{"id":2746,"date":"2012-07-30T18:09:42","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T17:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2746"},"modified":"2012-07-30T18:09:42","modified_gmt":"2012-07-30T17:09:42","slug":"jak-to-bylo-po-vode-aneb-navrat-zpatky-na-ostrov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2746","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; jak to bylo po vod\u011b aneb n\u00e1vrat zp\u00e1tky na ostrov"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e jsme p\u0159ijeli dom\u016f, tak jsme si skoro neodpo\u010dinuli, jen jsme se vysprchovali a jeli jsme do Krkono\u0161. Adam si s sebou vzal notebook a n\u011bjak\u00fd v\u011bci, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem m\u011bla balit <em>Natcakes<\/em> a d\u011blat<em> jellx<\/em>. V\u0161echno jsem d\u011blala hrozn\u011b moc hodin, tak\u017ee zase \u00fapln\u011b unaven\u00e1, vys\u00edlen\u00e1, mrtv\u00e1. Ale v\u0161echno jsem to zvl\u00e1dla a kdyby nebyla takov\u00e1 vedra a \u017eel\u00e9 se mi pomalu nerozpou\u0161t\u011blo, tak by bylo v\u0161echno t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 dokonal\u00fd! Dne\u0161n\u00ed blog bude v\u00edce m\u00e9n\u011b o random fotk\u00e1ch, kter\u00fd jsem vyhrabala p\u0159ed chv\u00edli z iphonu. O p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ernostech cesty do Anglie a o nejlep\u0161\u00edch d\u00e1rc\u00edch ever!<\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Nejd\u0159\u00edve si ale p\u0159ipomeneme moje t\u0159i hlavn\u00ed akce pr\u00e1zdnin:<\/span><\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nROCK FOR PEOPLE &#8211; CHCALO<br \/>\nSN\u011a\u017dKA &#8211; CHCALO<br \/>\nVODA &#8211; CHCALO<\/p>\n<p>T\u00edmto d\u011bkuji \u010desk\u00e9mu po\u010das\u00ed a t\u011b\u0161\u00edm se na dal\u0161\u00ed setk\u00e1n\u00ed. Ur\u010dit\u011b to nebylo my\u0161leno \u0161patn\u011b a cht\u011blo mi to pouze m\u00edrn\u011b p\u0159ipomenout, kam se vlastn\u011b vrac\u00edm. S Adamem jsme byli u n\u00e1s v Krkono\u0161\u00edch 2 dny. Tak n\u011bjak jsem fakt po\u0159\u00e1d pracovala a balila ob\u0159\u00ed kufr. Kdy\u017e jsme na sebe m\u011bli chv\u00edli \u010das, tak jsme si jeli pro pizzu, kungpao a nudle, r\u00e1no jsme si ud\u011blali sn\u00eddani a tak :)<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e jsem m\u011bla balistiky a \u017eel\u00e9 odeslan\u00e9, zabalen\u00e9 a kufr taky zabalen\u00fd, rozlou\u010dila jsem se s d\u011bdou a str\u00fdcem, rodi\u010de byli na dovolen\u00e9, tak\u017ee jsem je moc nevid\u011bla a pak jsme jeli sm\u011br Slatina, kde Adam bydl\u00ed. Ve\u010der jsem mysl\u00edm kone\u010dn\u011b psala ten blog o Sn\u011b\u017ece a ve \u010dtvrtek jsme odpoledne str\u00e1vili spolu v Praze. M\u011bli jsme posledn\u00ed bubble tea a ve\u010der se konal men\u0161\u00ed plurksraz, proto\u017ee mnoho lid\u00ed nep\u0159i\u0161lo, ale t\u011bm, co p\u0159i\u0161li hrozn\u011b moc d\u011bkuju! Zavdali jsme ku\u0159ec\u00ed k\u0159id\u00e9lka a tatar\u00e1k, m\u011bla jsem poprv\u00e9 tatar\u00e1k a hrozn\u011b mi chutnal, tak \u0161koda, \u017ee jsem nemohla zavdat v\u00edc. Byli jsme v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fdm pajzlu bez klimatizace, prost\u011b hr\u016fza. Na Slevomatu tam byla akce na ta k\u0159id\u00fdlka a tatar\u00e1k, tak jsem j\u00ed cht\u011bla vyu\u017e\u00edt a p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b investuju do sv\u00fdch plurkp\u0159\u00e1tel v\u00edc pen\u011bz a vezmu je n\u011bkam, kde to bude lep\u0161\u00ed a v\u00edc j\u00eddla XDDDDDDD Fakt.