{"id":3521,"date":"2012-12-24T11:18:50","date_gmt":"2012-12-24T10:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3521"},"modified":"2012-12-24T11:18:50","modified_gmt":"2012-12-24T10:18:50","slug":"vanoce-jsou-kofola-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3521","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e1noce jsou Kofola!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I loni jsem v\u00e1m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=1895\" target=\"_blank\">napsala<\/a> o V\u00e1noc\u00edch! Tak\u017ee si to letos zopakujeme. D\u00e1rk\u016f m\u00e1m letos o hodn\u011b v\u00edc, uvid\u00edte n\u00ed\u017ee. Vlastn\u011b jsem m\u011bla d\u00e1rk\u016f skoro v\u00edc ne\u017e polovinu kufru a kufr m\u00e1m fakt jeden z t\u011bch nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch, co existuj\u00ed. Nev\u00edm, s \u010d\u00edm pojedu zp\u00e1tky jako. Co posledn\u00ed dny d\u011bl\u00e1m, u\u017e jsem psala, \u017ee nic. Le\u017e\u00edm doma na posteli, poslouch\u00e1m hrozn\u00fd p\u00edsni\u010dky, sem tam za\u010dnu hystericky bre\u010det a pak v\u011bt\u0161inou usnu. Sl\u00edbila jsem L\u016fce \u017ee s n\u00ed p\u016fjdu na v\u0161echny p\u00e1rty od st\u0159edy do dne\u0161ka a nebyla jsem ani na jedn\u00fd. Jedinej m\u016fj v\u00fdkuk ven bylo Brno, kde jsme byly stejn\u011b zav\u0159en\u00fd 5 hodin u Zmetka v salonu a pak jsme sprintovaly skoro ze Svobo\u010f\u00e1ku na autobus. Jestli n\u00e1s n\u011bkdo z v\u00e1s vid\u011bl, tak jste lucky, proto\u017ee jsme byly jak blesk, museli jste n\u00e1s vid\u011bt rozmazan\u011b XDDDDDD<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3522\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"81\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr1.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr1-300x40.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>Prost\u011b jsem v\u00e1m jen asi cht\u011bla pop\u0159\u00e1t v\u0161em p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd V\u00e1noce, abyste si to u\u017eili, abyste dostali co jste cht\u011bli a byli v pohod\u011b. Jedli, co hrdlo r\u00e1\u010d\u00ed a pak, aby v\u00e1m bylo blb\u011b jak mn\u011b bude&lt;333 Na Silvestra pros\u00edmv\u00e1s neblbn\u011bte s pyrotechnikou, nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm to! A pijte hodn\u011b Kofoly! :)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3523\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr2.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr2-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Tro\u0161ka z Brna. Hoj\u00ed se mi to, hrozn\u011b to bol\u00ed, nem\u016f\u017eu sp\u00e1t, ale stejn\u011b jsem nejv\u00edc nad\u0161en\u00e1 z toho prost\u011b. Tak m\u011b napad\u00e1, \u017ee jsem v\u00e1m loni psala, kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159ijela z Brna, \u017ee v\u00e1m to minul\u00e9 uk\u00e1\u017eu, a\u017e se zahoj\u00ed a pak jsem na to zapomn\u011bla. Jsem hroznej<strong> neukazova\u010d<\/strong>&#8230; ^.^<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3524\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr3.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr3-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Sn\u00edh, fotka z okna m\u00fdho pokoje. Soused tam vyhazuje sn\u00edh. A d\u00e1rky zabalen\u00e9, p\u0159ipraven\u00e9!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3525\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr4.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/24_12_2012_cr4-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><em>Sv\u016fj pokoj si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m v\u00edc, ne\u017e jsem p\u016fvodn\u011b cht\u011bla a j\u00edm bo\u017e\u00ed j\u00eddla. Neodolala jsem jednomu knedl\u00edku! Mohla bych j\u00edst kr\u00e1l\u00edky ka\u017edej tejden, fakt.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dneska jsem pras\u00e1cky sn\u00eddala dva utopence. A to dokonce p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed. K ob\u011bdu bude je\u0161t\u011b kr\u00e1l\u00edk, tak\u017ee snad poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b nebudu m\u00edt klob\u00e1su a chleba, kterej bych si stejn\u011b nedala. Potom bude dlouh\u00fd odpoledne, kdy si mus\u00edm poklidit pokoj trochu a tak a pak nastane ve\u010der, na kterej se hrozn\u011b t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, proto\u017ee jsem mamce koupila d\u00e1rek, kterej asi hodn\u011b chce, douf\u00e1m. Pak se opijeme keltsk\u00fdm sladk\u00fdm v\u00ednem a j\u00e1 kone\u010dn\u011b pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b, pokud m\u011b zas nep\u0159epadne hysterick\u00fd pl\u00e1\u010d zamilovanosti, p\u016fjdu na jedno s L\u016fcou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I loni jsem v\u00e1m napsala o V\u00e1noc\u00edch! Tak\u017ee si to letos zopakujeme. D\u00e1rk\u016f m\u00e1m letos o hodn\u011b v\u00edc, uvid\u00edte&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3521"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3521"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3527,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3521\/revisions\/3527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}