohem hor\u0161\u00ed. Letn\u00ed sportovn\u00ed dovolen\u00e1 u\u017e vypad\u00e1 t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 stoprocentn\u011b a m\u00e1 i horsk\u00fdho p\u0159edskokana. Kdyby tohle l\u00e9to vy\u0161lo podle toho, jak to m\u00e1m zapsan\u00fd v di\u00e1\u0159i, tak jsem asi nikdy nem\u011bla lep\u0161\u00ed l\u00e9to, tak\u017ee pros\u00edm!<\/p>\n

Dneska jsem se kone\u010dn\u011b vyfotila s mal\u00fdm Ozzym m\u00fdm milovan\u00fdm! On je hrozn\u011b smutn\u00fd a po pl\u00e1\u010di, proto\u017ee mi ho tat\u00ednek str\u010dil do rukou a \u0161el do pr\u00e1ce a maminka spala je\u0161t\u011b dv\u011b hodiny. Tak\u017ee jsme si hr\u00e1li, koukali na dva p\u011bkn\u00e9 mlad\u00e9 zahradn\u00edky na zahrad\u011b, ud\u011blali zahradn\u00edk\u016fm kafe a pak \u0161li skoro dobrovoln\u011b spinkat with dummy<\/em> :)<\/p>\n

\"\"Jsme smutn\u00ed po r\u00e1nu a po chv\u00edli hrozn\u00e1 pr\u010da, \u017ee m\u00e1me jen jednu pono\u017eku :)))<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Odpoledne jsem jela pro d\u011bcka do \u0161koly, je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm teda jsem \u0161la sh\u00e1n\u011bt hol\u00ednky, proto\u017ee K hol\u00ednky mi jsou mal\u00e9 asi o dv\u011b \u010d\u00edsla a s teniskama jsem \u0161la se psem na pole jen jednou, pak se musely dvakr\u00e1t pr\u00e1t… tak\u017ee bojov\u00fd \u00fakol, nakonec super hol\u00ednky za super cenu 7 liber<333. \u00dapln\u011b jsem se b\u00e1la, \u017ee pod 15 nese\u017eenu hezk\u00fd. Hunter<\/em> to nejsou, ale na pole dobr\u00fd :) Mo\u017en\u00e1 i na RFP dobr\u00fd…<\/p>\n

Zdra\u017eili mi moje sojov\u00fd ml\u00edka, nev\u00edm, co jako budu p\u00edt a tak. Pak jsem ud\u011blala j\u00eddlo, odvezla je zas na \u0161koln\u00ed v\u00fdlet, ud\u011blala jsem si hnusnou ve\u010de\u0159i \u00fapln\u011b, nev\u00edm, jak se to stalo a \u0161la jsem po m\u011bs\u00edci a p\u016fl do vany s LUSHEM. Vydr\u017eela jsem tam op\u011bt asi 10 minut a kdy\u017e jsem se vr\u00e1tila, byla jsem v nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm \u0161oku. Prost\u011b Joey v\u00ed, v\u00ed, \u017ee nesm\u00ed do m\u00fdho pokoje ani na krok. Norm\u00e1ln\u011b si nedovol\u00ed str\u010dit \u0165api\u010dku ani do dve\u0159\u00ed a poslu\u0161n\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 u dv\u011b\u0159\u00ed a nevkro\u010d\u00ed prost\u011b! A p\u0159ijdu do pokoje a tam TOHLE !!!<\/p>\n

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Jsem v jednom kole, dv\u011b pr\u00e1ce d\u00e1vaj\u00ed zabrat, ale po\u0159\u00e1d si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to je lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e cokoli jin\u00fdho.…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2378"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2383,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions\/2383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}