{"id":3513,"date":"2012-12-21T15:06:25","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T14:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3513"},"modified":"2012-12-21T15:07:50","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T14:07:50","slug":"bacha-policajti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3513","title":{"rendered":"Bacha, policajti!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Co d\u011bl\u00e1m? Nic ned\u011bl\u00e1m. Vcelku bych \u0159ekla, \u017ee se dost fl\u00e1k\u00e1m. T\u0159eba bych i m\u011bla pracovat tro\u0161ku na n\u011b\u010dem, co ho\u0159\u00ed u\u017e p\u00e1r t\u00fddn\u016f, ale j\u00e1 rad\u0161i le\u017e\u00edm na gau\u010di a sk\u00e1\u010de po mn\u011b novej kr\u00e1l\u00edk. Byla jsem dneska s holkama na ob\u011bd\u011b v <em>Green Bamboo<\/em>, u\u017e to nen\u00ed co b\u00fdvalo&#8230; nakupuju si n\u011bjak\u00fd v\u011bci, kter\u00fd nem\u00e1m v UK a chci je. Nap\u0159\u00edklad ty olejov\u00fd \u0161ampony od<em> Balea<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3514\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr1-300x211.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3515\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr2-300x100.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3516\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/21_12_2012_cr3-300x100.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Dneska jsem v jednu r\u00e1no jedla pa\u0159\u00ed\u017eskej sal\u00e1t po roce snad. Masakr&lt;333 Zapomn\u011bla jsem si v UK br\u00fdle, tak\u017ee nevid\u00edm nic na pc ani jinde, stra\u0161n\u00fd. Zejtra jedu docela brzo r\u00e1no do Brna a nev\u00edm, jestli m\u00e1m j\u00edt sp\u00e1t dneska v dev\u011bt ve\u010der nebo jestli se m\u00e1m j\u00edt o\u017erat a j\u00edt na autobus rovnou pak z nonstopu XDDDDDDD Vy, jako \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i mi d\u00e1te jist\u011b dobr\u00e9 rady. D\u00e1rky m\u00e1m v\u0161echny, ale nem\u00e1m ja zabalen\u00fd.<\/p>\n<p>A koupila jsem si <em><strong>litr finsk\u00fd + 6 b\u00edl\u00fdch lambruscek<\/strong><\/em> a platila jsem dohromady <strong><em>550 CZK<\/em><\/strong>!&lt;333 Dost dobr\u00fd. Cht\u011bla jsem napsat blog, proto\u017ee jsem v\u00e1m cht\u011bla napsat n\u011bco dlouh\u00fdho a zajist\u00e9 hrozn\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fdho, ale zapomn\u011bla jsem to, tak\u017ee aspo\u0148 takhle a j\u00e1 jdu hledat dal\u0161\u00ed j\u00eddlo a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee nenajdu dal\u0161\u00ed pikao XDDDD<\/p>\n<p>Andy: &#8222;<em>Bude\u0161 si je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkdy v\u016fbec tup\u00edrovat vlasy<\/em>?&#8220; :)))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Co d\u011bl\u00e1m? Nic ned\u011bl\u00e1m. Vcelku bych \u0159ekla, \u017ee se dost fl\u00e1k\u00e1m. T\u0159eba bych i m\u011bla pracovat tro\u0161ku na n\u011b\u010dem,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3513"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3513"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3520,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3513\/revisions\/3520"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}