{"id":3070,"date":"2010-04-21T17:56:15","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T16:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3070"},"modified":"2012-08-13T17:58:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T16:58:18","slug":"den-kreten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3070","title":{"rendered":"Den kret\u00e9n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1me tady novej layout ano. Byl hrozn\u011b slo\u017eitej. R\u00e1no jsem m\u011bla j\u00edt ke kade\u0159nici. M\u00e1m to proklet\u00fd hrozn\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fd tohle. V 8.00 jsem tam m\u011bla bejt vi\u010f. V 7.45 u\u017e vol\u00e1m kamar\u00e1doj, \u017ee nestartuje auto, baterka v \u0159iti. Chud\u00e1k spal, p\u0159ijel ale asi za 2 minuty prost\u011b, roztla\u010dil m\u011b a dobr\u00fd. V Trutnov\u011b si na n\u00e1mku kupuju parkovac\u00ed l\u00edstek za 25 CZK na hodinu, jak sp\u011bch\u00e1m, hod\u00edm ho na palubku. No nezajede ty vole n\u011bkam do \u00fatrob vozidla? XDDDDDDDD Tak super, nem\u00e1m l\u00edstek, za chv\u00edli vyjedou 156tky, kter\u00fdm pak \u0159eknu, \u017ee mi klidn\u011b m\u016f\u017eou rozebrat auto, ale \u017ee ten l\u00edstek m\u00e1m. Jdu ke kade\u0159nici. Tam se dozv\u00edm zpr\u00e1vu, je\u017e mi trhala srdce cel\u00fd dv\u011b hodiny. Dvacet centimetr\u016f vlas\u016f m\u00e1m pry\u010d a je to fakt s\u00edla je nem\u00edt. Se \u010de\u0161ete, jste zvykl\u00ed to t\u00e1hnout a\u017e skoro k prdeli, nejste ani u lopatek a u\u017e v\u00e1m h\u0159eben vyjede z vlas\u016f. No p\u0159edstavte si to jako. Tak\u017ee u\u017e nem\u00e1m ty sexy dlouh\u00fd bo\u017esk\u00fd vlasy, co ste mi tak z\u00e1vid\u011bli, ale moment\u00e1ln\u011b mi to je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc slu\u0161\u00ed k tomu m\u00fdmu zhubnut\u00fdmu obli\u010deji o sedm kilogram\u016f, tak\u017ee si na m\u011b stejn\u011b nep\u0159ijdete! (Neplat\u00ed pro Carrie a Moniskku). Vylezu ven a jedu na n\u00e1mko ke knihkupectv\u00ed, kde m\u00e1m asi m\u011bs\u00edc objednan\u00fd dv\u011b kn\u00ed\u017eky (ne\u00famysln\u011b ste m\u011b ukecaly na Francouzky v\u00edte) a kdy\u017e jdu do auta a chci nastartovat, tak zas nic. Tak je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee m\u00e1m m\u00fdho Ji\u0159ika, kterej u m\u011b byl asi za 4 minuty se startovac\u00edma kabelama. \u017de m\u00e1m nejhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kamar\u00e1dy, \u017eejo. Nemocn\u00e1 jsem po\u0159\u00e1d stejn\u011b, ale m\u016f\u017ee za to ten prach ze sopky si myslim. Ale u\u017e to m\u00e1m r\u00fdmov\u011b tro\u0161ku lep\u0161\u00ed asi. Ka\u0161el hor\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3072\" title=\"Opravdu dvacet centimetr\u016f vlas\u016f\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_05_2010_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/>Ona mi to ani necht\u011bla tak ost\u0159\u00edhat XDDDDDDDD. Prej jestli si d\u011bl\u00e1m srandu, \u017ee  jsem si v\u017edycky zakl\u00e1dala na hrozn\u011b dlouh\u00fdch. Tohle je lep\u0161\u00ed. V tenhle moment.  Pohodln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Uvid\u00edme, co bude d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u00e1me tady novej layout ano. Byl hrozn\u011b slo\u017eitej. R\u00e1no jsem m\u011bla j\u00edt ke kade\u0159nici. M\u00e1m to proklet\u00fd hrozn\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fd&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3070"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3073,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3070\/revisions\/3073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}