{"id":3353,"date":"2012-10-03T16:54:57","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T15:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3353"},"modified":"2012-10-03T16:54:57","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T15:54:57","slug":"jedovatej-brouk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3353","title":{"rendered":"Jedovatej brouk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Moje proch\u00e1zky se psem by se u\u017e m\u011bly zapisovat n\u011bkam. V\u017edycky m\u00e1m n\u011bjakou neuv\u011b\u0159itelnou story. Ned\u00e1vno jsem \u0161la, po\u0159\u00e1d jsem \u0161la a \u0161la najednou stoj\u00edm uprost\u0159ed roje v\u010del. V\u010dely v\u0161ude okolo, na zemi, ve vzduchu&#8230; m\u00edsto toho, abych ut\u00edkala, tak jsem se zastavila a \u00fapln\u011b v klidu (!!!???) jsem si \u0159ekla n\u011bco jako <em>no, kdy\u017e te\u010fka za\u010dnu ut\u00edkat, tak ur\u010dit\u011b v\u0161echny polet\u011bj za mnou nebo n\u011bco<\/em>&#8230; tak jsem se jen hodn\u011b pomalu oto\u010dila a zase z toho vy\u0161la ven a nic prost\u011b se nestalo.<\/p>\n<p>Dneska jsem zase, \u0161la, \u0161la, vid\u011bla moje ostru\u017einy, jak povyrostly p\u011bkn\u011b, \u010dum\u011bla jsem n\u011bkam do blba, j\u00edm ostru\u017einy a najednou cejt\u00edm na jazyku no\u017ei\u010dky! Jako fakt, bez prdele. Tak jsem za\u010dala v\u0161echno flusat jak jsem mohla, jen\u017ee jsem m\u011bla \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed a narazila jsem na n\u011bjak\u00fd speci\u00e1ln\u00ed superhmyz, kter\u00fd v n\u011bjak\u00e9 t\u00e9 sv\u00e9 sebeobran\u011b zanech\u00e1 p\u00e1chnouc\u00ed sm\u011bs \u010dehosi zrovna, tam, kde jste ho krut\u011b napadli. Tak\u017ee stoj\u00edm na kraji pole s otev\u0159enou hubou a vyplazen\u00fdm jazykem a \u010dum\u00edm do t\u00fd \u010dernofialov\u00fd hrom\u00e1dky slin na zemi, jestli p\u00e1na n\u011bkde neuvid\u00edm, ale pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b se tam n\u011bkde \u010dachtal na dn\u011b. A te\u010fka co te\u010f? Je to jedovat\u00fd? Upadne mi jazyk? Kdy\u017e spolknu sliny um\u0159u? XDDDD Nakonec jsem za\u010dala zkoumat tu chu\u0165 a nebylo to ani n\u011bjak hnusn\u00fd, sp\u00ed\u0161 jako docela dobr\u00fd (<em>\u017eijte si v Anglii s tou jejich kuchyn\u00ed&#8230;<\/em>) tak\u017ee jsem se vyd\u011bsila je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc, proto\u017ee jako prvn\u00ed m\u011b napadlo, \u017ee p\u0159\u00edroda tomuto broukovi dala tuto superchu\u0165 proto, aby to n\u011bkomu chutnalo, spolkl to a zem\u0159el! Tak\u017ee jsem to za\u010dala flusat d\u00e1l, pomalu jsem \u0161la, \u0161la a \u010dum\u011bla na zem, sem tam si flusla a najednou v\u00e1m na t\u00fd zemi, jak tam furt \u010dum\u00edm, vid\u00ed\u0161 zas v\u0161ude v\u010dely. TY V\u010cELY. Tak se zase zastav\u00edm, \u0159eknu si, \u017ee jsem fakt idiot, \u017ee v\u00edm, \u017ee tam jsou na tom m\u00edst\u011b a jdu tam.<\/p>\n<p>I op\u011bt jsem se pomalu oto\u010dila a s vypl\u00e1znut\u00fdm jazek pokra\u010dovala v cest\u011b. Cestou zp\u00e1tky jsem u\u017e ostru\u017einy nesb\u00edrala&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee jsem z toho byla cel\u00e1 rozru\u0161en\u00e1, musela jsem si ud\u011blat radost v podob\u011b obrazu na ze\u010f a z\u00e1v\u011bsn\u00e9ho sv\u00edcnu. Taky jsem doma u dv\u011b\u0159\u00ed m\u011bla dva bal\u00ed\u010dky. V jednom p\u016fl kila mandlov\u00e9 mouky a v druh\u00e9m \u010dtvrt kila kokosov\u00e9 mouky. Dne\u0161n\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159e bude<a href=\"http:\/\/www.paleolifestyle.cz\/2012\/07\/30\/kokosova-kase\/\" target=\"_blank\"> jasn\u00e1<\/a>. Rodince tady pe\u010du sekanou a va\u0159\u00edm brambory.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3354\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2012_uk11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2012_uk11.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/03_10_2012_uk11-300x174.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>&lt;333<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moje proch\u00e1zky se psem by se u\u017e m\u011bly zapisovat n\u011bkam. V\u017edycky m\u00e1m n\u011bjakou neuv\u011b\u0159itelnou story. Ned\u00e1vno jsem \u0161la, po\u0159\u00e1d&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3353"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3356,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3353\/revisions\/3356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}