{"id":3060,"date":"2010-04-27T23:30:44","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T22:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3060"},"modified":"2012-08-13T17:48:35","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T16:48:35","slug":"polem-nepolem-lesem-nelesem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3060","title":{"rendered":"Polem nepolem, lesem nelesem."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>V\u00edte, my v\u017edycky jezd\u00edme s kolegou d\u011bsnejma zkratkama lesem, polem, potokem, rybn\u00edkem, skrz ploty a tak XDDDDDD. A dneska jsem v sob\u011b znovuobjevila m\u016fj strach z lesU (XDDDDDDD). Prost\u011b my jedeme asi n\u011bjak po dev\u00e1t\u00fd okolo ohrady, kde mejvaj jeleny, tak on zastav\u00ed, \u017ee mi je uk\u00e1\u017ee a j\u00e1 psycho najednou, a\u0165 jede, a\u0165 hlavn\u011b nezastavuje, a\u0165 jede&#8230; na zvracen\u00ed mi bylo \u00fapln\u011b hrozn\u011b, bu\u0161ilo mi srdce. I ve dne z toho m\u00e1m panickou hr\u016fzu. Jsem myslela \u017ee se zbl\u00e1znim. Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee bydlim v Buk\u00e1ch a nikde v okol\u00ed nejsou lesy, jen sam\u00fd centra, ach\u2665. No. J\u00e1 v\u00e1m klidn\u011b p\u016fjdu o p\u016flnoci za \u00fapl\u0148ku i ne\u00fapl\u0148ku na h\u0159bitov, sama, projdu ho, na hrob si sednu, po\u010dk\u00e1m na v\u00e1s tam. Ale ne do lesU! NE, ani ve dne tam nep\u016fjdu. Ne prost\u011b ne, ne ne.<\/div>\n<div>A je\u0161t\u011b jeden bonus. V\u010dera sem si r\u00e1no umyla vlasy a cht\u011bla jsem si je vyf\u00e9novat a nedok\u00e1zala jsem bejt v koupeln\u011b. Nemohla jsem tam bejt, m\u011bla sem \u0161\u00edlenej strach tam bejt, cht\u011blo se mi bre\u010det, v\u0161echno. Tak jsem se f\u00e9novala v kuchyni prost\u011b. Nev\u00edm vi\u010f.<\/p>\n<p>Ale ka\u017edej m\u00e1 n\u011bco, \u010deho se boj\u00ed ne? Ne \u0161t\u00edt\u00ed&#8230; ale BOJ\u00cd prost\u011b. Ani klauni a panenky velk\u00fd mi nejsou sympatick\u00fd. A boj\u00edm se i tro\u0161ku soch na hrobech, ale jdu tam 545841036x rad\u0161i, ne\u017e do lesU&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00fd v\u00fdraz z t\u011bchto ud\u00e1lost\u00ed zde:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3061\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_05_2010_cr11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_05_2010_cr11.jpg 260w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/27_05_2010_cr11-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 260px) 100vw, 260px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00edte, my v\u017edycky jezd\u00edme s kolegou d\u011bsnejma zkratkama lesem, polem, potokem, rybn\u00edkem, skrz ploty a tak XDDDDDD. A dneska&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3060"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3062,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060\/revisions\/3062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}