{"id":2827,"date":"2010-07-06T16:02:08","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T15:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2827"},"modified":"2012-08-10T22:58:56","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T21:58:56","slug":"pribeh-o-tom-jak-to-tedka-vsechno-mam-a-nemam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2827","title":{"rendered":"P\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o tom, jak to te\u010fka v\u0161echno m\u00e1m a nem\u00e1m."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bylo nebylo v jedn\u00e9 vesni\u010dce na kraji Krkono\u0161&#8230; prost\u011b tady v Buk\u00e1ch, co prej nejsou vesnice ale \u0148\u00e1kej m\u011bstys, ale j\u00e1 tomu budu po\u0159\u00e1d \u0159\u00edkat vesnice, proto\u017ee to je v\u00edc takov\u00fd BIO a proto\u017ee p\u00e1r lid\u00ed sere, \u017ee mi nevad\u00ed \u017e\u00edt na vesnici, se toho d\u00e9j\u011b&#8230; hodn\u011b. Za\u010dnu t\u0159eba t\u00edm, co nikdo je\u0161t\u011b z m\u00fdch \u010dl\u00e1nk\u016f asi moc nepochopil a to, pro\u010d jsem se st\u011bhovala, kam a s k\u00fdm.<\/p>\n<p>\u010c\u00c1ST PRVN\u00cd\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0J\u00c1 TADY BYDLET NEBUDU!<br \/>\n&#8211; Prvn\u00edho \u010dervence n\u00e1m kon\u010dila smlouva po jednom roce v na\u0161em prvn\u00edm byt\u011b s F. Na \u010d\u00edsle 177 jsem u\u017e bydlet necht\u011bla, proto\u017ee v\u011b\u010dnej boj s mravencema, kter\u00fd byli pod parketama majitelky bytu a do m\u00fdho j\u00eddla a do m\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed v\u016fbec nelezli, m\u011b u\u017e docela sral a to, \u017ee ona cht\u011bla, abysme si my platili desinsekci asi ka\u017edej m\u011bs\u00edc za 650 CZK m\u011b sralo je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc a proto jsem to nikdy nezaplatila. Ty parekty star\u00fd hnusn\u00fd fakt nejsou moje a kdov\u00ed, jak dlouho pod n\u011bma jsou. Tak\u017ee fuck off baby. V\u011bc druh\u00e1, ten bar\u00e1k nen\u00ed pod\u0159ezanej, ten bar\u00e1k je vlhkej a hnusnej a j\u00e1 tam bydlet nehodlala u\u017e, proto\u017ee n\u00e1m to odspoda plesniv\u011blo. Rohy plesniv\u011bly a op\u011bt st\u00e1l\u00e9 n\u00e1kupy Sava proti pl\u00edsn\u00edm mi lezly na nervy no&#8230; a v\u016fbec, m\u016f\u017eu z toho n\u011bco chytnout fuj. A v tomhle kraji je v uvozovk\u00e1ch zvykem, \u017ee se plat\u00ed pron\u00e1jem bytu cca 43 CZK za metr \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00fd. A ne 94 CZK pan\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed. To si d\u011blejte tam n\u011bkde v Pr\u00e1he a nazdar!<\/p>\n<p>\u010c\u00c1ST DRUH\u00c1\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0HLED\u00c1ME BYT<br \/>\n&#8211; Ale kde budeme bydlet mil\u00e1\u010dku? V Buk\u00e1ch se ud\u011blal p\u011bknej bar\u00e1k se spoustou byt\u016f v\u010detn\u011b n\u011bkolika mezonet\u016f! Mezonet! M\u016fj malej sen o byt\u011b. Jednou tak v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e n\u00e1\u0161 byt na 177. Zkou\u0161\u00edme, jestli n\u00e1m tam n\u011bco dopadne a \u010dek\u00e1me&#8230; mus\u00edme opustit byt do p\u00e1tka. St\u011bhujeme jako bl\u00e1zni, j\u00e1 