{"id":2835,"date":"2010-07-18T14:01:47","date_gmt":"2010-07-18T13:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2835"},"modified":"2012-08-10T23:03:53","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T22:03:53","slug":"swimming-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2835","title":{"rendered":"Swimming Pool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0161echny dny byly stejn\u00fd. Dopoledne pr\u00e1ce, odpoledne vcelku nic, vypad na m\u011b na z\u00e1chod\u011b z ruli\u010dky obrovskej pavouk a v sobotu sem dopoledne brig\u00e1dni\u010dila v Dolc\u00edch. Jela jsem tam na kole. Chci zase hodn\u011b jezdit na kole. V Trutnov\u011b je n\u011bjakej asi metalovej festival, v\u016fbec nev\u00edm jak se jmenuje a na Dolc\u00edch byli lidi odtamtud. P\u016flka byla zfetovan\u00e1 a v\u0161ichni se \u0161li nahat\u00fd koupat s lahv\u00e1\u010dema v ruce je\u0161t\u011b XDDDDDDD. A v\u010dera, v\u010dera jim dost sprchlo.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e jsem u slova\u00a0v\u010dera. V \u0161est jsme m\u011bli j\u00edt na oslavu narozenin F p\u0159\u00e1tel z fotbalu, j\u00e1 je zn\u00e1m jen jakojentak. Prost\u011b n\u00e1m za\u010dalo o p\u016fle hrozn\u011b chc\u00e1t, pr\u016ftr\u017e jako prase, sehnali sme odvoz na ty dva kilometry na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. Hnedka jsem si tam dala pivo, protekla n\u00e1m pergola, tak na ni chlapi d\u00e1vali v t\u00fd pr\u016ftr\u017ei plachtu a v\u016fbec takhle. Vypila jsem za ten ve\u010der a noc asi deset malejch piv, rumy, vodky a skvo\u0161e, hnus. A pak jsem se tak koupala nahat\u00e1 s jedn\u00edm ta\u0165kou v baz\u00e9n\u011b, mamka doma spala a jejich dcera mi p\u016fj\u010dila gumi\u010dku, abych si nenamo\u010dila vlasy. XDDDDDDDD To je bordel co\u017e. Hust\u00fd je, \u017ee mi nen\u00ed blb\u011b, proto\u017ee jsem pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u011b se\u017erala p\u016flku mastn\u00fdho ku\u0159ete. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Druh\u00fdho srpna\u00a0jedu zas na celej den do Prahy, m\u00e1m tam n\u011bjak\u00fd dokt\u00f3ry. Pojedu u\u017e brzo r\u00e1no a dopoledne se tam budu asi jen tak poflakovat a \u010dum\u011bt na v\u0161echno, co si nem\u016f\u017eu koupit, proto\u017ee sem kr\u00e1va.<\/p>\n<p>12.8.2010 &#8211; 15.8.2010\u00a0jedu s holkama na Slapy. M\u011bly jsme tam bejt tejden, ale n\u011bjak jsem se zav\u00e1zala pracovn\u00edm pom\u011brem no.<\/p>\n<p>Rozchodila jsem tisk\u00e1rnu, tak\u017ee u\u017e si m\u016f\u017eu vesele tisknout doma.<\/p>\n<p>A vesele si \u010dtu Moni v Keni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0161echny dny byly stejn\u00fd. Dopoledne pr\u00e1ce, odpoledne vcelku nic, vypad na m\u011b na z\u00e1chod\u011b z ruli\u010dky obrovskej pavouk a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2835"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2836,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2835\/revisions\/2836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}