{"id":3245,"date":"2012-09-04T21:01:41","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T20:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3245"},"modified":"2012-09-04T21:01:41","modified_gmt":"2012-09-04T20:01:41","slug":"ladies-and-gentelmen-welcome-to-the-moulin-rouge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3245","title":{"rendered":"Ladies and Gentelmen welcome to the Moulin Rouge!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed osmi lety jsme sed\u011bly s <em>Ifou<\/em>,<em> Irenkou<\/em> a <em>Anche <\/em>naho\u0159e v parku na And\u011blu, pily jsme hnusn\u00fd levn\u00fd krabicov\u00fd v\u00edno jako spr\u00e1vn\u00fd pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u011bv\u010d\u00e1tka co si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee to je hrozn\u011b super a p\u0159i\u0161li k n\u00e1m n\u011bjac\u00ed dva Slov\u00e1ci. Jeden v\u016fbec nemluvil a druhej se s n\u00e1ma po\u0159\u00e1d sna\u017eil komunikovat. Jmenoval se <em>Tom<\/em> a kdy\u017e jsme se ho ptaly, kolik mu je let, tak \u0159ek, \u017ee 24. J\u00e1 jsem mu hrozn\u011b opil\u00e1 \u0159ekla: &#8222;<em>Tak to se\u0161 takovej v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Tak u\u017e jsem taky <em>v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Ut\u00edk\u00e1 to neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b rychle. Ned\u00e1vno jsem si byla <em>so excited<\/em> na obecn\u00edm \u00fa\u0159ad\u011b pro ob\u010dansk\u00fd pr\u016fkaz. Za chv\u00edli jsem mohla leg\u00e1ln\u011b p\u00edt a za\u010dala jsem \u0159\u00eddit auto a dneska, kdybych m\u011bla dv\u011b malink\u00fd d\u011bti, tak by mi nikdo neohl \u0159\u00edct ani slovo. M\u00edsto man\u017eela a dvou mal\u00fdch miminek se je\u0161t\u011b tro\u0161ku hled\u00e1m v Anglii jako <em>au-pair<\/em>, proto\u017ee jsem neum\u011bla anglicky ani slovo a proto\u017ee jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla kdo jsem, pro\u010d jsem a co chci. Ne, \u017ee bych te\u010fka v\u011bd\u011bla \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno, ale jsem na velmi dobr\u00fd cest\u011b k tomu, aby se tak stalo a ka\u017edej den jsem bl\u00ed\u017e a bl\u00ed\u017e a ka\u017edej den pozn\u00e1m nov\u00fd anglick\u00fd slova nebo jejich dal\u0161\u00ed dost zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed pou\u017eit\u00ed. Ka\u017edej den jsem tro\u0161ku bl\u00ed\u017e sob\u011b a v\u0161emu, co chci. M\u00e1m p\u00e1r pl\u00e1n\u016f, kter\u00e9 se daj\u00ed zrealizovat, nechci se je\u0161t\u011b vracet do \u010cesk\u00fd republiky, jestli se n\u011bkdy v\u016fbec nadobro vr\u00e1t\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159i\u010duchnut\u00ed k jin\u00fd kultu\u0159e a k jin\u00fdm lidem a prac\u00edm z v\u00e1s ud\u011bl\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bka p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lej\u00edc\u00edho o dal\u0161\u00edch v\u011bcech. T\u0159eba jako pro\u010d se vracet n\u011bkam, kde jsou n\u00edzk\u00fd platy, kdy\u017e m\u016f\u017eu \u017e\u00edt n\u011bkde, kde ty platy jsou dost dobr\u00fd, pokud mak\u00e1te v hodn\u011b spodn\u00ed vrstv\u011b, skv\u011bl\u00fd pokud mak\u00e1te jako n\u011bjak\u00fd pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk, v\u00fdborn\u00fd, \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd pokud se dostanete na tro\u0161ku lep\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsto (tro\u0161ku lep\u0161\u00ed m\u00edsto je d\u011blat \u00fa\u010detn\u00ed 4 dny v t\u00fddnu v men\u0161\u00ed firm\u011b aneb neptejte se na plat Pavl\u00edny hostm\u00e1my&#8230;) a neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fd, pokud se dostanete na dobr\u00fd, fakt dobr\u00fd m\u00edsto. O \u0159editelk\u00e1ch pobo\u010dek banky a program\u00e1torech ani nebudeme hovo\u0159it, proto\u017ee byste se \u0161li zast\u0159elit a mn\u011b by klesla sledovanost blogu a musela bych se j\u00edt taky zast\u0159elit.<\/p>\n<p>To jsem ale \u00fapln\u011b odbo\u010dila, dneska je ten blog jenom o mn\u011b jako!