{"id":2882,"date":"2010-06-29T22:06:31","date_gmt":"2010-06-29T21:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2882"},"modified":"2012-08-13T15:19:39","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T14:19:39","slug":"banany-vsude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2882","title":{"rendered":"Ban\u00e1ny v\u0161ude."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Proto\u017ee sem v\u010dera v noci plakala, dneska r\u00e1no jsem m\u011bla kr\u00e1sn\u011b napuchl\u00fd v\u00ed\u010dka. Chladila jsem to r\u00e1no \u010d\u00edm se dalo, ale nic nepom\u00e1halo a tak jsem dala asi 10 vrstev\u00a0Garnier Roll On\u00a0a stejn\u011b jsem vypadala jak kokot. A m\u00e1m na to d\u016fkazy&#8230; poprv\u00fd r\u00e1no do nov\u00fd pr\u00e1ce. Tro\u0161ku nervy, jak to bude&#8230; ve m\u011bst\u011b m\u011b \u0161\u00edlen\u011b rozbolela hlava, vypadala sem \u017ee um\u00edr\u00e1m a tak. \u0160la jsem do l\u00e9k\u00e1rny a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m pan\u00ed, \u017ee chci\u00a0Ibalgin\u00a0a nic v\u00edc. A pan\u00ed se na m\u011b pod\u00edvala a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee mi k tomu donese trochu vody. Tak bezva. Tak jsem si prvn\u00ed dala p\u0159\u00edmo v l\u00e9k\u00e1rn\u011b. P\u0159i\u0161la jsem do kancel\u00e1\u0159e. Tak j\u00e1 v\u00e1m to \u0159eknu te\u010fka jo. Jsem na zku\u0161ebn\u00ed dob\u011b v jedn\u00fd nejmenovan\u00fdrealitn\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159i\u00a0a budu prod\u00e1vat bar\u00e1\u010dky a byty a vzala jsem si na starost \u00fa\u0159edn\u00ed v\u011bci, poji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed a taky budu men\u0161\u00ed di\u00e1\u0159, abych si tro\u0161ku \u0161plhla u \u0161\u00e9fov\u00fd. Hnedka dneska jsem za\u010dala makat. Musela jsem hledat nov\u00fd servery, kam bychom mohli d\u00e1t inzer\u00e1t. Na\u0161la jsem auk\u010dn\u00ed server na nemovitosti, ihned v\u0161echno zjistila, jak co funguje, pak byl probl\u00e9m, \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1 mi p\u016fj\u010dila sv\u016fj iphone a j\u00e1 jsem musela prvn\u00ed hodinu v pr\u00e1ci hnedka volat m\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem + jm\u00e9nem realitky! No jako! Zvl\u00e1dnuto v po\u0159\u00e1dku, registrace realitky na serveru v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Pak jsem d\u011blala smlouvu o pron\u00e1jmu domu. V\u0161echno v po\u0159\u00e1dku op\u011bt, vyhledala jse &#8218;chyby&#8216; ve smlouv\u011b, proto\u017ee jsem p\u0159episovala tro\u0161ku jinou a prost\u011b si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jsem se uvedla jako SCHOPNA t\u00e9to pr\u00e1ce. Tak uvid\u00edme.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2883\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr1.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2884\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr2.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr2-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><em>P\u0159i\u0161la jsem dom\u016f a za\u010dala si balit v\u011bci.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u010clov\u011bk ny ne\u0159ek, kolik toho kurva m\u00e1. Myslela jsem si naivn\u011b, jak d\u00e1m v\u0161echno do t\u011bch krabic, co m\u00e1m, ale nevyjdou mi. Tak si d\u00e1m hadry n\u011bkam mimo pak a pojedu si znova pro zbytek. V\u016fbec m\u011b to nebav\u00ed a byla jsem zoufal\u00e1 \u00fapln\u011b&#8230; takov\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed ty vole, v\u0161ude, achjo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2885\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr3.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr3-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><em>Fotka je\u0161t\u011b od B\u00e1rbu\u0161ky. D\u00e1v\u00e1m ji sem proto, proto\u017ee tam stoj\u00edm bl\u00edzko svoj\u00ed nov\u00fd pr\u00e1ce XDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2887\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr41.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"627\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr41.jpg 470w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/29_06_2010_cr41-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><em>A kousek od kancel\u00e1\u0159e m\u00e1m Asia Fast Food, tak\u017ee he\u010d. Jasn\u00e1 volba ob\u010dasn\u00fdch ob\u011bd\u016f, Peking Soup, juhuhu. M\u00e1m tro\u0161ku tlus\u010d\u00ed no\u017ei\u010dky no a co XDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Proto\u017ee sem v\u010dera v noci plakala, dneska r\u00e1no jsem m\u011bla kr\u00e1sn\u011b napuchl\u00fd v\u00ed\u010dka. Chladila jsem to r\u00e1no \u010d\u00edm se&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2882"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2882"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2888,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2882\/revisions\/2888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}