{"id":3439,"date":"2012-11-06T16:37:20","date_gmt":"2012-11-06T15:37:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3439"},"modified":"2012-11-06T16:37:20","modified_gmt":"2012-11-06T15:37:20","slug":"za-cukr-stovku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3439","title":{"rendered":"Za cukr stovku!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ani se neptejte. Krom\u011b toho, \u017ee jsem matematick\u00fd dement a p\u0159esn\u011b dneska jedu paleo 1 m\u011bs\u00edc a 14 dn\u00ed a ne m\u011bs\u00edc tak se mi poprv\u00e9 r\u00e1no stalo, po \u0161esti letech aktivn\u00edho \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, \u017ee jsem p\u00edchla pneumatiku. Bylo to rychl\u00e9 a krut\u00e9. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed mi pomohl z nesn\u00e1z\u00ed jeden anglick\u00fd kuj\u00f3n, kter\u00e9mu mus\u00edm koupit n\u011bjak\u00e9 v\u00edno a \u010dokol\u00e1du za rann\u00ed pomoc, proto\u017ee chud\u00e1k kle\u010del na zmrzl\u00e9 zemi bez rukavic a m\u011bnil mi tam kolo. Ne, \u017ee bych to neum\u011bla! Um\u00edm! Ale jsem k\u0159ehk\u00e1 mal\u00e1 sle\u010dna a to kolo bylo nakonec tro\u0161ku p\u0159irezl\u00fd k autu, tak\u017ee jsme to tam p\u00e1\u010dili has\u00e1kem a j\u00e1 jsem se d\u00edky dne\u0161ku, kolu a v\u0161em autoservis\u016fm nau\u010dila plno nov\u00fdch anglick\u00fdch slov, jako t\u0159eba <em>spare<\/em>, co\u017e si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je jedno z neju\u017eite\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch slov v\u016fbec.<\/p>\n<p>Moje mamka mi poslala \u010dokol\u00e1du. WHY WHY WHY. 584796 hodin jsem j\u00ed na Skypu vysv\u011btlovala paleo a jak mi je dob\u0159e bez cukr\u016f a \u017ee nikdy u\u017e nesm\u00edm sn\u00edst \u010dokol\u00e1du a nic. \u00dapln\u011b jsem byla i smutn\u00e1, \u017ee mi ji poslala prost\u011b. \u00dapln\u011b jsem cejtila, \u017ee jsem fakt hodn\u011b hodn\u011b smutn\u00e1 z toho.<\/p>\n<p>Jen\u017ee.<\/p>\n<p>Jsem byla dneska fakt takov\u00e1 vystresl\u00e1 a dala jsem si ji. Tak\u017ee jsem m\u011bla \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdho cukru prost\u011b, \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdho \u0161patn\u00fdho cukru. Hrozn\u011b m\u011b to mrz\u00ed a taky mi je hodn\u011b \u0161patn\u011b, bol\u00ed m\u011b b\u0159icho a \u00fapln\u011b hrozn\u011b mi je prost\u011b&#8230; na\u0161tvala jsem se a \u0159ekla jsem si, \u017ee jakmile si v jeden den d\u00e1m v\u00edc ne\u017e 50g cukr\u016f, tak trest. Jen\u017ee jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla jakej. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed trest pro lidstvo u\u017e nen\u00ed se\u017erat s\u00fdr, ale d\u00e1t pry\u010d pen\u00edze. Dala jsem pry\u010d pen\u00edze. Stovku za cukr! Pro m\u011b to je docela dost pen\u011bz, odeslala jsem je pry\u010d&#8230; neplat\u00ed to jen pro cukr hnusn\u00fd, ale i pro ban\u00e1n denn\u011b nav\u00edc, jablko denn\u011b nav\u00edc, pokud jsem ten den nesportovala. Tak! Nasran\u00e1 jsem prost\u011b na sebe.<\/p>\n<p>Jela jsem s rezervou odv\u00e9zt Katie na matiku a\u017e do Winchesteru, potom k babies, potom do Romsey do autoservisu. Doma jsem uklidila a nava\u0159ila, se psem jsem \u0161la, tancovala jsem poli zase jak magor.<\/p>\n<p>A v\u010dera jsme \u0161ly s Luci\u00ed na oh\u0148ostroj a zase jsme rychle za\u0161ly, proto\u017ee byla nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed zima na sv\u011bt\u011b. Lucie je hodn\u00e1 d\u00edvka a opravuje mi ty vlasy, sice to bude na d\u00fdl a vypad\u00e1m jak rusalka, ale nechci tamty prost\u011b o\u0161kliv\u00fd od sle\u010dny &#8218;kade\u0159nice&#8216;.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1lo piju. Tancuju, spim a \u017eiju.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ani se neptejte. Krom\u011b toho, \u017ee jsem matematick\u00fd dement a p\u0159esn\u011b dneska jedu paleo 1 m\u011bs\u00edc a 14 dn\u00ed&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3439"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3441,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3439\/revisions\/3441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}