{"id":2798,"date":"2012-08-10T22:23:12","date_gmt":"2012-08-10T21:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2798"},"modified":"2012-08-10T22:27:25","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T21:27:25","slug":"sezrala-sem-vam-jeden-betakaroten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2798","title":{"rendered":"Se\u017erala sem v\u00e1m jeden betakaroten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jako vcelku nic jo, jsem n\u011bjak\u00e1 divn\u00e1, pot\u0159ebuju asi psychiatra a dneska jsem se od \u010dty\u0159 r\u00e1no v\u00e1lela v bolestech v posteli a myslela jsem si, \u017ee zem\u0159u. Dneska si ma v\u00e1s vyt\u00e1hnu jenom p\u00e1r random fotek p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b z ukl\u00edzen\u00ed domu. Dneska p\u0159ijela <em>panim\u00e1ma<\/em> a dostala jsem ob\u0159\u00ed pochvalu za \u010dist\u00fd kr\u00e1sn\u00fd d\u016fm (nejv\u00edc d\u00edky <em>L\u016fce<\/em>, kter\u00e1 mi sem v\u0161\u00edm hrozn\u011b pomohla jako!). M\u011bla jsem na seznamu napsan\u00fd, \u017ee m\u00e1m vyhodit i pro\u0161l\u00fd potraviny, tak jsem je vyhodila a jsme bez potravin.<\/p>\n<p>Ten pytel s pro\u0161l\u00fdma potravinama byl TAK t\u011b\u017ekej, \u017ee jsem ho neunesla a nedala do poplenice, tak jsem musela popelnici don\u00fdst a\u017e do domu, \u017ee to tam nahrnu jak bagr a ten debiln\u00ed pytel se mi roztrhnul \u017eejo&lt;333<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2799\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>P\u0159edv\u00e1d\u00edm, jak mus\u00edm d\u00e1vat pytel do popelnice a pak se mi ten hajzl roztrhnul&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2800\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Myslela jsem, \u017ee panim\u00e1mu zabiju dneska. Dala brambory \u0161pinav\u00fd od hl\u00edny rovnou do toho ko\u0161\u00edku, kde te\u010fka na fotce vid\u00edte U\u017d noviny. V\u0161echna hl\u00edna mi propadla na \u010dist\u00fd ru\u010dn\u00edky, sice pro psa, ale \u010dist\u00fd slo\u017een\u00fd ru\u010dn\u00edky. Prost\u011b bu\u010f tam d\u00e1m noviny nebo aspo\u0148 prohod\u00edm ko\u0161\u00edky!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2801\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_2-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>\u00dapln\u011b jsme z toho dneska musely j\u00edt na jedno :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2802\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk1_3-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>No a norm\u00e1ln\u011b jsem na\u0161la h\u0159eb\u00edky a kladivo kone\u010dn\u011b dneska omylem a let\u011bla jsem s t\u00edm do pokoje a KONE\u010cN\u011a jsem si dala \u0161perkovnici n\u011bkam na frekventovan\u00fd m\u00edsto! Mimo to jsem si p\u0159ed t\u00fddnem koupila i dr\u017e\u00e1k na oble\u010den\u00ed kone\u010dn\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b kone\u010dn\u011b m\u016fj pokoj je jak pokoj&lt;333<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2803\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/10_08_2012_uk2-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>N\u011bjak\u00fd fotky j\u00eddla je\u0161t\u011b z t\u00fddne. Op\u011bt moje obl\u00edben\u00fd anglick\u00fd p\u00e1rky na grilu, cuketa, raj\u010de a jahody v sojov\u00fdm pudinku. Pak \u010do\u010dka a vaj\u00ed\u010dko. A jeden kr\u00e1snej ve\u010der jsem si zavdala venku!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dneska byla hrozn\u00e1 sranda u <em>Tammy<\/em>. Malej<em> Wilf<\/em>, \u017ee chce okurku j\u00ed \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 a j\u00e1 j\u00ed \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00fd slova jsou hrozn\u011b divn\u00fd a ona se tlemila a \u0159\u00edkala jako jak\u00fd t\u0159eba. Tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee t\u0159eba okurka je vtipn\u00fd a cuketa je hrozn\u00fd slovo \u00fapln\u011b, \u017ee rad\u0161i \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m <em>zucchini<\/em>. Tak se m\u011b ptala, jak \u0159eknu okurka \u010desky, vyprskla a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 &#8222;<em>tak nev\u00edm, kdo tady m\u00e1 divn\u00fd a vtipn\u00fd slova teda!<\/em>&#8220; a zkou\u0161eli si to s <em>Wilfem<\/em> snad 10x. Okuka. Okuka XDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Potom mi ukazovala n\u011bjakej e-mail a zrovna tam byl m\u016fj e-mail a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 mi: &#8222;<em>Hele, v\u00ed\u0161 ty v\u016fbec, co morning glory znamen\u00e1<\/em>?&#8220; Tak jsem se tro\u0161ku za\u010dervenala a za\u010dala hrozn\u011b rychle vysv\u011btlovat, \u017ee <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">u\u017e<\/span><\/strong> to v\u00edm, ale \u017ee kdy\u017e jsem si zakl\u00e1dala ten e-mail, \u017ee to bylo fakt nevinn\u00fd, \u017ee prost\u011b <strong>Oasis <\/strong>a \u017ee jsem to zjistila asi teprve p\u0159ed t\u0159ema rokama a oni \u00fapln\u011b vyprskli s <em>Paddym<\/em> sm\u00edchy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Odpoledne jsme si pov\u00eddali zas s d\u011bdou, snad hodinu, mezit\u00edm jsem ukl\u00edzela \u0161upl\u00edky a myla ledni\u010dku. D\u011bda je nejlep\u0161\u00ed a nejvtipn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a ch\u00e1pe moje vtipy a hrozn\u011b se jim v\u017edycky tlem\u00ed XDDDDDDDD J\u00e1 zas ch\u00e1pu ty jeho, nejsou \u00fapln\u011b typick\u00fd anglick\u00fd nevtipn\u00fd, co d\u011blaj\u00ed v\u0161ichni okolo. V ned\u011bli mak\u00e1m, fuuuuu. Sl\u00edbila jsem, \u017ee pojedu na <em>Heathrow<\/em> pro n\u011bjakou holandskou kamar\u00e1dku <em>Katie<\/em>. Tak teda jedu, t\u0159eba doveze d\u00e1rek n\u011bjakej.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jako vcelku nic jo, jsem n\u011bjak\u00e1 divn\u00e1, pot\u0159ebuju asi psychiatra a dneska jsem se od \u010dty\u0159 r\u00e1no v\u00e1lela v&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2798"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2798"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2812,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2798\/revisions\/2812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}