{"id":3217,"date":"2012-08-28T21:06:37","date_gmt":"2012-08-28T20:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3217"},"modified":"2012-08-28T21:06:37","modified_gmt":"2012-08-28T20:06:37","slug":"a-ja-na-tebe-budu-skakat-sipky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3217","title":{"rendered":"A j\u00e1 na tebe budu sk\u00e1kat \u0161ipky!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Akce sehnat svetr dopadla katastrof\u00e1ln\u011b. Prost\u011b nikde nen\u00ed a kdy\u017e najdu n\u00e1dhern\u00fd svetr \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc, tak <strong>KOU\u0160E<\/strong>. Za\u010dala jsem zase tro\u0161ku \u017e\u00edt kosmetikou, proto\u017ee jsem se dlouho zanedb\u00e1vala a dlouho nebylo na co lakovat. Moje okousan\u00fd nehty nejsou krom\u011b palc\u016f u\u017e okousan\u00fd n\u011bjakou dobu, tak\u017ee jsem se rozhodla je vyu\u017e\u00edt k \u010f\u00e1belsk\u00fdm pl\u00e1n\u016fm a za\u010dala jsem trochu nosit barevn\u00fd nehty. M\u00ed\u0148 se mi je pak chce kousat. V\u017edycky se leknu t\u00fd barvy. A tak m\u00e1m za posledn\u00ed t\u00fdden asi 10 nov\u00fdch lak\u016f na nehty pros\u00edmv\u00e1s. Taky jsem objevila <strong>MUA <\/strong>kosmetiku, p\u011bkn\u00fd st\u00edny, dr\u017eej a v\u0161echno. Pak mi to bylo trochu l\u00edto, \u017ee jsem si kupovala <strong>MUA<\/strong> paletku, proto\u017ee jsme s Luci\u00ed na\u0161ly bo\u017e\u00ed ob\u0159\u00ed<strong> NYX<\/strong> paletu milionu st\u00edn\u016f v nechutn\u00fd slev\u011b, cht\u011bla mi ji koupit k narozenin\u00e1m, ale \u0159\u00edkala jsem, \u017ee to prost\u011b nevyu\u017eiju. U\u017e se tady skoro v\u016fbec nemaluju. Tak\u017ee jsem posledn\u00ed t\u00fdden zase za\u010dala, proto\u017ee mi bylo paletky l\u00edto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3220\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk2-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3221\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk3-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>M\u016fj probl\u00e9m se sponkama je vy\u0159e\u0161en\u00fd &#8211; m\u00e1m jich te\u010fka 350 a m\u016f\u017eu je ztr\u00e1cet!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Narozeniny zavr\u0161\u00edm asi n\u00e1kupem milionu sprchov\u00fdch gel\u016f a v\u0161echno v Body Shopu. Srpen je zl\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc, kdy m\u00e1m pr\u00e1ci jen doma a nem\u00e1m nic extra, tak\u017ee nem\u00e1m pen\u00edze, na \u00fa\u010dt\u011b m\u00e1m nulu a te\u010fka se t\u0159i t\u00fddny nikam nehnu, abych n\u011bco malinko na\u0161et\u0159ila na jeden bo\u017e\u00ed v\u00edkend v luxusn\u00edm byt\u011b \u00e1la <em>Sex and the City<\/em> se soukrom\u00fdm baz\u00e9nem, posilovnou a kinem pro p\u00e1r des\u00edtek lid\u00ed. To budu m\u00edt taky k narozenin\u00e1m XDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><em>\u010cipisko<\/em> je nejlep\u0161\u00ed a funguje na metry p\u0159esn\u011b, co\u017e jsem ne\u010dekala. \u00dapln\u011b \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd bo\u017e\u00ed nejlep\u0161\u00ed, tak b\u011bh\u00e1m vcelku do<strong> \u00famoru<\/strong>. Dneska jsem nebyla, proto\u017ee jsem m\u011bla r\u00e1no v\u0161echny hadry na b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00ed mokr\u00fd je\u0161t\u011b z pra\u010dky (pro\u010d peru v\u0161echny najednou?) a zejtra u\u017e nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dnou v\u00fdmluvu, pokud je nep\u016fjdu hodit do pra\u010dky znovu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3219\" title=\"\u00damor.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/28_08_2012_uk1-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>\u00damor.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dopoledne jsem byla s d\u011bckama ve m\u011bst\u011b, ka\u017edej si \u0161el za\u0159\u00eddit n\u011bco jin\u00fdho. J\u00e1 jsem hledala \u010c\u00ed\u0148anku <em>Suzy<\/em>, \u0161vadlenku, je\u017e m\u00e1 sv\u016fj kr\u00e1mek kdesi ztracen\u00fd mimo n\u00e1m\u011bst\u00ed. Na\u0161la jsem ji, popov\u00eddaly jsme si o m\u00fdch \u0161atech a kolik bude st\u00e1t z\u00fa\u017een\u00ed naho\u0159e asi 10cm, proto\u017ee mi za\u010daly b\u00fdt \u0161irok\u00e9. U n\u00e1s bych za to dala tak stovku, tady skoro \u010dty\u0159i&#8230; achjo, achjo, achjo. Naproti Suzy jsem bohu\u017eel na\u0161la TIGI obchod. Achjo, achjo, achjo. Potom jsem m\u011bla na seznamu od hostmatky, \u017ee m\u00e1m kdesi vyzvednout n\u011bjak\u00fd obraz. Obchod jsem na\u0161la, obraz je doma, v\u0161ichni jsou \u0161\u0165astn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159ed p\u011bti dny m\u011b chytil \u0161\u00edlen\u011b moudr\u00e1k, dva dny jsem si myslela, \u017ee fakt p\u016fjdu k zuba\u0159i na vytrhnut\u00ed nebo n\u011bco, proto\u017ee jsem fakt um\u00edrala bolest\u00ed, nemohla jsem mluvit, sm\u00e1t se, nic prost\u011b. Dneska to docela p\u0159e\u0161lo. Po\u0159\u00e1d jsem brala pr\u00e1\u0161ky na bolest a kloktala jsem n\u011bjakou hnusnou <em>Tesko vodu<\/em>, ale d\u00edky bo\u017ee, u\u017e to tak nebol\u00ed&lt;333<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Akce sehnat svetr dopadla katastrof\u00e1ln\u011b. Prost\u011b nikde nen\u00ed a kdy\u017e najdu n\u00e1dhern\u00fd svetr \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc, tak KOU\u0160E. Za\u010dala jsem&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3217"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3226,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3217\/revisions\/3226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}