{"id":2829,"date":"2010-07-10T22:23:13","date_gmt":"2010-07-10T21:23:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2829"},"modified":"2012-08-10T22:59:47","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T21:59:47","slug":"tata-bojs-jsou-proste-nejlepsi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2829","title":{"rendered":"Tata Bojs jsou prost\u011b nejlep\u0161\u00ed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V p\u00e1tek jsem jela r\u00e1no do pr\u00e1ce2. Abychom tady m\u011bli jako v\u017edy \u00faplnej po\u0159\u00e1dek, te\u010f nyn\u00ed si \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ichni zapamatujeme, \u017ee kdy\u017e p\u00ed\u0161u o pr\u00e1ci1 tak se to rovn\u00e1 poji\u0161\u0165ovna a pr\u00e1ce2 znamen\u00e1 realitn\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159. A brig\u00e1da1 znamen\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edkendov\u00e1 pr\u00e1ce nav\u00edc v pr\u00e1ci2. Ch\u00e1pete jo. I kdy\u017e \u010dasem se ty \u010d\u00edsla asi p\u0159ehod\u011bj, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 se mi v\u00edc l\u00edbit v pr\u00e1ci2.<\/p>\n<p>Prost\u011b sem jela v p\u00e1tek r\u00e1no do pr\u00e1ce2. Jedu si jedu a najednou se mi p\u0159ed ksicht spust\u00ed odpornej velkej tmav\u011bhn\u011bdej tlustej pavouk. M\u00e1lem sem to narvala do protijedouc\u00edho auta, jak jsem tam s tim bojovala, aby se m\u011b prost\u011b nedotk! Zastavila sem a hledala, kam sem ho pinkla. Nena\u0161la sem nic, tak jedu d\u00e1l. Za p\u011bt minut m\u011b n\u011bco lecht\u00e1 na noze!! M\u00e1m ho na koleni!! Zastavuju zase, honim pavouka v\u0161ude po sob\u011b. Vyhodila jsem ho do tr\u00e1vy.<\/p>\n<p>V Trutnov\u011b v\u0161ude cops. Bomba ve spo\u0159iteln\u011b. V\u0161ude. Bo\u017ee.<\/p>\n<p>\u0160\u00e9fov\u00e1 m\u011b poslala se dv\u011bma star\u0161\u00edma Holan\u010fanama do \u010cSOB pro jejich \u010deskou platebn\u00ed kartu, kter\u00e1 tam byla, ale nebyl u n\u00ed PIN, proto\u017ee to prej bylo prodlo\u017een\u00ed karty a PIN mus\u00ed m\u00edt oni, oni tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee ho opravdu nemaj\u00ed. Jenom pro up\u0159esn\u011bn\u00ed &#8211; J\u00c1 NEMLUVIM ANGLICKY A MUSELA JSEM TO V\u0160ECHNO ANGLICKY ZA\u0158\u00cdDIT TAK WTF XDDDDDDDDDD (Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b jsem v\u0161echno za\u0159\u00eddila a b\u011bhem p\u016fl hodiny se nau\u010dila anglicky XDDDDDD)<\/p>\n<p>Odpoledne h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b. G10, odm\u00edt\u00e1m vodku, dost\u00e1v\u00e1m Polar. Hm. Ve\u010der v\u0161ichni hrozn\u011b opil\u00ed. Jdu sp\u00e1t, n\u011bjak\u00fd smsky, n\u011bjak\u00fd vol\u00e1n\u00ed, jsem zmaten\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>V sobotu r\u00e1no brig\u00e1da1. F mi jede pomoct a pak, \u017ee pojedeme na Dolce se koupat. Proto\u017ee brig\u00e1da1 je bl\u00edzko Dolc\u016f. Asi 2 &#8211; 3 kilometry. Ukl\u00edz\u00edme dva bar\u00e1ky, kam se mi p\u0159ijedou ubytovat lidi. 9 lid\u00ed ze \u0161kolstv\u00ed ve v\u011bku asi 35 &#8211; 60 let, jsou v pohod\u011b, d\u011bl\u00e1me si srandu a tak.<\/p>\n<p>Uklid\u00edm bar\u00e1k je\u0161t\u011b pro Holan\u010fany. Tro\u0161ku se jich bojim, proto\u017ee&#8230; n\u00e9 nebojim, p\u0159ece vod p\u00e1tka umim anglicky ne XDDDDDDDD Ale oni prej p\u0159ijedou a\u017e po druh\u00fd hodin\u011b. Tak m\u011b F pozve na ob\u011bd a jedeme na ty Dolce. Za chvilku mi vol\u00e1 \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1, \u017ee tam u\u017e m\u00e1m ject, \u017ee p\u0159ijedou za chv\u00edli. P\u011b\u0161ky 3 km? Pro auto a\u017e nahoru? Rozhl\u00ed\u017eim se okolo sebe. \u0147\u00e1k\u00e1 parti\u010dka kluk\u016f a dv\u011b holky. &#8218;Hele lidi, pu\u010d\u00edte mi na p\u016fl hodiny n\u011bkdo kolo? D\u00e1m v\u00e1m mobil t\u0159eba ne\u017e ho vr\u00e1tim.&#8216; &#8218;Dej stovku.&#8216; &#8218;Se\u0161 p\u00ed\u010da? To by se j\u00ed vyplatilo!&#8216; &#8218;Hele tamhle le\u017e\u00ed m\u016fj p\u0159\u00edtel, on tady bude ne\u017e se vr\u00e1tim jo..&#8216; &#8218;Tak si ho p\u016fj\u010d&#8216; &#8218;D\u00edk, ste hodn\u00fd.&#8216;<\/p>\n<p>Ubytov\u00e1v\u00e1m \u010dtyry Holan\u010fany, jeden je ty vole p\u011bknej. Vysv\u011btluju kauci, turistickej poplatek, elektriku, pen\u00edze za \u00faklid, kde co je a co se tady d\u00e1 d\u011blat&#8230; no prost\u011b to si nedovedete p\u0159edstavit, ale op\u011bt v\u0161echno v\u011bd\u011bj a na v\u0161em sme se dohodli XDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Volno. Koupeme se na Dolc\u00edch a j\u00e1 le\u017eim na slunci.<\/p>\n<p>Zejtra pojedu na Sejfy se koupat. Na celej den bych cht\u011bla. \u00dapln\u011b jako. Tak uvid\u00edme. Ve\u010der pr\u00e1ce1 a dvoje webovky m\u00e1m ud\u011blat&#8230; tak snad v\u0161echno stihnu. M\u00e1m \u017e\u00edze\u0148. No.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V p\u00e1tek jsem jela r\u00e1no do pr\u00e1ce2. 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