{"id":3014,"date":"2010-05-11T15:41:52","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T14:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3014"},"modified":"2012-08-13T17:14:47","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T16:14:47","slug":"energy-drink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3014","title":{"rendered":"Energy Drink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Co dneska? Dneska skoro nic. V\u010dera jsem byla ve\u010der domlouvat sch\u016fzky tady v okol\u00ed a kolega byl domlouvat zas jinde, abychom m\u011bli v\u00edc sch\u016fzek na t\u00fdden. Dr\u017eela jsem v ruce 10 pap\u00edr\u016f na Svobodu nad \u00dapou a u dev\u00edti lid\u00ed jsem se nedozvonila. Posledn\u00ed, des\u00e1t\u00e1 pan\u00ed mi otev\u0159ela, \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b jsem domluvila sch\u016fzku a dneska tam kolega ud\u011blal takovu men\u0161\u00ed chybku sch\u016fzky r\u00e1no \u017ee XDDDDD. Ale on to nev\u011bd\u011bl chud\u00e1k prost\u011b, p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b se pou\u010d\u00ed prej a pak budeme u\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b teda oba bohat\u00ed XDDD. Moje strategie toti\u017e nikdy neselhala, je\u0161t\u011b za dob, kdy jsem pracovala sama a smutnila jsem z jin\u00fdch ne\u00fasp\u011bch\u016f. A proto\u017ee chci tot\u00e1ln\u011b vykoupitFOREVER21, 20 items mi sta\u010dit asi ani nebude, jdu do toho po hlav\u011b, ka\u017edej tro\u0161ku voln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ve\u010der budu jezdit domlouvat sch\u016fzky, sch\u016fzky a sch\u016fzky a jebu PPZtko. Tak. A i on bude domlouvat. A budeme jich m\u00edt 2x tolik, co bychom m\u011bli norm\u00e1ln\u011b \u017e\u00e9. A pojedeme na vejlet do Francie. A j\u00e1 v\u00e1m po\u0161lu pohledy. Ale nejd\u0159\u00edv splat\u00edm dluhy, proto\u017ee zase nejsem idiot jako. No mo\u017en\u00e1 trochu jo :)<\/p>\n<p>Prost\u011b o co jsme my dva hor\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ostatn\u00ed kolegov\u00e9, co jsou na p\u0159edn\u00edch p\u0159\u00ed\u010dk\u00e1ch \u017eeb\u0159\u00ed\u010dk\u016f? O co? O nic, proto\u017ee my jsme hnedka prvn\u00ed dva t\u00fddny co jsme spolu d\u011blali dok\u00e1zali tolik, co oni dok\u00e1\u017eou a\u017e te\u010fka, po X letech v poji\u0161\u0165ovn\u011b&#8230; a my jich budeme prost\u011b konkurenc\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>My budeme jezdit prost\u011b na ty ve\u010d\u00edrky pro nejlep\u0161\u00ed pracovn\u00edky. MY. My, s jedinou sm\u016flou, \u017ee lidi nejsou doma, kdy\u017e domlouv\u00e1me sch\u016fzky. Panebo\u017ee, m\u016f\u017eete bejt prosimv\u00e1s doma? XDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Dnes jsem m\u011bla poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b zv\u011b\u0159inu. Fajn ne, kdy\u017e bydlim na vesnici, vokolo lesy, d\u011bda myslivec, v\u0161ichni myslivci, doma po\u0159\u00e1d \u0148\u00e1k\u00fd jeleni. Tak jsem m\u011bla pan\u00ed jelenovou. Pan\u00ed la\u0148. A ve v\u00fdsledku, a\u010d luxusn\u011b upe\u010den\u00e9 maso od moj\u00ed mati\u010dky, mi to nechutnalo. Za prv\u00e9 to smrd\u00ed, jak \u0159ekla\u00a0Phere,\u00a0t\u00edm co to \u017eere, je to nas\u00e1kl\u00fd doup\u011btem a pi\u017emem zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00edm&#8230; a j\u00e1 bych doplnila je\u0161t\u011b to, \u017ee to je n\u011bco mezi\u00a0hov\u011bz\u00edm, ledn\u00edm medv\u011bdem, bizonem a opic\u00ed. Mimochodem bizona lze opravdu zakoupit a to v Makru. Hnedka za t\u00edm divn\u00fdm ko\u0148sk\u00fdm hn\u011bd\u00fdm mra\u017een\u00fdm masem, k\u0159epelkama bez hlavy, holoub\u00e1tkama a ko\u010dkama, psama, hadama a tak. A za druh\u00fd nev\u00edm. Ale sn\u011bdla jsem to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V Trutnov\u011b prej otev\u0159eli novou \u010d\u00ednskou restauraci. Je\u0161t\u011b jsem tam nebyla, pozor. Naprav\u00edm co nejd\u0159\u00edve, ale nudl\u00edm z\u00a0HONG KONG IMBIS BISTRA\u00a0se nevyrovn\u00e1 nic \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdho. Asi proto, \u017ee tam d\u011blaj\u00ed ty japonsk\u00fd placat\u00fd siln\u00fd nudle XDDDDDDDDDDDDD No\u00a0Hughhh\u00a0by mohl pov\u00eddat&#8230;\u00a0B\u00e1rb\u00a0vole nech\u00e1 doma, jenom, abych se to nedozv\u011bd\u011bla a s\u00e1m si je tam \u017eere XDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>No. Cht\u011bla bych napsat a poslat n\u011bco\u00a0\u00c4vchence. Kdy j\u00e1 se k tomu dokopu, nev\u00edm. Nev\u00edm nic, t\u011b\u0161\u00edm se dneska na spinning, t\u011b\u0161ila bych se na brusle, kdyby bylo sucho. T\u011b\u0161\u00edm se v p\u00e1tek na fotbalovej tr\u00e9nink sLubo\u0161em\u00a0a o hodinu pozd\u011bji na softballovej tr\u00e9nink XDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>T\u011b\u0161\u00edm se, a\u017e se d\u00e1 sv\u011bt zase dohromady. A\u017e j\u00e1 budu j\u00e1. A\u017e zas budu \u0159\u00edkat, jak nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm s\u00fdr. A\u017e vykoup\u00edmForever21. A\u017e si zajedu do Lond\u00fdna pro LUSH. A\u017e budu huben\u00e1. A\u017e budu m\u00edt novej piercing. A\u017e mi narostou vlasy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Co dneska? Dneska skoro nic. 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