{"id":3454,"date":"2012-11-19T19:17:48","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T18:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3454"},"modified":"2012-11-19T19:17:48","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T18:17:48","slug":"zatim-nejlepsi-vikend-v-anglii-co-jsem-tady-takhle-mela","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3454","title":{"rendered":"Zat\u00edm nejlep\u0161\u00ed v\u00edkend v Anglii, co jsem tady takhle m\u011bla!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00dapln\u011b ale. Prost\u011b se nic ned\u011blalo, jelo se do Southamptonu jen s <em>Luci\u00ed<\/em> a nakupovalo se. J\u00e1, proto\u017ee jak jist\u011b v\u00edte, toho hodn\u011b spl\u00e1c\u00edm, tak si nekupuju skoro nic. T\u0159eba 2 m\u011bs\u00edce si nekoup\u00edm ani tri\u010dko, na\u0161et\u0159\u00edm, ode\u0161lu, nem\u00e1m nic a pak si zas d\u00e1m pen\u00edze pro sebe za t\u00fdden a zbytek po\u0161lu do prdele&#8230; jak si tak nic moc nekupuju, tak jsem m\u011bla na\u0161et\u0159eno pro sebe asi 8 tis\u00edc. V\u00edm, \u017ee jsem to mohla taky poslat do prdele, ale tak jako, zase tady m\u00e1me <strong><em>yolo<\/em><\/strong> a fakt tam pos\u00edl\u00e1m t\u0159ikr\u00e1t v\u00edc, ne\u017e m\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<p>Tak jsem si ud\u011blala radost a koupila jsem si star\u0161\u00ed ipad, o kter\u00fdm si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee je \u00fapln\u011b k hovnu, ale kdy\u017e u\u017e nic, tak si na tom budu pou\u0161t\u011bt <em>2 Broke Girls<\/em> v buse, leti\u0161ti a letadle a vlaku a dal\u0161\u00ed plus &#8211; dobr\u00e1 v\u011bc na moje polohy v posteli, proto\u017ee se po\u0159\u00e1d vrt\u00edm a chci le\u017eet jinak a s notebookama to je t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed :) Byl za docela sm\u011b\u0161nou cenu a j\u00e1 jsem byla smutn\u00e1 hrozn\u011b a cht\u011bla jsem si n\u011bco koupit, no XDDDDDDDDDDDDD <em>Lucie <\/em>na to reagovala za\u0161l\u00e1pnut\u00edm brzdy uprost\u0159ed silnice a hlasit\u00fdm: &#8222;<em>CO\u017dE SIS KOUPILA? TY?<\/em>&#8220; XDDD<\/p>\n<p>Koupila jsem si ho p\u0159es t\u00fdpka v \u010cR, hodn\u00e1<em> B\u00e1rb<\/em> mi ho poslala po\u0161tou, tak\u017ee u\u017e je n\u011bkde na cest\u011b sem! Tak\u017ee m\u00e1m ipad, kterej je\u0161t\u011b nem\u00e1m. A ipod m\u00e1m v \u0159iti, rozbil se mi jako po osmi letech prost\u011b. A m\u016f\u017ee za to <em>Lucie<\/em> a<em> Milan<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Proto\u017ee mi zbylo, d\u011blala jsem se dole u mo\u0159e jen radosti&lt;333 N\u011bjak\u00fd tri\u010dka, n\u00e1u\u0161nice, blbosti. Zn\u00e1te to. Vyhodila jsem asi dal\u0161\u00edch 12 &#8211; 15 v\u011bc\u00ed od Tammy a co jsem dostala a dala jsem si tam ty 4 tri\u010dka prost\u011b XDDDDDDDD Tak\u017ee m\u00e1m zase hovno, ale m\u00e1m 4 tri\u010dka. Nem\u016f\u017eu v\u00e1m je vyfotit, proto\u017ee nem\u00e1m fashionblog u\u017e XDDDD Byly jsme v IKEE a j\u00e1 jsem si d\u00edky paleu mohla d\u00e1t jako norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk ob\u011bd a v\u011bd\u011bla jsem pocitov\u011b, \u017ee prost\u011b nep\u016fjdu na z\u00e1chod! V\u011bd\u011bla jsem to, kdy\u017e jsem to jedla&#8230; ku\u0159ec\u00ed nugetky, hranolky, hr\u00e1\u0161ek. Dokonce jsem m\u011bla kus apple pie dezertu, prost\u011b bo\u017e\u00ed bo\u017e\u00ed bo\u017e\u00ed. Vy si to jako zdrav\u00ed lid\u00e9 nedok\u00e1\u017eete p\u0159edstavit prost\u011b, jak jsem d\u00edky tomu m\u011bla bo\u017e\u00ed v\u00edkend. Koupila jsem si sv\u00ed\u010dky, tak\u017ee u\u017e m\u00e1m vanilkovej pokoj celej&lt;333<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3457\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk12.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk12-300x112.