{"id":2870,"date":"2012-08-13T14:21:55","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T13:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2870"},"modified":"2012-08-13T14:21:55","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T13:21:55","slug":"bournemouth-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2870","title":{"rendered":"Bournemouth Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"

To jsme v\u00e1m v sobotu r\u00e1no jeli v\u0161ichni na Bournemouth Beach<\/em> se v\u00e1let na pl\u00e1\u017ei a koupat se a tak. M\u00e1me to hodinu cesty z Andoveru, parking je tam zdarma, jsou tam z\u00e1chody a st\u00e1nek s kafem a dva plav\u010d\u00edci ve v\u011b\u017ei, tak co chcete v\u00edc, \u017eejo. P\u0159ijeli jsme na pl\u00e1\u017e, vyb\u00edrali jsme si m\u00edsto, po shl\u00e9dnut\u00ed jednoho ze dvou Lifeguard\u016f<\/em> ve v\u011b\u017ei jsme m\u011bli m\u00edsto \u00fapln\u011b jasn\u00fd a zalehli jsme. Milan<\/em> se k nim mohl se sv\u00fdma \u010derven\u00fdma plavkama \u00fapln\u011b p\u0159idat XDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n

K na\u0161emu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed od mo\u0159e foukal v\u00edtr a to docela dost, tak\u017ee jsme m\u011bli p\u00edsek \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161ude a hnedka jsme pochopili, pro\u010d maj\u00ed v\u0161ichni u sv\u00fdch dek na pl\u00e1\u017ei plachty nebo takov\u00fd ty mal\u00fd „stany<\/em>„. No nevad\u00ed, slunce opalovalo, zima nebyla, latt\u00e9 m\u011bli a Mi\u010dov\u00e9 Bj\u016fkenenov\u00e9<\/em> se pokou\u0161eli surfovat na vln\u00e1ch. Tak jsme tam v\u0161ichni chr\u00e1pali na pl\u00e1\u017ei, d\u011blali kraviny a jedli ob\u011bd, co jsme si ud\u011blali. Sara mi doma dala hrozn\u011b ob\u0159\u00ed thermo ta\u0161ku pl\u00e1\u017eovou na j\u00eddlo a my jsme m\u011bly s Luci\u00ed<\/em> jen dv\u011b krabi\u010dky r\u00fd\u017ee a jablko a ban\u00e1n XDDDDDDDDDDDDD Ale zdvo\u0159ile jsme si ji p\u016fj\u010dily teda.<\/p>\n

\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"\"P\u00e1r fotek z pl\u00e1\u017ee, snad se tam b\u011bhem srpna je\u0161t\u011b dostaneme :)<\/em><\/p>\n

Ve\u010der byla omylem p\u00e1rty, za v\u0161echno m\u016f\u017ee Lucie, kter\u00e1 \u0159ekla, \u017ee jo, \u017ee jde a j\u00e1 bych byla sama chud\u00e1k doma a b\u00e1la bych se, tak jsem \u0161la taky a nem\u011bla jsem to d\u011blat<\/strong> p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. Nem\u011bla. Za prv\u00e9 nechci v\u016fbec n\u011bjak moc p\u00edt alkohol na m\u016fj zdrav\u00fd \u017eivotn\u00ed styl! Za druh\u00fd prost\u011b nev\u00edm a za t\u0159et\u00ed jsem usnula asi ve dvan\u00e1ct v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku na zemi a ty kurvy, co si \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed kamar\u00e1di po mn\u011b sk\u00e1kali a kopali do m\u011b, vid\u011bla jsem to v ned\u011bli na fotk\u00e1ch! Mimo to mi bylo r\u00e1no tak zle, \u017ee jsem do 12:30 jen le\u017eela na m\u00edst\u011b a nemohla jsem se pohnout, proto\u017ee jakmile bych se pohnula, tak bych se poblila. Po\u0159\u00e1d jsem se divila PRO\u010c<\/strong>, kdy\u017e jsem vypila tak 1\/4 fla\u0161ky vodky s d\u017eusem prost\u011b. \u017de jako divn\u00fd. Ve\u010der jsem vid\u011bla tu fla\u0161ku a vypila jsem n\u011bjak\u00fdm nedorozum\u011bn\u00edm 3\/4 fla\u0161ky a vzpomn\u011bla jsem si, \u017ee jsme byli v hospod\u011b a to\u010dili jsme tam pan\u00e1ky. Thx.<\/p>\n

\"\"wtf1<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"wtf2<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Dob\u0159e mi za\u010dalo bejt a\u017e tak v p\u011bt hodin nave\u010der a v osum jsem m\u011bla ject na Heathrow<\/a>. Dali mi na to 50 minut, stihla jsem to na minutu. Vyzved\u00e1vala jsem kamar\u00e1dku Katie<\/em>, co p\u0159ijela z Holandska, vypad\u00e1 jako \u0160v\u00e9dka a um\u00ed suprov\u011b anglicky. Cestou zp\u00e1tky se n\u00e1m n\u011bjak nepoda\u0159ilo naject tam, odkud jsme p\u0159ijely. Na termin\u00e1lu \u010dty\u0159i nebyly \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd ukazatele, tak\u017ee jsme se na 40 minut tro\u0161ku ztratily, ale dobr\u00fdm sm\u011brem dol\u016f na M3, tak\u017ee to nebylo zas tak hrozn\u00fd. Doma jsme byly asi po jeden\u00e1ct\u00fd ve\u010der. Musela jsem d\u011blat, jak mi je hrozn\u011b dob\u0159e a nebol\u00ed m\u011b hlava. Na leti\u0161ti jsem si koupila v Cost\u011b kuskus a byl TAK HNUSNEJ<\/span>, \u017ee se to nedalo za t\u0159i libry v\u016fbec \u017er\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

Posledn\u00ed noc s Lu\u010d\u00edjou.<\/p>\n

Budeme m\u00edt ob\u011b brzo narozeniny a asi si ud\u011bl\u00e1me v\u00fdlet do \u0160v\u00e9dska, uvid\u00edme je\u0161t\u011b podle cen letenek a po\u010det sobotn\u00edch babysitting\u016f. P\u0159emej\u0161l\u00edm, co si zaslou\u017e\u00edm k narozenin\u00e1m sama od sebe. V\u017edycky si kupuju n\u011bjakej d\u00e1rek prost\u011b, u\u017e x let. Letos by m\u011b m\u016fj d\u00e1rek vy\u0161el jenom asi na 600 – 700 CZK, by \u0161lo, ne? Mimo to v\u0161echno mi nefunguje skoro m\u016fj notebook a v\u010dera krachnul i z\u00e1lo\u017en\u00ed malej notebook. Te\u010fka p\u00ed\u0161u z velk\u00fdho a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee to p\u0159e\u017eije je\u0161t\u011b. Na cest\u011b baterka, nab\u00edje\u010dka a \u010dek\u00e1 n\u00e1s<\/em> p\u0159einstalov\u00e1n\u00ed syst\u00e9mu.<\/p>\n

Fl\u00e1k\u00e1m b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00ed, fl\u00e1k\u00e1m b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00ed! Fuj.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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