{"id":3091,"date":"2010-04-20T21:04:40","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T20:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3091"},"modified":"2012-08-14T21:09:06","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T20:09:06","slug":"dovolena-jedna-a-dovolena-dve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3091","title":{"rendered":"Dovolen\u00e1 jedna a dovolen\u00e1 dv\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Tak\u017ee. Ka\u017edou chv\u00edli v\u00e1s n\u011bkdo zklame sv\u00fdm n\u00e1zorem, o n\u011bm\u017e ten \u010dlov\u011bk s\u00e1m ani moc nev\u00ed, ale jak je te\u010fka modern\u00ed bejt hrozn\u011b chytrej a v\u011bd\u011bt v\u0161echno \u00fapln\u011b o v\u0161em a o v\u0161ech, tak se to prost\u011b st\u00e1v\u00e1. Pousm\u011bjeme se nad t\u00edm, \u0159ekneme si pro sebe to, co si pro sebe \u0159ekneme a \u017eivot jde d\u00e1l, ud\u011bl\u00e1me si dal\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1rku (jenom jako) a pak na to zapomeneme \u00fapln\u011b.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Jsem nemocn\u00e1 hrozn\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem. M\u00e1m: ch\u0159ipku, prase\u010d\u00ed ch\u0159ipku, st\u0159evn\u00ed ch\u0159ipku, pta\u010d\u00ed ch\u0159ipku, r\u00fdmu, ka\u0161el dr\u00e1\u017ediv\u00fd, ka\u0161el such\u00fd, ka\u0161el \u010dern\u00fd, hn\u011bd\u00fd, modr\u00fd, \u010derven\u00fd, ang\u00ednu, chrapot, z\u00e1n\u011bt pr\u016fdu\u0161ek, z\u00e1n\u011bt nosohltanu (pharyngitis acuta), z\u00e1n\u011bt dutin a bol\u00ed m\u011b holenn\u00ed kost, proto\u017ee jsem se do n\u00ed mrdla venku o plechov\u00fd v\u011btr\u00e1n\u00ed sklep\u016f. A \u0159eknu v\u00e1m, nic moc bejt takhle nemocn\u00e1 jako prase. V teplot\u00e1ch po\u0159\u00e1d le\u017e\u00edm, pracovat u toho mus\u00edm&#8230; n\u00e9 jako v le\u017ee, ale norm\u00e1ln\u011b u lid\u00ed. V\u010dera jsem m\u011bla nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1chvat ka\u0161le na sv\u011bt\u011b, kdy jsem fakt p\u0159est\u00e1vala dejchat a v\u016fbec takhle no. Zrovna, kdy\u017e venku u\u017e nen\u00ed zima a d\u00e1 se to, tak j\u00e1 mus\u00edm \u017e\u00edt v takov\u00fdmhle neboh\u00fdm stavu. Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee zas pak nebudu dlouho nemocn\u00e1. Beztak to m\u00e1m z toho fotbalu v pond\u011bl\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">T\u0159et\u00ed odstavec v\u011bnuju st\u011b\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed si na svoje vlasy. Prost\u011b. J\u00e1 je mus\u00edm m\u00edt \u010dasto barven\u00fd, proto\u017ee jak si je po\u0159\u00e1d upravuju, tup\u00edruju a v\u0161echno s n\u011bma d\u011bl\u00e1m, tak kdy\u017e nejsou naho\u0159e obarven\u00fd, tak s nima NIC nejde. V \u00fanoru jsem nem\u011bla v\u016fbec \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd pen\u00edze, tak jsem tam poslala zn\u00e1mou m\u00edsto m\u011b. Te\u010fka m\u011b to \u010dek\u00e1 zejtra &lt;333. Po\u0159\u00e1d sem \u0159\u00edkala, ost\u0159\u00edhej to aspo\u0148 o 15 cm, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 to m\u00e1m fakt d\u011bsn\u00fd. M\u00e1m je tak dlouh\u00fd, \u017ee se tak cuchaj. Nejdou roz\u010desat, nejde nic. Ale asi to je\u0161t\u011b te\u010fka nech\u00e1m bejt, objedn\u00e1m se na \u010dervenec a rozmysl\u00edm se na t\u011bch 15 &#8211; 20 cm. \u0160lo by d\u011blat v\u00edc \u00fa\u010des\u016f a j\u00e1 jako mistr \u00fa\u010des\u016f bych se v tom vy\u017eila si myslim. \u0160ly by l\u00edp natup\u00edrovat, v\u0161echno by bylo jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed, ale nezakryla bych s nima prsa pak, tak se prost\u011b rozme\u0161jlim. A slu\u0161elo by mi to v\u00edte. A lep\u0161\u00ed jednou ost\u0159\u00edhat (voni si odpo\u010dnou) ne\u017e pak nem\u00edt \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd t\u0159eba&#8230;<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">\u010ctvrt\u00fd bude o dovolen\u00e9. Ano, my te\u010fka budeme \u0161\u00edlen\u011b hrozn\u011b makat, ale fakt \u0161\u00edlen\u011b, abychom prost\u011b se dostali na n\u011bjak\u00fd ur\u010dit\u00fd produkce a t\u00edm p\u00e1dem i pen\u00edze, kter\u00fd nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebujeme&#8230; v srpnu pojedu pod stan a prochlast\u00e1m tam tejden a to chce n\u011bjak\u00fdch p\u00e1r tis\u00edc a n\u011bkdy mezi \u0159\u00edjnem a prosincem bych cht\u011bla do Egypta se zase pod\u00edvat, u\u017e\u00edt si jejich luxusn\u00edch hotel\u016f, kde se o v\u00e1s staraj\u00ed a k tomu pot\u0159ebuju jako\u017ee asi 40 tis\u00edc, tak\u017ee ch\u00e1pete XDDDDDDDDDDD. Moje po\u017eadavky jsou \u00fapln\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u00ed. 4 &#8211; 5 hv\u011bzdi\u010dek \u00fapln\u011b p\u0159\u00edmo na pl\u00e1\u017ei, obrovskej baz\u00e9n, co nejmen\u0161\u00ed a nejm\u00e9n\u011b praktickej baz\u00e9nek pro d\u011bti, abych jich tam bylo co nejm\u00ed\u0148 a WIFI FREE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. N\u00e9 tak zas jako to bejt nemus\u00ed. Do mo\u0159e se stejn\u011b bojim, ale kdybych n\u00e1hodou \u0161la, tak abych to m\u011bla bl\u00edzko na hajzl XDDDDDDDD. Ale na\u0161et\u0159it si tolik pen\u011bz za tak kr\u00e1tkej \u010das stejn\u011b asi nejde (MUS\u00cd TO J\u00cdT VOLE!) a pak&#8230; t\u0159eba nebude s k\u00fdm let\u011bt. A jen tak s n\u011bk\u00fdm nechci, to bych byla rad\u0161i, kdybych jela \u00fapln\u011b sama zas. Si hrozn\u011b vysta\u010d\u00edm XDDDDDD. Tak ahoj.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak\u017ee. Ka\u017edou chv\u00edli v\u00e1s n\u011bkdo zklame sv\u00fdm n\u00e1zorem, o n\u011bm\u017e ten \u010dlov\u011bk s\u00e1m ani moc nev\u00ed, ale jak je&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3091"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3095,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions\/3095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}