{"id":2831,"date":"2010-07-12T21:26:20","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T20:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2831"},"modified":"2012-08-10T23:02:11","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T22:02:11","slug":"rozteklej-asfalt-ne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2831","title":{"rendered":"Rozteklej asfalt ne"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dneska u Kauflandu tekl asfalt. Muselo se to vobejct. Hroznej mazec. V pr\u00e1ci mi bylo fakt zle. Zejtra asi beru m\u016fj v\u011btr\u00e1k nejlep\u0161\u00ed. Mus\u00edm zejtra za\u0159\u00eddit mejm Holan\u010fan\u016fm na trojce ryb\u00e1\u0159skej pr\u016fkaz pro cizince na jeden tejden. Mus\u00edm uk\u00e1zat n\u011bjakejm lidem kancel\u00e1\u0159e na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed. Te\u010fka pe\u010du v troub\u011b dole hrozn\u011b obrovskou pln\u011bnou sekanou vaj\u00ed\u010dkama a okurkama. Bez oleje, bez tuku a stejn\u011b je v\u017edycky \u00fapln\u011b, ale \u00fapln\u011b nejlep\u0161\u00ed. Sakra, mohla jsem ud\u011blat recept. A v\u010dera jsem ud\u011blala luxusn\u00ed „\u010d\u00ednu“ jak tomu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te a taky jsem neud\u011blala recept. Ale kdy\u017e mn\u011b p\u0159ijde, \u017ee podle toho prost\u011b neva\u0159\u00edte no! Dneska jsem si za\u0159\u00eddila internet do notebooku, \u017ee se p\u0159ipoj\u00edm v\u0161ude mo\u017en\u011b, od Vodafonu. M\u00e1m na 4 m\u011bs\u00edce 50% slevu a taky m\u00e1m 10% slevu na celou dobu. Tak\u017ee ho m\u00e1m asi za 470 CZK m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b a te\u010fka za 235 CZK he\u010d he\u010d. Kdy\u017e mi budou sta\u010dit 3GB na m\u011bs\u00edc, tak si zru\u0161\u00edm sv\u016fj norm\u00e1ln\u00ed net… kdybych pot\u0159ebovala n\u011bco v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho n\u011bkde, p\u016fjdu si to za\u0159\u00eddit tady k rodi\u010dum… dobr\u00fd, ne?<\/p>\n

Cht\u011bla bych od Vodafone i \u010d\u00edslo, tarif, telefon. Ale m\u00e1m smlouvu s posran\u00fdm T-Mobilem je\u0161t\u011b na dva roky, mobil od nich budu d\u00e1vat asi na reklamaci a celkov\u011b je tam asi zjebu jako prase. Nev\u00edte, kdy\u017e m\u00e1m smlouvu a prost\u011b CHCI odstoupit, jestli jim doopravdy mus\u00edm doplatit v\u0161echny ty pau\u0161\u00e1ly dop\u0159edu nebo to jde n\u011bjak obej\u00edt?<\/p>\n

Dneska jsem si za\u0159\u00eddila IZIP u VZP, koupila jsem si p\u016fl kila raj\u010dat, paprik, dv\u011b lu\u010diny, celozrnnej chleba. Jela jsem na svym kole po roce, se project s m\u00e1mou na koupali\u0161t\u011b, vykoupaly jsme se, hr\u00e1ly sme na mu\u0161le a j\u00e1 se ji tahala za nohu ve vod\u011b a vona je\u010dela XDDDDDDD<\/p>\n

A v\u010dera jsem \u00fapln\u011b debiln\u011b sko\u010dila do vody a m\u011bla jsem hrozn\u011b dlouho vodu v uchu. V noci se mi cht\u011blo bre\u010det u\u017e jak to tla\u010dilo a p\u00edchalo. Nehtem sem tam furt \u0161\u0165ourala, v\u0161\u00edm sem tam \u0161\u0165ourala a v\u0161echno jsem d\u011blala… takov\u00fdto sk\u00e1k\u00e1n\u00ed a tak… a nic. Tak jsem \u0161la r\u00e1no na nosn\u00ed, u\u0161n\u00ed, kr\u010dn\u00ed a ud\u011blali mi tam mega v\u00fdplach ucha a u\u017e sly\u0161\u00edm a je to dobr\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Zjistili mi tam, \u017ee m\u00e1m k\u0159ivej nos a cht\u011bli se mi pod\u00edvat do krku norm\u00e1ln\u011b !!!!!!!!!!!!!! No pro\u010d !!!!! No ne !!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

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