{"id":3096,"date":"2010-04-14T21:09:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T20:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3096"},"modified":"2012-08-14T21:10:28","modified_gmt":"2012-08-14T20:10:28","slug":"protoze-jsem-taky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3096","title":{"rendered":"Proto\u017ee jsem taky"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Dneska od r\u00e1na uk\u00e1zkov\u011b zdrav\u011b kr\u00e1sn\u011b j\u00edm, proto\u017ee jsem byla v\u010dera \u010du\u0148as a sn\u00eddala jsem McChicken XDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Ale zas jako jsem ob\u011bdovala jen p\u016flku poorce bio\u0161paget a ve\u010de\u0159ela jsem p\u0159esn\u00edd\u00e1vku. Ale dneska r\u00e1no teda cornflakes, jogurt, \u010daj a sva\u010dit budu zase jogurt a ob\u011bdovat nev\u00edmco budu. Ale pot\u0159ebuju zase hnout s v\u00e1hou a u\u017e tam chci m\u00edt 59kg tak\u017ee te\u010fka tro\u0161ku drsn\u011b na m\u011b. Asi jsme si nerozum\u011bli v minul\u00fdm postu. M\u011b spinning \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc hrozn\u011b stra\u0161n\u011b BAV\u00cd. Ale cht\u011bla jsem \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee to je nejhor\u0161\u00ed jako nejhor\u0161\u00ed a n\u00e9 nejhor\u0161\u00ed XDDDDDDDDDDD Te\u010fka tady byl po\u0161\u0165\u00e1k a my \u010dek\u00e1me bal\u00edk jako prase a on zase odch\u00e1zel ne. Tak jdu ven a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m &#8218;my n\u00e9?&#8216; a on &#8218;vy j\u00f3, ale vy nem\u00e1te cedulku na dve\u0159\u00edch&#8216; XDDDDDDD a j\u00e1 &#8218;my jsme ji museli sundat, oni n\u00e1s pron\u00e1sledovali&#8216; a on &#8218;je\u017ei\u0161, tak to je dr\u00e1ma&#8216; a donesl bal\u00edk o hmotnosti asi 548456kg. V\u010dera jsem norm\u00e1ln\u011b dostala d\u00e1rek. Od kolegy. Proto\u017ee j\u00e1 pracuju a von se u toho d\u00edv\u00e1 na Xfiles XDDDDDDDDDD. Tak mi dal Parkera s modrou n\u00e1pln\u00ed a je \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd &lt;333. Kdy\u017e j\u00e1 se boj\u00edm dost\u00e1vat takov\u00fd d\u00e1rky, mn\u011b to je hrozn\u011b blb\u00fd dostat jen tak d\u00e1rek a je\u0161t\u011b takovejhle prost\u011b se \u00fapln\u011b styd\u00edm v\u017edycky XDDDDDDD. Tak pak mo\u017en\u00e1 ani neum\u00edm projevit vd\u011b\u010dnost nebo nev\u00edm jako. Odpoledne se mu ud\u011blalo blb\u011b, proto\u017ee \u017eral jako prase a tak jsme nemohli cel\u00fd odpoledne pracovat. Ale aspo\u0148 jsem byla brzo doma a ud\u011blala jsem si n\u011bjak\u00fd dom\u00e1c\u00ed v\u011bci, co jsem pot\u0159ebovala a dneska to jdeme v\u0161echno nahnat, tak\u017ee pot\u011b\u0161.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Nasrala jsem se a co nejd\u0159\u00edv chci, abychom m\u011bli v p\u0159ed\u00edni botn\u00edk, boty, aby se sund\u00e1valy VENKU NA CHODB\u011a a kdo mi \u0165\u00e1pne na koberec v p\u0159eds\u00edni, kterej nejv\u00edc d\u016fkladn\u011b rej\u017e\u00e1kem a vani\u0161em vydrhnu tak, \u017ee to sv\u011bt nevid\u011bl, tak mu norm\u00e1ln\u011b poseru boty. Proto\u017ee sem si chod\u00ed ka\u017edej v botech a\u017e ke kuchyni a tro\u0161ku nikoho nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, \u017ee m\u00e1m koupelnu t\u011bsn\u011b u vchodov\u00fdch dv\u011b\u0159\u00ed a nem\u016f\u017eu si tam p\u0159eb\u011bhnout bosa, proto\u017ee by se mi na nohu nalepilo kilo hl\u00edny&#8230; tak\u017ee ji\u017e brzy si budu moct \u0165apat z koupelny do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku bosa, ani\u017e by mi vlezlo a\u017e ke kolen\u016fm milion bakteri\u00ed a tlemily se mi.<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Jsme takhle jednou jeli v n\u011bjak\u00fd vesnici a tam prost\u011b byla hromada ove\u010dek &lt;333. Tak jsem poprv\u00e9 vid\u011bla ove\u010dku zbl\u00edzka, kolegu zaj\u00edmala jin\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka, p\u0159itom m\u011bl to\u010dit ty ove\u010dky. P\u0159ijde mi, \u017ee jsem tam n\u011bjak\u00e1 huben\u00e1 u\u017e XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">A tady m\u00e1te sl\u00edbenej blog, akor\u00e1t tam teda nevid\u00edm ta videa z videbologu o hubnut\u00ed, snad je tam dod\u00e1 n\u011bjak. Ale v\u00edteco si myslim? \u017de stejn\u011b nebude \u017er\u00e1t jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 a \u017ee mu to dlouho nevydr\u017e\u00ed XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Tak uvid\u00edme.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dneska od r\u00e1na uk\u00e1zkov\u011b zdrav\u011b kr\u00e1sn\u011b j\u00edm, proto\u017ee jsem byla v\u010dera \u010du\u0148as a sn\u00eddala jsem McChicken XDDDDDDDDDDDDD. 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