{"id":3038,"date":"2010-05-03T10:52:40","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T09:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3038"},"modified":"2012-08-13T17:39:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T16:39:00","slug":"debilni-slozenky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3038","title":{"rendered":"Debiln\u00ed slo\u017eenky"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ne\u017e jsem za\u010dala ps\u00e1t, tak si beru kapesn\u00edk a jdu smrkat a vysmrkala jsem asi p\u016fl litru krve a to se mi nikdy nestalo, asi m\u00e1m zmatenou menstruaci XDDDDD Dneska jsem si koupila dal\u0161\u00ed dva ananasy, Lu\u010dinu na kter\u00fd sn\u00edda\u0148ov\u011b uj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm a n\u011bjak\u00fd v\u00edcezrnn\u00fd pe\u010divo. Sn\u00eddala jsem a\u017e v deset n\u011bkde, tak ob\u011bdovat budu asi d\u00fdl nebo v\u016fbec, proto\u017ee odpoledne jdu do pr\u00e1ce a u\u017e se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm. M\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00fd nov\u00fd c\u00edle toti\u017e XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.<\/p>\n

Na to, kolik lid\u00ed se p\u0159ihl\u00e1silo do ‚Story of May Day‘ jsem jich moc nevid\u011bla zat\u00edm. P\u0159itom mo\u017enost pojmout to r\u016fzn\u011b je kr\u00e1sn\u00e1, ne? Tak\u017ee v\u0161echny zaj\u00edmaj\u00ed i n\u011bjak\u00fd va\u0161e p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy.<\/p>\n

Nenapsala jsem o \u010carod\u011bjnic\u00edch. U n\u00e1s tady v\u0161ude se to slav\u00ed ve velk\u00fdm a ka\u017edej to m\u00e1 r\u00e1d. V\u0161ude jsou ohn\u011b, pivo a p\u00e1rky. Ka\u017edej opejk\u00e1 p\u00e1rky prost\u011b u des\u00edtek malejch ohn\u00ed\u010dk\u016f, ka\u017edej m\u00e1 prop\u00e1len\u00fd bundy od l\u00edtaj\u00edc\u00edch kousk\u016f a ka\u017edej pak p\u00e1chne kou\u0159em. Letos se dokonce pilot letadla shazuj\u00edc\u00edch bonb\u00f3ny na h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b sna\u017eil opakovan\u011b zab\u00edt v\u0161echny mladobuck\u00e9 d\u011bti, kdy\u017e sem mu to minul\u00fd rok nepovedlo shozen\u00edm bonb\u00f3n\u016f na koleje. Letos je shodil v\u0161echny na hlavn\u00edho ohn\u011b a okoln\u00edch ohn\u00ed\u010dk\u016f na opejk\u00e1n\u00ed p\u00e1rk\u016f a v\u0161echny d\u011bti se tam rozb\u011bhly, matky je nest\u00edhaly sb\u00edrat a dr\u017eet a hl\u00eddat. Pak m\u011bjte 4 d\u011bti a b\u011b\u017ete na \u010darodky. M\u00e1te jistotu, \u017ee minim\u00e1ln\u011b o dv\u011b p\u0159ijdete XDDDDDDD. Co p\u0159ijde p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok?<\/p>\n

Zeza\u010d\u00e1tku jsem se v\u016fbec nebavila a F m\u011b mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b hrozn\u011b sral u\u017e od ve\u010dera. Necht\u011bla jsem ani p\u00edt. V b\u00e1glu dvoulitrov\u00e1 fla\u0161ka b\u00edl\u00fdho sladk\u00fdho M\u00fcllera a 7UPu. Dala jsem tu fla\u0161ku\u00a0Andreje\u00a0a \u0161la jsem dom\u016f. Jsem hnusn\u00e1 a zl\u00e1, vyt\u00e1hnu ji na \u010darodky a pak jdu dom\u016f. Se div\u00edm, \u017ee se semnou kamar\u00e1d\u00ed. Ale proto\u017ee doma to nem\u011blo smysl v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e tam, tak jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee se opiju. Volala jsem j\u00ed. Odpustila mi to. \u0160la mi naproti s nalitou skleni\u010dkou v\u00edna XDDDDDD. Stihla jsem se op\u00edt asi za dv\u011b hodiny. Sed\u011bly jsme na st\u0159\u00edda\u010dce, pov\u00eddaly jsme si a nikdo n\u00e1s moc nezaj\u00edmal. Pak nechala K\u00e1t\u011b zahr\u00e1t n\u011bjakou p\u00edsni\u010dku u m\u00edstn\u00ed kapely a pak u\u017e si nic nepamatuju, proto\u017ee jsem na to v\u00edno za\u010dala p\u00edt pivo a konec.\u00a0Andrej\u00edn\u011b\u00a0bylo docela blb\u011b, proto\u017ee jak jsem ode\u0161la, tak pila na \u017eal, \u017ee tam nejsem a klopila to do sebe jak debil XDDDD. Tak jsem j\u00ed \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee se p\u016fjdeme proj\u00edt, opustily sme davy lid\u00ed a \u0161ly pomalu k n\u00e1m, kde sme ztroskotaly na lavi\u010dce p\u0159ed na\u0161im oknem a ona 15 minut koktala do telefonu\u00a0Vlast\u00edkoj, aby pro ni p\u0159ijel, ale \u017ee nev\u00ed, kde je XDDDDDD V\u016fbec nev\u00edm kolik bylo. Dv\u011b teprv? \u0160la jsem do sprchy a usnula jsem pak hnedka.<\/p>\n

F mi r\u00e1no \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee se na m\u011b nezlob\u00ed, \u017ee jsem se \u0161la op\u00edt a hrozn\u011b se tlemil. Odpoledne jsem za\u017eila p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ernej fotbal v Mostku, takovej t\u00fdm idiot\u016f jsem snad krom\u011b ACS nikdy nevid\u011bla XDDDD. Od prvn\u00ed minuty se mezi sebou h\u00e1dali, sprost\u011b hrozn\u011b si nad\u00e1vali, p\u0159i ka\u017ed\u00fdm faulu m\u011bli v\u0161ichni zlomen\u00fd nohy a pot\u0159ebovali nos\u00edtka, vy\u0159vali si penalty t\u00edmhle… no mazec. No hr\u016fza. No Mostek prost\u011b, si pamatujte, kdyby u v\u00e1s n\u011bkde n\u011bkdy hr\u00e1li, \u017ee to jsou hrozn\u00fd buzny XDDDDDDD.<\/p>\n

Ud\u011blali jsme si pak ku\u0159ec\u00ed steh\u00fdnka a bramborovou ka\u0161i a zbytek v\u00edte ze\u00a0Story of May Day\u00a0XDDD. Po dl\u00f3\u00f3\u00f3uh\u00fd dob\u011b jsem na\u0161la m\u016fj meloun :)<\/p>\n

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