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3246\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk3-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #80ad28;\">R\u00e1no jsem \u0161la p\u0159ed osmou b\u011bhat. Bylo n\u00e1dhern\u00fd po\u010das\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b, bylo u\u017e po WE RUN GRATELEY a senzor na\u0161el novej dome\u010dek pod tkani\u010dkama a hrozn\u011b se mu tam l\u00edb\u00ed. B\u011b\u017eelo se mi snad nejl\u00edp na sv\u011bt\u011b! \u00dapln\u011b bo\u017esky, pomalu, p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lela jsem si, poslouchala skv\u011blou muziku, kalibrovala jsem si je\u0161t\u011b \u010dip. \u00da\u017easn\u00fd prost\u011b &lt;333<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3247\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"35\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk0.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk0-300x17.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #80ad28;\">Zuno mi pop\u0159\u00e1lo k narozenin\u00e1m.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3248\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012narozeniny1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"328\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012narozeniny1.jpg 328w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012narozeniny1-300x137.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 328px) 100vw, 328px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #80ad28;\">Je hezk\u00fd m\u00edt narozeniny ve stejnej den se sv\u00fdm nejlep\u0161\u00edm kamar\u00e1dem :)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3249\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk4-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #80ad28;\">Ud\u011blala jsem si dal\u0161\u00ed zran\u011bn\u00ed do sb\u00edrky m\u00fdch zran\u011bn\u00ed a vyfotila jsem se v\u00e1m narozeninov\u011b na poli na proch\u00e1zce se psem :)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3250\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk5.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk5-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #80ad28;\">Volala jsem si s m\u00e1mou a s nov\u00fdm panem kr\u00e1l\u00edkem. Nev\u00edm, jestli to v\u00edte, asi nev\u00edte, ale Charlie Watts zem\u0159el st\u00e1\u0159\u00edm v b\u0159eznu 2012 :(<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3251\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk7.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_09_2012_uk7-300x109.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em><span style=\"color: #80ad28;\">Ve\u010der p\u0159i\u0161la Lucie a Pavl\u00edna, donesly mi takovej p\u011bknej dort\u00edk a celej jsme ho v deset ve\u010der se\u017eraly! The Body Shop od Lucie a pouk\u00e1zka do River Island od pan\u00ed hostm\u00e1my!&lt;333<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>V Body Shopu byla taky sranda. Jsem si tam toti\u017e rovnou za\u0159izovala karti\u010dku v\u011brnostn\u00ed a sle\u010dna se m\u011b ptala u vypl\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed: <em>&#8222;Kdy m\u00e1te narozeniny?&#8220; <\/em>a j\u00e1: &#8222;<em>DNES!<\/em>&#8220; XDDDDD A ona mi za\u010dala p\u0159\u00e1t, celej body\u0161op mi za\u010dal p\u0159\u00e1t a mohla jsem si vybrat cokoli za<strong> \u00a35<\/strong>! XDDDDDDDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><em>Adam<\/em> mi volal z grilov\u00e1n\u00ed u kamar\u00e1da, kdyby ve\u010der nebyl na <em>Skype<\/em>, abych nebyla smutn\u00e1 &lt;333 Pak ale ve\u010der stejn\u011b p\u0159i\u0161el a pov\u00eddali jsme si hrozn\u011b dlouho. Dostala jsem nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, po\u0161tou! I od rodi\u010d\u016f, ode v\u0161ech. Tak\u017ee jsem m\u011bla takov\u00fd mil\u00fd narozky, mrz\u00ed m\u011b, \u017ee jsem nebyla se v\u0161ema doma, ale ned\u00e1 se nic d\u011blat. Na to, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok na 99% nebudu doma ani na V\u00e1noce, to je je\u0161t\u011b vlastn\u011b slab\u00fd. Dneska jsem za\u010dala zase u <em>Tammy<\/em>, zase dv\u011b pr\u00e1ce, zase jsem <strong>spokojen\u00e1<\/strong>!<\/p>\n<p>Dneska r\u00e1no jsem z okna vid\u011bla prvn\u00ed \u017elut\u00fd list\u00ed &lt;3333333333333333333<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed osmi lety jsme sed\u011bly s Ifou, Irenkou a Anche naho\u0159e v parku na And\u011blu, pily jsme hnusn\u00fd levn\u00fd&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3245"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3255,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3245\/revisions\/3255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}