<\/p>\n<p>Pak jsme zase jeli pomalu zp\u00e1tky, brali jsme i ty dva <em>Mordory<\/em> s sebou a oni \u00fapln\u011b mi dali hrozn\u011b kr\u00e1sn\u00fd d\u00e1rky k m\u00fdmu spanish fake sv\u00e1tku. Dostala jsem nejhez\u010d\u00ed fotku Adama v r\u00e1me\u010dku, abych ho mohla m\u00edt po\u0159\u00e1d u sebe (a taky m\u00e1m, byla to prvn\u00ed v\u011bc, kterou jsem vybalila p\u0159i p\u0159\u00edjezdu do UK a \u0161la hned sp\u00e1t) a p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed. Tak\u017ee asi podes\u00e1t\u00fd thanks! A od Adama jsem dostala n\u011bco, co jsem nejv\u00edc cht\u011bla (asi rok a p\u016fl o tom melu v\u0161ude! XDDDD) a v\u016fbec jsem to ne\u010dekala, hlavn\u011b od mu\u017ee bych to ne\u010dekala prost\u011b! Ano, <strong><em>sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed OPI lak<\/em><\/strong> v \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd barv\u011b p\u0159esn\u011b takov\u00fd, v jak\u00fd bych si ho koupila sama! Thanks, thanks, thanks!<\/p>\n<p>O p\u016fl t\u0159et\u00ed r\u00e1no jsme jeli pomalu na leti\u0161t\u011b, sed\u011bli jsme tam a j\u00e1 jsem se rozhodovala, jestli si d\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjakou hudbu do iPodu. Po\u0159\u00e1d se mi hrozn\u011b necht\u011blo, ale vyt\u00e1hla jsem si z velk\u00fdho kufru teda je\u0161t\u011b extern\u00ed hdd, \u017ee si ji tam pak d\u00e1m. \u00dapln\u011b hrd\u011b prost\u011b jsem to vyt\u00e1hla ne XDDDDD. Potom jsem se blb\u011b koukla na \u010d\u00edslo, kde m\u011b odbav\u00ed a p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dovala jsem Adama, \u017ee se on koukl blb\u011b, tak\u017ee jsme \u0161li \u00fapln\u011b n\u011bkam blb\u011b prost\u011b, achjo XDDDD Neum\u00edm \u010d\u00edst. A nespala jsem zas 24 hodin. Po \u010dtvrt\u00fd, kdy\u017e jsem m\u011bla kufr na cest\u011b do letadla jsem si hrd\u011b vyt\u00e1hla ve Starbucksu notebook, Adam se tlemil, \u017ee se s n\u00edm nevejdu do k\u0159esla, \u017ee si tam jdu d\u00e1t tu hudbu. Tak jsem v\u0161echno zapla, p\u0159ipravila a zjistila jsem, \u017ee kabel od telefonu je taky na cest\u011b do letadla&#8230; XDDDDDDDD Tak nic.<\/p>\n<p>A bre\u010dela jsem no, kdo by nebre\u010del.<\/p>\n<p>Po p\u00e1t\u00fd jsem \u0161la pomalu k letadlu, u\u017e m\u011bli otev\u0159en\u00fd n\u00e1stup. V <em>DUTY FREE<\/em> litr finsk\u00fd za 285 CZK, Lancome odli\u010dovac\u00ed ml\u00e9ko za 490 CZK, nestihla jsem nic n\u011bjak. Pak u\u017e jsem se jen d\u00edvala na v\u00fdchod slunce p\u0159es k\u0159\u00eddlo letadla. Ani jsem na nic moc nemyslela. M\u011bla jsem kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch 27 dn\u00ed doma. Hrozn\u011b utekly.<\/p>\n<p>Na Lutonu jsem m\u011bla dv\u011b a p\u016fl hodiny, ne\u017e mi jel autobus na Heathrow, kde jsem m\u011bla p\u0159estupovat na autobus do Andoveru. S 26kg t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdm kufrem se mi fakt necht\u011blo nikde crajdat, tak jsem to zap\u00edchla zase ve Starbucksu, vyt\u00e1hla jsem POPRV\u00c9 V \u017dIVOT\u011a sv\u016fj mal\u00fd notebook, \u017ee se pod\u00edv\u00e1m na zame\u0161kan\u00fd <em>Pretty Little Liars<\/em>, zapnu ho a vypne se. Blikne dole baterka. Ok. D\u00e1m ho do z\u00e1suvky, zapnu ho a vypne se. Tak nic.