{"id":3381,"date":"2012-10-20T23:29:52","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T22:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3381"},"modified":"2012-10-20T23:29:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-20T22:29:52","slug":"patecni-radosti-a-narcismus-aneb-vratila-jsem-se-o-5-let-zpatky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3381","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed radosti a narcismus aneb vr\u00e1tila jsem se o 5 let zp\u00e1tky!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>V p\u00e1tek jsem vezla Katie do Basingstoke na brusl\u00e1k a kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem tam byla, tak jsem se za\u0161la pod\u00edvat do n\u00e1kupn\u00edho centra. Sice jsem m\u011bla za hodinu o \u0161edes\u00e1t liber m\u00ed\u0148, ale m\u011bla jsem hroznou spoustu radosti. Zase kone\u010dn\u011b LUSH. Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee jsem si neobjedn\u00e1vala p\u0159es internet. Twilight sprch\u00e1\u010d smrd\u00ed. Ponche je naopak bo\u017e\u00ed, \u017ee jsem si koupila st\u0159edn\u00ed velikost&lt;333<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3382\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk1-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>\u00dalovek m\u011bs\u00edce. V\u016fbec jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla, do \u010deho jdu, ale za tu cenu jsem to tam nemohla nechat, \u0161\u00edlen\u00e1 sleva. Doma jsem hnedka vyzkou\u0161ela a je to naprosto funk\u010dn\u00ed v\u011bc. Nejjemn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed peeling na sv\u011bt\u011b, ksicht \u00fapln\u011b Doll Face&lt;333<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3383\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk2-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em> LUSH<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3384\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk3-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Po 548562125 letech jsem se namalovala, tak\u017ee jsem rovnou ud\u011blala asi deset tis\u00edc fotek v zracle z iPhonu a rozhodla jsem se v\u00e1m jima obt\u011b\u017eovat v\u0161ude. A taky bych to m\u011bla d\u011blat \u010dast\u011bji na fashionblogu \u017eejo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk4-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Na hrozn\u00fd zimn\u00ed ve\u010dery do postele! :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3386\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk5.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk5-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><em>Pot\u0159ebovala jsem novou profilovku na Facebook nutn\u011b.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3387\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk6.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk6-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>U\u017e jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla co, tak jsem si \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee by se v\u00e1m mohly l\u00edbit moje sexy fotky v posteli.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3388\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk7.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/20_10_2012_uk7-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><em>Ty vlasy p\u0159estaly bejt tak hrozn\u00fd, jak byly. V\u0161echno se tak n\u011bjak vymylo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>V\u010dera jsem \u0161la sp\u00e1t asi okolo deseti ve\u010der. Sobotn\u00ed r\u00e1no m\u011b nijak nepot\u011b\u0161ilo, tak\u017ee jsem rezignovala \u00fapln\u011b a poleh\u00e1vala smutn\u011b v posteli, nejedla jsem, nepila jsem, zuby jsem si ne\u010distila, na z\u00e1chod jsem nechodila XDDDDDDDD. V sedm jsem musela vst\u00e1t u\u017e jako\u017ee, proto\u017ee jsem m\u011bla od p\u016fl osm\u00fd ve\u010der babysitting, kde teda btw sed\u00edm dote\u010f, tak\u017ee se mi zaplat\u00ed LUSH aspo\u0148 :)<\/p>\n<p>Po\u0159\u00e1d si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee po\u0159\u00e1d pracuju a nic se ned\u011bje, \u017ee bych mohla aspo\u0148 nato\u010dit n\u011bjak\u00fd videa t\u0159eba pov\u00eddan\u00ed o au-pair nebo \u010demkoli, ale prost\u011b j\u00e1 se nikdy nikdy nikdy nedokopu a nev\u00edm pro\u010d. Bu\u010f jsem unaven\u00e1 nebo nem\u00e1m n\u00e1ladu. A kdy\u017e m\u00e1m, tak nejsem doma. Hrozn\u00fd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V p\u00e1tek jsem vezla Katie do Basingstoke na brusl\u00e1k a kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem tam byla, tak jsem se za\u0161la&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18,12,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3381"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3391,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3381\/revisions\/3391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}