{"id":3392,"date":"2012-10-21T20:52:38","date_gmt":"2012-10-21T19:52:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3392"},"modified":"2012-10-21T20:52:38","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T19:52:38","slug":"le-latte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3392","title":{"rendered":"Le latt\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tak. Jsem to dneska po detoxikaci ud\u011blala a dala jsem si mal\u00fd sojov\u00fd latt\u00e9 v Cost\u011b! Co v\u00e1m budu pov\u00eddat, orgasmus. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee na paleo nen\u00ed tohle taky \u00fapln\u011b super, nechci p\u00edt latt\u00e9, r\u016fzn\u00e9 k\u00e1vy, \u010daje \u00fapln\u011b denn\u011b, ale dneska jsem prost\u011b musela. V\u016fbec nic mi po tom nebylo. Pro\u0161ly jsme si s L\u016fcou snad p\u016flku centra Andoveru, omylem jsme si koupily n\u011bjak\u00fd v\u011bci, potkaly jsme Halloweenskou dekoraci, j\u00e1 jsem sehnala nejlep\u0161\u00ed vanilkovou sv\u00ed\u010dku ever. Taky jsem dneska vyhodila (nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 L\u016fca vyhodila, nem\u011bla jsem moc to srdce&#8230;) svoje dom\u00e1c\u00ed a &#8222;na ven&#8220; boty z Primarku a nahradila jsem je r\u016f\u017eov\u00fdma keckama ze sportovek, proto\u017ee byly v 80% slev\u011b, tak douf\u00e1m, \u017ee budou o n\u011bco kvalitn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed! M\u00e1m hroznej bordel v pokoji, v\u0161ude se mi v\u00e1lej hadry a <strong>mus\u00edm<\/strong> to zejtra u\u017e uklidit nebo se zbl\u00e1zn\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p>Odpoledne jsme asi dv\u011b hodiny sed\u011bly u m\u011b v pokoji na zemi s ovocn\u00fdm \u010dajem a pov\u00eddaly jsme si, kdy\u017e jsem se najednou dozv\u011bd\u011bla \u00fapln\u011b n\u00e1hodou hroznou informaci. Asi p\u0159ed \u010dty\u0159mi lety se stala v Trutnov\u011b nehoda, kdy uho\u0159el v aut\u011b mladej kluk. Jsem se nikdy nezaj\u00edmala o to, kdo to byl. Tak u\u017e v\u00edm. M\u016fj b\u00fdval\u00fd spoluhr\u00e1\u010d curlingu. Nev\u011b\u0159ila jsem tomu v\u016fbec a hrozn\u011b jsem \u010dum\u011bla, \u017ee to byl zrovna David prost\u011b. Hrozn\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>Jsem n\u011bjak\u00e1 unaven\u00e1 a \u010dek\u00e1 m\u011b zas pond\u011bln\u00ed maraton, stihnout odv\u00edzt d\u011bcka ob\u011b v\u010das do \u0161koly. Zase skoro a\u017e dol\u016f k Southamptonu a pak rovnou k Tammy. Co\u017e mi p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1, co se mi stalo v\u010dera je\u0161t\u011b ve\u010der na babysittingu. Nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 r\u00e1no. Okolo jedn\u00fd r\u00e1no sly\u0161\u00edm Attieho, jak ka\u0161le. Tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m \u017ee ok, ani jsem ne\u0161la nahoru, pak bylo ticho, \u017ee asi ka\u0161lal ze span\u00ed. Za 5 minut ka\u0161lal fakt divn\u011b, tak jsem tam let\u011bla a miminko \u00fapln\u011b chud\u00e1k cel\u00fd poblit\u00fd. V\u0161ude prost\u011b vyblit\u00fd ml\u00edko, celej byl mokrej od toho a furt zvracel. Jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla v\u016fbec, co m\u00e1m d\u011blat, tak jsem ho dala aspo\u0148 do sedu, aby byl v pohod\u011b, proto\u017ee on se \u00fapln\u011b dusil blitkama :( Kdy\u017e dozvracel, tak jsem ho vzala dol\u016f ke mn\u011b a cht\u011bla jsem ho p\u0159evl\u00edknout do \u010dist\u00fdho a such\u00fdho, jen\u017ee on chudk za\u010dal zase.. Dr\u017eela jsem ho na sob\u011b v sed\u011b, dala na sebe pl\u00ednky a vytvo\u0159ila jsem mu naprosto \u00fa\u017easnou atmosf\u00e9ru pro zvracen\u00ed s fajn polohou. Opakovalo se to je\u0161t\u011b pak jednou asi o p\u016fl druh\u00fd. Chudinka malej. Pak jsem ho dlouho dr\u017eela, usnul na mn\u011b. Po druh\u00fd hodin\u011b p\u0159ijeli rodi\u010de a hrozn\u011b mi d\u011bkovali, \u017ee jsem to takhle zvl\u00e1dla. No.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3394\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk1-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Moji dva nov\u00ed mrtv\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9&lt;333<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3395\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk2-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Latt\u00e9! Latt\u00e9! S Lucy v obuvi se tajn\u011b fot\u00edme, aby n\u00e1s nikdo nevid\u011bl.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3396\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk3-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Vanilkov\u00e1 sv\u00ed\u010dka, White Musk Sun Glow, t\u011blov\u00e9 m\u00e1slo, nov\u00fd dom\u00e1c\u00ed boty, kter\u00fd uk\u00e1\u017eu n\u011bkdy p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, proto\u017ee jsem tro\u0161ku zapomn\u011bla :)<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3397\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_10_2012_uk4-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Proto\u017ee m\u011b v\u010dera bylo hrozn\u011b m\u00e1lo.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak. Jsem to dneska po detoxikaci ud\u011blala a dala jsem si mal\u00fd sojov\u00fd latt\u00e9 v Cost\u011b! Co v\u00e1m budu&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3392"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3392"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3399,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3392\/revisions\/3399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}