Na prase\u010d\u00edm blogu u\u017e bylo ledacos. Odm\u00edt\u00e1m ale, sem d\u00e1vat moje moment\u00e1ln\u00ed fotky, proto\u017ee jsem prase no. Krom\u011b toho, \u017ee nebudu m\u00edt \u00fanorovou vejplatu, nebudu m\u00edt ani b\u0159eznovou vejplatu a t\u00edm p\u00e1dem ja na\u010dase ud\u011blat si pracovn\u00ed pl\u00e1n a splnit ho. Dokud nebude spln\u011bn, nep\u0159estat. Ano, ano, zase a op\u011bt jsem to pochopila A\u017d kdy\u017e mi ho\u0159\u00ed koudel u prdele a nem\u00e1m na n\u00e1jem, j\u00eddlo, pit\u00ed, spl\u00e1tky, pau\u0161\u00e1l, pojistku, benz\u00edn, zubn\u00ed pastu a prdel si budu asi sprchovat ve spr\u0161e, ale to rad\u0161i taky ne, p\u00e1\u010d co kdybych dopl\u00e1cela za vodu…<\/p>\n
M\u00e1m kruhy pod o\u010dima, divn\u00fd vlasy (mimochodem kade\u0159nici jsem p\u0159enechala moj\u00ed zn\u00e1m\u00e9 a objednala sem se na duben…)<\/p>\n
M\u016fj den\u00edk nest\u00edh\u00e1 moje st\u00ed\u017enosti na \u017eivot a mus\u00ed si \u0159\u00edkat, jak\u00e1 sem kr\u00e1va.<\/p>\n
Ud\u011bl\u00e1m tady RSS pro Carrie.<\/p>\n
Ud\u011bl\u00e1m tady po\u0159\u00e1dek, koment\u00e1\u0159e, archiv.<\/p>\n
Kdy\u017e u\u017e by byl archiv, cht\u011blo by to vlastn\u00ed dom\u00e9nu aspo\u0148 na 3 roky.<\/p>\n
A\u017e budu m\u00edt n\u011bkdy dal\u0161\u00edho p\u0159\u00edtele, budu d\u011blat, \u017ee jsem frigidn\u00ed, aby m\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d otravoval o sex.<\/p>\n
A\u017e budu m\u00edt n\u011bkdy dal\u0161\u00edho p\u0159\u00edtele, budu po\u0159\u00e1d dr\u017eet hubu XDDDDDDDD.<\/p>\n
A\u017e budu m\u00edt n\u011bkdy dal\u0161\u00edho p\u0159\u00edtele, asi to bude holka.<\/p>\n
A\u017e budu m\u00edt n\u011bkdy dal\u0161\u00edho p\u0159\u00edtele, nechci s n\u00ed(m) v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b bydlet a nechci se s n\u00ed(m) v\u00eddat ka\u017edej den! Nikdy! Pro tohle ud\u011bl\u00e1m v\u0161echno na sv\u011bt\u011b a kdy\u017e m\u011b bude sr\u00e1t tak… A\u017e budu m\u00edt n\u011bkdy dal\u0161\u00edho p\u0159\u00edtele…<\/p>\n
Do konce b\u0159ezna BUDU M\u00cdT 59,9 KG. Prost\u011b BUDU!<\/p>\n
A\u017e budu m\u00edt ty pen\u00edze, pojedu za \u00c4vchen na 3 dny do Berl\u00edna d\u011bj se co d\u011bj.<\/p>\n
Ka\u017ed\u00fd r\u00e1no si ud\u011bl\u00e1m litr zelen\u00fdho \u010daje a vypiju to. (pro m\u011b je probl\u00e9m vyp\u00edt litr za den jako…)<\/p>\n
Ka\u017edej ve\u010der sn\u00edm k ve\u010de\u0159i grep nebo jabko.<\/p>\n
Mus\u00edm v\u00edc \u0161et\u0159it na topen\u00ed, v\u00edc se obl\u00edkat a m\u00ed\u0148 topit.<\/p>\n
Ty vole to je jak prvn\u00edho ledna napsan\u00fd tohle.<\/p>\n
P\u0159ipome\u0148te mi v\u017edycky n\u011bkdo v ned\u011bli dopoledne, \u017ee je ned\u011ble pros\u00edmv\u00e1s.<\/p>\n
M\u00e1m tady zabalenej \u0161ampon pro sle\u010dnu a kab\u00e1t pro druhou sle\u010dnu a nejsem schopn\u00e1 v \u010das, kdy je otev\u0159en\u00e1 po\u0161ta se tam dostat, kdy\u017e m\u00e1m pr\u00e1ci a ony si ur\u010dit\u011b myslej, \u017ee sem debiln\u00ed, kdy\u017e jsem to m\u011bs\u00edc neposlala. Sorry :(<\/p>\n
Mi d\u011bsn\u011b chutn\u00e1 \u010do\u010dka ne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Na prase\u010d\u00edm blogu u\u017e bylo ledacos. Odm\u00edt\u00e1m ale, sem d\u00e1vat moje moment\u00e1ln\u00ed fotky, proto\u017ee jsem prase no. Krom\u011b toho,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3158,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions\/3158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}