{"id":2957,"date":"2010-06-09T18:39:30","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T17:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2957"},"modified":"2012-08-13T16:28:59","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T15:28:59","slug":"needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=2957","title":{"rendered":"Needs."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V mym okol\u00ed prost\u011b nikdo neum\u00ed fotit hezk\u00fd fotky. Co si nevyfotim sama, kdy\u017e pot\u0159ebuju, tak nemam. A j\u00e1 bych tak r\u00e1da p\u00f3zovala n\u011bjak\u00fd kamar\u00e1dce t\u0159eba po\u0159\u00e1d, hr\u00e1la bych si s tim pak v photoshopu a vytv\u00e1\u0159ela divn\u00fd v\u011bci, co by se mi l\u00edbily&#8230; jen\u017ee j\u00e1 prost\u011b nikoho nem\u00e1m. V\u0161ichni v\u00e1s vyfot\u011bj tak, jak jim d\u00e1te fo\u0165\u00e1k do ruky. Tak\u017ee bu\u010f z d\u00e1lky nebo moc zbl\u00edzka a taky si tam n\u011bkdy daj jen tak z prdele t\u0159eba zoom. WTF. P\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m, \u017ee nejsem n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e1. Fakt si pak v\u0161echno ud\u011bl\u00e1m v PS sama, kdy\u017e budu cht\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00fd retro barvy a tak. Ale v\u0161ichn v\u00e1s tady vyfot\u011bj tak, \u017ee nem\u00e1te nohy dole a tak. Ano, na prvn\u00ed fotce tady te\u010fka tam taky nejsou, ale ta fotka vypad\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1d p\u011bkn\u011b, tak a\u0165 tam nejsou&#8230; ch\u00e1pete m\u011b n\u011bkdo prosimv\u00e1s? Ta budova, jak je za n\u00ed. Par\u00e1da. Vpravou kousek nen\u00ed. V\u0161echno takov\u00fd &#8218;jak m\u00e1 bejt&#8217;&#8230; j\u00e1 bych byla m\u00e1zl\u00e1, v rohu by bylo kus plastov\u00fd \u017eidle, a tak d\u00e1le&#8230; prost\u011b nem\u00e1m nikoho, kdo by m\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u011b p\u011bkn\u011b vyfotil. Kdo vid\u00ed v tom VELKYM ok\u00fdnku, \u017ee tam nen\u00ed n\u011bco ok a posune se MALI\u010cKO&#8230; kdo vid\u00ed, \u017ee tam \u010dlov\u011bk m\u00e1 t\u0159eba tlustou ruku nebo tlustou jednu nohu, jako\u017ee jednu bl\u00ed\u017e a jednu d\u00e1l, no v\u00edte jak to pak vypad\u00e1&#8230; ne\u0159ekne v\u00e1m nikdo nic a fot\u00ed a je mu \u00fapln\u011b jedno co tam je a \u017ee vy to nikdy nepou\u017eijete&#8230; proto\u017ee nem\u016f\u017eete. I kdy\u017e byste r\u00e1di m\u011bli ob\u010das svoje p\u011bkn\u00fd fotky n\u011bjak\u00fd a ne jen po\u0159\u00e1d ostatn\u00edch&#8230; j\u00e1 NE\u0158IK\u00c1M \u017ee umim fotit, ale takov\u00fdto nevimco prost\u011b \u010dlov\u011bk vid\u00ed. Fotka pod t\u00edmhle \u010dl\u00e1nkem s n\u00e1zvem\u00a0<strong>Andrej\u00ednina megasp\u00e1len\u00e1 ruka<\/strong>.\u00a0Tak\u00a0naschv\u00e1l tam nem\u00e1 ani kousek obli\u010deje, ani bradu ani nic, proto\u017ee prost\u011b se netv\u00e1\u0159ila zrovna nejl\u00edp a pro\u010d tim kazit fotku. P\u016flka nohy, j\u00e1 nechci \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee m\u00e1 tlust\u00fd lejtko, ale to lejtko by tam tlust\u00fd vypadalo prost\u011b&#8230; m\u011b kdyby kdokoli vyfotil, m\u00e1m tam dv\u011b brady, lejtko, v\u0161echno \u0161patn\u011b&#8230; dhfdsfdsgfdsfdegbvatfgd. A proto, proto zvu B\u00e1rb sem a pohost\u00edm j\u00ed klidn\u011b celej vejkend, ale budeme fotit. XDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V mym okol\u00ed prost\u011b nikdo neum\u00ed fotit hezk\u00fd fotky. Co si nevyfotim sama, kdy\u017e pot\u0159ebuju, tak nemam. 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