<\/p>\n<p>V\u016fbec mi to neut\u00edkalo, ale do\u010dkala jsem se autobusu. Na Heathrow jsem m\u011bla dal\u0161\u00ed dv\u011b a p\u016fl hodiny \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed. Celou dobu jsem \u010dekala prost\u011b naproti zast\u00e1vce, kam v\u017edycky 033 jezd\u00ed. Celou dobu jsem se nehnula, byla jsem \u0161\u00edlen\u011b unaven\u00e1 a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b jsem prost\u011b usnula za\u017eiva vestoje, proto\u017ee ten autobus, co m\u011bl ject ve 12.20 nejel. Nejel ani za 10 minut, za 20 minut, za 30 minut. Tak jsem se zeptala pracovn\u00edka a on mi \u0159ekl, \u017ee tady ten autobus byl a \u017ee odjel. J\u00c1 JSEM TAK CHT\u011aLA BEJT U\u017d N\u011aKDE PROST\u011a! 10x jsem mu \u0159ekla, \u017ee to nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd, \u017ee tady sed\u00edm 2 hodiny a \u010dek\u00e1m na n\u011bj! Nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00fd prost\u011b tohle p\u0159ece. Poslal m\u011b do kancel\u00e1\u0159e National Express. Tam jsem \u0159ekla sv\u016fj probl\u00e9m a zeptala jsem se pan\u00ed, jestli stoj\u00edm spr\u00e1vn\u011b, jestli po\u0159\u00e1d 033 jezd\u00ed tam. Ona na m\u011b byla \u00fapln\u011b hnusn\u00e1, zvy\u0161ovala hlas po\u0159\u00e1d, \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee to jede odtud a je to \u010d\u00edslo 033. A j\u00e1 jsem j\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1d opakovala, \u017ee tohle v\u00edm v\u0161echno, \u017ee t\u00edm ob\u010das jezd\u00edm, ale \u017ee se mi prost\u011b stala takov\u00e1 a takov\u00e1 nehoda. Pan\u00ed byla hnusn\u00e1 d\u00e1l, j\u00e1 jsem byla zoufal\u00e1 a unaven\u00e1 a hrozn\u011b jsem se tam p\u0159ed n\u00ed rozbre\u010dela. \u00dapln\u011b stra\u0161n\u011b prost\u011b zoufale jsem u\u017e nemohla mluvit s n\u00ed d\u00e1l, ne\u0161lo to. N\u011bjak\u00e1 \u010c\u00ed\u0148anka za mnou j\u00ed tam n\u011bco \u0159ekla, ani nev\u00edm co, cht\u011bla jsem um\u0159\u00edt prost\u011b. Za 5 liber &#8222;pokuty&#8220; jsem dostala karti\u010dku, \u017ee mohu ject dal\u0161\u00edm. Dal\u0161\u00edm, co jel za dal\u0161\u00ed 4 hodiny&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Fakt jsem byla zoufal\u00e1 a od r\u00e1na jsem t\u00e1hla ten kufr. \u0160la jsem pomalu na termin\u00e1l jedna na p\u0159\u00edlety koukat se, jak p\u0159il\u00e9taj\u00ed sportovci na Olympijsk\u00e9 hry. A m\u011bla d\u017eus v Cost\u011b. Potom jsem \u0161la hodinu p\u0159edem zase na autobus, rad\u0161i jsem st\u00e1la, ne\u017e sed\u011bla a donutila jsem toho pracovn\u00edka NE aby mi \u0159ekl, a\u017e to p\u0159ijede. On mi \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee ho uvid\u00edm, tak jsem mu \u0159ekla, \u017ee ho neuvid\u00edm a a\u0165 mi to \u0159ekne XDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Pak jsem vid\u011bla p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt autobus sama a p\u00e1n mi to stejn\u011b p\u0159i\u0161el \u0159\u00edct, hodn\u00fd p\u00e1n. Kone\u010dn\u011b jsem byla v buse, u\u0159van\u00e1, smutn\u00e1, zoufal\u00e1, ospal\u00e1. V Andoveru na m\u011b \u010dekala Pavl\u00edna, p\u0159ijela jsem do Grateley, vyt\u00e1hla jsem tu fotku a \u0161la sp\u00e1t. A spala jsem 18 hodin. A dal\u0161\u00ed den 10 hodin. Ud\u011blaly jsme si s Pavl\u00ednou ve\u010de\u0159i, ty anglick\u00fd hnusn\u00fd nakysl\u00fd p\u00e1rky co mi tak chyb\u011bly! S cuketou s paprikou, co nevypadala v\u00e1bn\u011b a zeleninou a su\u0161en\u00fdmi raj\u010daty. V ned\u011bli jsme byly ve m\u011bst\u011b, spousta nov\u011b otev\u0159en\u00fdch obchod\u016f&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2751\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr11.