nest\u00edh\u00e1m absolutn\u011b pr\u00e1ci a ve\u010der si leh\u00e1m tot\u00e1ln\u011b mrtv\u00e1, us\u00edn\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b, ne\u017e doleh\u00e1m. K tomu chod\u00edm dopoledne do nov\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce, kde jsem na zku\u0161ebn\u00ed dobu a d\u00e1vaj\u00ed mi tam \u010do\u010dku jako prase. Hnedka prvn\u00ed den jsem volala des\u00edtk\u00e1m lid\u00ed ohledn\u011b v\u0161eho. Druhej den u\u017e sh\u00e1n\u00edm a &#8218;kupuju&#8216; pozemky na FVE! A t\u0159et\u00ed den na m\u011b mluv\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1 celej den anglicky, abych se procvi\u010dila a\u017e p\u0159ijedou zahrani\u010dn\u00ed klienti. \u00da\u017easn\u00fd fakt&#8230; jenom jsem kejvala. Potom p\u0159ijeli dva borci ze stavby a nutili m\u011b s n\u011bma ject na v\u00edkend na ryby!<\/p>\n<p>\u010c\u00c1ST T\u0158ET\u00cd\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0NO JO, ALE KDE BUDEME BYLDET TE\u010e?<br \/>\n&#8211; Moji rodi\u010de n\u00e1m poskytli azyl. My m\u00e1me velkej bar\u00e1k a tak tady byla tak n\u011bjak free m\u00edstnost nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 m\u00e1me nevad\u00ed sp\u00e1t v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku, proto\u017ee m\u016fj votec m\u00e1 sv\u016fj pokoj m\u00edsto m\u00fdho. Je to tady vymalovan\u00fd na oran\u017eovo a je tady samej pokoutn\u00edk !!! V\u00edtejte fakt. Zrovna na tenhle v\u00edkend je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ijel str\u00fdc z Pardubic a str\u00fdc a teta z Moravy. O v\u0161em u\u017e jsem tam n\u011bjak napsala v postech minul\u00fdch.<\/p>\n<p>\u010c\u00c1ST \u010cTVRT\u00c1\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0ROZUZLEN\u00cd<br \/>\n&#8211; Ch\u00e1pete jo? Bydl\u00edme u na\u0161ich, na\u0161im to nevad\u00ed, \u010dek\u00e1me na byt. Pokud nedopadne, budeme hledat jinej. J\u00e1 m\u00e1m novou pr\u00e1ci dv\u011b, zat\u00edm zku\u0161ebn\u00ed doba. Zkr\u00e1cen\u00fd \u00favazek 5 hodin denn\u011b.\u00a0Realitn\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159. Odpoledne norm\u00e1ln\u011b pr\u00e1ce jedna,\u00a0\u010cesk\u00e1 poji\u0161\u0165ovna.<\/p>\n<p>\u010c\u00c1ST BONUSOV\u00c1\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0JAK SE CEJT\u00cdM?<br \/>\n&#8211; Popravd\u011b, docela dob\u0159e&#8230; myslela sem, \u017ee od prvn\u00edho dne to bude hrozn\u00fd, ale jsem tady naho\u0159e a m\u00e1m pokoj docela. I na pr\u00e1ci m\u00e1m klid. A ode dne\u0161ka zase jdu tvrd\u011b do hubnut\u00ed. Matka jde taky, tak\u017ee m\u00e1m n\u011bjakou podporu, kter\u00e1 nebude j\u00edst ve\u010der gul\u00e1\u0161 XDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bylo nebylo v jedn\u00e9 vesni\u010dce na kraji Krkono\u0161&#8230; prost\u011b tady v Buk\u00e1ch, co prej nejsou vesnice ale \u0148\u00e1kej m\u011bstys,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2827"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2827"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2828,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2827\/revisions\/2828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}