{"id":3199,"date":"2012-08-21T16:33:38","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T15:33:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3199"},"modified":"2012-08-21T16:33:38","modified_gmt":"2012-08-21T15:33:38","slug":"jak-si-udelat-nejake-zraneni-a-bournemouth-bitch2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3199","title":{"rendered":"Jak si ud\u011blat n\u011bjak\u00e9 zran\u011bn\u00ed a Bournemouth Bitch2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jednodu\u0161e, bu\u010fte j\u00e1. Vsta\u0148te r\u00e1no a oholte si nohy ve spr\u0161e vestoje je\u0161t\u011b rozespal\u00e9 a nakonec si rozsekejte dr\u017eku v mo\u0159i. Sk\u00e1kali jsme v\u0161ichni do vln a nechali se v\u017edycky n\u011bjakou velkou sejmout. Jedna n\u00e1s m\u00e1lem zabila, v\u0161ichni jsme jeli dr\u017ekama po dn\u011b po p\u00edsku a mysleli jsme, \u017ee u\u017e nikdy nevyplaveme nahoru XDDDDDDDD Bylo to bo\u017e\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b hrozn\u011b. Stra\u0161n\u00fd vedro, mo\u0159e docela tepl\u00fd na to, jak je v\u017edycky studen\u00fd. Nejd\u0159\u00edv jsme sle\u010dinkovsky \u0159ekly, \u017ee nebudeme m\u00edt mokr\u00fd vlasy prost\u011b, nakonec jsme sk\u00e1kali hlavama do vln, vi\u010f <em>Lucie<\/em> XDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Objednala jsem si k narozenin\u00e1m <strong>ten<\/strong> d\u00e1rek! T\u011b\u0161\u00edm se jak mal\u00e1, cht\u011bla jsem to asi rok a p\u016fl prost\u011b, zaslou\u017e\u00edm si to, je to pot\u0159ebn\u00fd a d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd a prost\u011b se hrozn\u011b t\u011b\u0161\u00edm. Odepsala jsem na 4 inzer\u00e1ty na kola, cht\u011bla bych jezdit zase na kole jako v \u010cR, tak uvid\u00edme. Jedno je pr\u00fd prodan\u00e9 a jedno m\u00e1 moc velk\u00fd r\u00e1m na m\u011b. Sem mohla rovnou obepisovat d\u011btsk\u00fd ty vole.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"268\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk1-300x134.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3201\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk2-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3202\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk3-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3203\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk4-300x193.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Zde si m\u016f\u017eete pov\u0161imnout m\u00e9 ochrany obli\u010deje pro slunci XDDDDDDDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3204\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_08_2012_uk5-300x175.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Tahle n\u00e1s m\u00e1lem zabila!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V\u010dera jsme tady sed\u011bly 3 hodiny s <em>Katie, Hannah<\/em> a <em>Nadine<\/em> a pov\u00eddaly jsme si u stolu, hr\u00e1ly n\u011bjak\u00fd debiln\u00ed pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed hry a byla docela prdel. <em>Nadine<\/em> mluv\u00ed \u010dty\u0159mi jazyky, po\u0159\u00e1d jsme \u0159\u00edkaly n\u011bco, jak se co \u0159ekne \u010desky a holandsky a jak se to \u0159ekne francouzky a v\u0161ichni si to r\u016fzn\u011b zkou\u0161ely XDDDDDD Nutily jsme angli\u010danky vyslovit po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b R, <em>Katie<\/em> si chv\u00edli psala s <em>Adamem<\/em> na\u010de\u017e jsme ji s <em>Nadine <\/em>vynadaly, \u017ee to p\u00ed\u0161e blb\u011b a ona byla \u00fapln\u011b smutn\u00e1, \u017ee napsala blb\u011b slovo a my cizinky, \u017ee jsme to v\u011bd\u011bly XDDDDDDD Pak chvilku \u010detla moji konverzaci v \u010de\u0161tin\u011b a bylo to hrozn\u011b roztomil\u00fd prost\u011b XDDDDDDD Kdy\u017e je n\u011bkde <strong>ch<\/strong>, jak \u0159ekne <strong>\u010d<\/strong> a tak XDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jednodu\u0161e, bu\u010fte j\u00e1. Vsta\u0148te r\u00e1no a oholte si nohy ve spr\u0161e vestoje je\u0161t\u011b rozespal\u00e9 a nakonec si rozsekejte dr\u017eku&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[22,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3199"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3207,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3199\/revisions\/3207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}