V\u00edte, j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m r\u00e1da ovocn\u00fd zmrzliny. P\u0159ijdu v\u017edycky ke zmrzlin\u011b a prvn\u00ed co ud\u011bl\u00e1m tak kouk\u00e1m, jestli maj\u00ed jogurtovou.\u00a0Miluju jogurtovou zmrzlinu. Tady v Trutnov\u011b na n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed ji maj\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b extraspe\u0161l nejlep\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, vm\u00edchaj\u00ed do n\u00ed tro\u0161ku vi\u0161n\u00ed (a j\u00e1 sem na vi\u0161n\u011b vole p\u0159eborn\u00edk) a prost\u011b je fakt neodolateln\u00e1. Potom kouk\u00e1m v\u017edycky po zmrzlin\u00e1ch jako je\u00a0karamel, o\u0159ech, vla\u0161skej o\u0159ech, \u0161moul\u00ed, \u010dokol\u00e1da, nugeta, vaje\u010dn\u00fd lik\u00e9r, pist\u00e1cie, smetana, pun\u010d, cookies…\u00a0a nikdy by m\u011b nenapadlo d\u00e1t si t\u0159eba jahodovou, malinovou, bor\u016fvkovou nebo tak. To je hroznej hnus. A\u010d miluju meloun a ananas, taky bych si je nedala. Ale taky v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee bych si ra\u010di dala milion jahodov\u00fdch zmrlzin, ne\u017e tu hnusnou odpornou nablit\u00ed stra\u010datelu. A \u00fapln\u011b nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm vodov\u00fd zmrzliny. To je konec. My tady t\u0159eba aspo\u0148 m\u00e1me i ty ovocn\u00fd tak n\u011bjak smetanov\u00fd, po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd… ale m\u011bla jsem kolikr\u00e1t n\u011bkde tak vodov\u00fd, \u017ee jsem to ra\u010di vyhodila. Ale kdy\u017e je fakt tot\u00e1ln\u00ed krize a j\u00e1 m\u00e1m sv\u011bt naruby, jednou za rok, tak si d\u00e1v\u00e1m ban\u00e1n nebo kiwi. Ale to je \u00fapln\u011b jednou za hrozn\u011b dlouhej \u010das. A p\u0159itom zn\u00e1m spoustu lid\u00ed, co by nepoz\u0159elo ty ‚moje‘ zmrzliny a po\u0159\u00e1d \u017eerou ovocn\u00fd i vodov\u00fd. No a hodn\u011b jich zn\u00e1m.<\/p>\n
A te\u010fka ud\u011bl\u00e1m \u017eeb\u0159\u00ed\u010dek, jak to m\u00e1m po sob\u011b, jo?<\/p>\n
1. m\u00edsto – JOGURT (NEJL\u00c9PE S VI\u0160N\u00cd) Vid\u00edte prost\u011b, sice to je s vi\u0161n\u00ed, ale je to jogurt. Jogurtov\u00e1 je nejlep\u0161\u00ed. A beru to podle trutnovsk\u00fd zmrlziny JADRAN, t\u0159eba vy n\u011bkde m\u00e1te hnusnou jogurtovou, \u017eejo. A taky je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco v\u00e1m prozrad\u00edm. J\u00e1 si zmrzlinu d\u00e1v\u00e1m\u00a0v\u017edycky\u00a0do sladk\u00fdho kornoutku. A nikdy to nejim v tom norm\u00e1lnim. A dom\u016f si kupuju tu STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE smetanovou zmrzlinu s kouskama pe\u010diva. Ale moc si to nekupuju. Ale na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed n\u011bkdo \u0161et\u0159il a t\u00fd jahody tam je m\u00e1lo. A nanuky te\u010fka projedeme. Nanuk j\u00edm jenom jeden a to\u00a0M\u00cd\u0160U. Klasickej tvarohovej M\u00ed\u0161a. Tady naopak nem\u00e1m r\u00e1da \u0161\u00edlen\u011b kr\u00e9mov\u00fd hnusn\u00fd Magnum t\u0159eba… no, tak\u017ee douf\u00e1m, \u017ee jste pochopili m\u011b a zmrzlinu. Btw zmrzlinu si d\u00e1v\u00e1m asi tak dvakr\u00e1t a\u017e p\u011btkr\u00e1t za l\u00e9to. A proto\u017ee je na \u010dase zase za\u010d\u00edt n\u011bco d\u011blat a zase p\u0159estat \u017er\u00e1t v\u00edc ne\u017e \u017er\u00e1t m\u00e1m, letos u\u017e si \u017e\u00e1dnou ned\u00e1m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" V\u00edte, j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m r\u00e1da ovocn\u00fd zmrzliny. P\u0159ijdu v\u017edycky ke zmrzlin\u011b a prvn\u00ed co ud\u011bl\u00e1m tak kouk\u00e1m, jestli maj\u00ed jogurtovou.\u00a0Miluju…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2849"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2849"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2850,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2849\/revisions\/2850"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n2. m\u00edsto – PIST\u00c1CIE
\n3. m\u00edsto KARAMEL
\n4. m\u00edsto – O\u0158ECHOV\u00c1
\n5. m\u00edsto – \u010cOKOL\u00c1DA<\/strong><\/p>\n