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Lo\u010f zamnou! Anglick\u00e1 IKEA prost\u011b :DDD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3458\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"436\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk2-300x218.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>D\u011btsk\u00e9 menu. Ten ocet hnusnej tam m\u00e1m omylem, zase jsem ho odnesla, myslela jsem si, \u017ee to je ke\u010dup, kdy\u017e jsem pro to \u0161matala XD<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3459\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk3-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Apple pie a vanilkov\u00e1 p\u011bna<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3460\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/18_11_2012_uk4-300x216.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>M\u016f\u017eete se j\u00edt vysrat s\u00e1m, pane Crohne, hahahaha, j\u00e1 si to m\u016f\u017eu d\u00e1t prost\u011b.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Po m\u011bst\u011b jsme ne\u0161ly, nech\u00e1me si to na jaro, p\u016fjdeme se pod\u00edvat p\u0159esn\u011b odkud odplul Titanic a tak&lt;33 Ve\u010der jsme byly samy u n\u00e1s doma, tak jsme \u0159\u00edkaly, \u017ee si ud\u011bl\u00e1me stra\u0161nou p\u00e1rty ve dvou, \u017ee se zlijeme tak, \u017ee nedojdem do pokoje. No. Tak j\u00e1 jsem usnula na gau\u010di po jedn\u00fd skleni\u010dce, Lucie mezit\u00edm vypila celou fla\u0161ku a pak mi vylila v\u00edno na nohu, tak\u017ee jsem se probudila hrozn\u00fdm leknut\u00edm, se\u0159vala m\u011b a\u0165 jdu chlastat, poslala jsem j\u00ed do sprchy a sp\u00e1t. XDDDDDDDDDDD Le\u017e\u00edme takhle nama\u010dkan\u00fd na moj\u00ed posteli a pov\u00edd\u00e1me si. Pak zkou\u0161\u00edme usnout, padne \u0159e\u010d o Fion\u011b, na\u010de\u017e mi Lucie \u0159ekne, \u017ee nikdy nevid\u011bla Fionu, ro\u017ela jsem, vzala notebook, uk\u00e1zala j\u00ed Fionu a nakonec jsme se hodinu a dvacet minut d\u00edvaly na video s Jirkou Zemanem a Petrem M\u00e1rou o paleu, no nikdy bych nev\u011b\u0159ila, \u017ee se na to Lucie pod\u00edv\u00e1!<\/p>\n<p>PROST\u011a!<\/p>\n<p>J\u00e1 jsem p\u0159i\u0161la na to, pro\u010d mi bylo tak zle asi 10 dn\u00ed, nem\u011bla jsem miner\u00e1ly, hrozn\u011b m\u00e1lo jsem solila. Ode dne\u0161ka se sna\u017e\u00edm dr\u017eet mnohem v\u00edc lowcarb k paleu. Snad to k n\u011b\u010demu bude. Ale mus\u00edm si d\u00e1t v Cost\u011b ten muffin z limitovan\u00fd edice v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed nebo um\u0159u. Ale a\u017e napadne sn\u00edh :)<\/p>\n<p>A v ned\u011bli jsme byly kone\u010dn\u011b na posledn\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti Twilightu, no, nebre\u010dela jsem ani jednou, ale nato\u010den\u00fd skv\u011ble, p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh taky pecka prost\u011b, fakt dobr\u00fd. A asi se vyseru na <em>Jacoba<\/em> a budu milovat <em>Emmetta<\/em>, no XDDDD L\u016fca tam u jedn\u00fd sc\u00e9ny tak pro sebe do ticha: &#8222;<em>Ty pi\u010do!<\/em>&#8220; XDDDDDD Jak mal\u00e9 n\u00e1s to bavilo. Pak doma \u010daj a j\u00e1 jsem si po m\u011bs\u00edci v\u00e1\u017een\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, uklidila pokoj. Konec hl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed v rusk\u00e9m jazyce. \u00c1hoj.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00dapln\u011b ale. Prost\u011b se nic ned\u011blalo, jelo se do Southamptonu jen s Luci\u00ed a nakupovalo se. J\u00e1, proto\u017ee jak&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,22,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3454"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3463,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3454\/revisions\/3463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}