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr11-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">Jeli jsme do Krkono\u0161, zastavili jsme se v Pace na nejhez\u010d\u00ed v\u00fdhled na Krkono\u0161e :)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2752\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr2-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">Jedli jsme \u010du\u0148\u00e1rny a sn\u00eddali jsme &#8222;Paula&#8220; doma :)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2753\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr3-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">Sm\u00e1li jsme se prav\u00fdmu pok\u00e9balu a sm\u00e1li jsme se ozna\u010den\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e9ho z\u00e1choda v Mek\u00e1\u010di :)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2754\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr4-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">Zase jsme jedli \u010du\u0148\u00e1rny, j\u00e1 dokonce se s\u00fdrem a s olivama, r\u00e1no jsme \u0161li pro \u010derstv\u00fd rohl\u00edky a znovu jsem se rozhodla zalo\u017eit si fashionblog.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2755\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr5-300x116.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">Lou\u010dili jsme se na Ruzyni&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2756\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr6.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr6-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_cr6-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">Smutnilo se v letadle p\u0159i n\u00e1dhern\u00fdm v\u00fdchodu slunce&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2757\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk7.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk7-300x119.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">\u010cekalo se dohromady \u0161est a p\u016fl hodiny na Heathrow vlastn\u00ed blbost\u00ed&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2758\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk8.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk8-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk8-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">V\u00edtalo se ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed zp\u00e1tky v Anglii&#8230;<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2759\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk10.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/30_07_2012_uk10-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #cb1f78;\">a to je on, m\u016fj prvn\u00ed <strong>OPI<\/strong>! <strong>Kiss on the Chic<\/strong>&lt;333 D\u011bkovala bych je\u0161t\u011b milionkr\u00e1t :)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>No nen\u00ed to \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd prost\u011b? Je, hrozn\u011b. A te\u010fka sed\u00edm v m\u00fdm UK pokoji, co mi p\u0159ijde v\u00edc jako doma, proto\u017ee tady m\u00e1m v\u0161echny svoje v\u011bci a v\u0161echno. Taky tady m\u00e1m asi 50 nov\u00fdch Jack\u016f, ale asi je povyh\u00e1z\u00edm ven. Taky jsem si koupila a objednala n\u011bjak\u00fd nov\u00fd v\u011bci, ale o tom a\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b. A\u017e bude v\u00edc \u010dasu, vrhnu se na videa ze Sn\u011b\u017eky a ze S\u00e1zavy. Jsem r\u00e1da, \u017ee se v\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvky l\u00edbily, \u017ee jste n\u00e1m fandili a tak :) A bu\u010fte zv\u011bdav\u00ed, proto\u017ee \u010dek\u00e1m 5 bal\u00ed\u010dk\u016f a z toho dva &#8222;<em>nedobrovoln\u011b<\/em>&#8222;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e jsme p\u0159ijeli dom\u016f, tak jsme si skoro neodpo\u010dinuli, jen jsme se vysprchovali a jeli jsme do Krkono\u0161. 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