{"id":3705,"date":"2009-12-15T21:02:42","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T20:02:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3705"},"modified":"2013-01-22T21:04:50","modified_gmt":"2013-01-22T20:04:50","slug":"ja-bych-chtela-bejt-sama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3705","title":{"rendered":"J\u00e1 bych cht\u011bla bejt sama."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jako norm\u00e1ln\u011b, na V\u00e1noce. Kouk\u00e1m na LAST MINUTE do Hurghady a vy\u0161lo by m\u011b to asi okolo 14.000 CZK se v\u0161\u00edm, co\u017e samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nem\u00e1m a nedovedu si p\u0159edstavit, \u017ee bych tohle n\u011bkdy na\u0161et\u0159ila. Cht\u011bla sem na strome\u010dek jenom st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00fd koule, co vypadaj jak zirkonov\u00fd n\u00e1u\u0161nice a na to r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd ma\u0161li\u010dky. No jo. Ale pak jdu a vid\u00edm sv\u011btle r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd a tyrkysov\u00fd mal\u00fd koule a to byl d\u00e1my a p\u00e1nov\u00e9 naprostej konec v\u0161eho prost\u011b. Ma\u0161li\u010dky budou st\u0159\u00edbrn\u00fd a \u0159et\u011bz budou hv\u011bzdi\u010dky. Proto\u017ee bydl\u00edm 153 km od IKEI, tak jsem poprosila sle\u010dnu Pe\u0165ulku, jestli by mi to nesehnala jako\u017ee, ale v Praze u\u017e nic nem\u011bli. A pak mi na Plurku Evisek poradila, \u017ee v Ostrav\u011b je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco maj\u00ed, no, a kdo je z Ostravy? No Michelle\u2665. Zejtra \u010dek\u00e1m bal\u00edk od n\u00ed, d\u00edky v\u0161em, co mi pom\u00e1hali s IKEA \u0159et\u011bzem XDDDDDDDDDDDD. Pot\u0159ebovala bych je\u0161t\u011b pracovat do t\u00fd doby, co to p\u016fjde a pak bych pot\u0159ebovala polepit konzole, d\u00e1t z\u00e1clony a z\u00e1v\u011bsy. (Hahahaha nem\u00e1m pen\u00edze na z\u00e1clony do obejv\u00e1ku ne). Polepit kuchy\u0148, u\u017e m\u00e1m haluz tapetu, ale je\u0161t\u011b nem\u00e1m ty barevn\u00fd kosti\u010dky teda. A v\u016fbec. A v obejv\u00e1ku chyb\u00ed tohle na rozd\u011blen\u00ed jakoby s lo\u017enic\u00ed. Pov\u011bzte mi n\u011bkdo, jak s t\u011bma \u0161upl\u00edkama. V\u00edm, \u017ee se prod\u00e1vaj zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165, ale jen se zasunou a nebo se mus\u00ed lepit n\u011bco dovnit\u0159, aby to fungovalo jako \u0161upl\u00edk? Tahle kr\u00e1ska je\u0161t\u011b p\u016fjde do rohu m\u00edsto komody. Hrozn\u011b se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm na to ut\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed prachu na tom \u010dern\u00fdm\u2665.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3706\" title=\"On je je\u0161t\u011b takov\u00fd torzo strome\u010dku n\u00f3.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_12_2009_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_12_2009_cr1.jpg 425w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/15_12_2009_cr1-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jako norm\u00e1ln\u011b, na V\u00e1noce. Kouk\u00e1m na LAST MINUTE do Hurghady a vy\u0161lo by m\u011b to asi okolo 14.000 CZK&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3705"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3705"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3708,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3705\/revisions\/3708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}