{"id":3711,"date":"2009-12-08T21:07:19","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T20:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3711"},"modified":"2013-01-22T21:10:21","modified_gmt":"2013-01-22T20:10:21","slug":"protoze-proste-proto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/?p=3711","title":{"rendered":"Proto\u017ee prost\u011b proto."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Tak v\u00edtejte teda. Na moje st\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed mus\u00edte bejt ur\u010dit\u011b u\u017e d\u00e1vno zvykl\u00ed a ani v\u00e1s nenut\u00edm si p\u0159episovat adresu. Tohle m\u011bl bejt mega v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed layout, kdybyste to nepoznali. Hm. Proto\u017ee dost\u00e1v\u00e1m vejplatu v\u017edycky okolo dvac\u00e1t\u00fdho a dvac\u00e1t\u00fdho\u0161est\u00fdho m\u00e1m v\u017edycky na \u00fa\u010dt\u011b tak p\u011btistovku, tak jako nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed d\u00e1rky. \u010cek\u00e1m na 20.12.2009 a potom m\u016f\u017eu n\u011bjak\u00fd koupit. Nic moc, 4 dny p\u0159ed V\u00e1nocema. M\u011bli sme ject do Prahy na dva dny, ale F pracuje a\u017e do V\u00e1noc, tak\u017ee mi bu\u010f zbejv\u00e1 ject sama a ud\u011blat si sama p\u00e1rty na hotelu a nebo nev\u00edm. Nev\u00edm a nev\u00edm, stejn\u011b zas tolik pen\u011bz na n\u011b m\u00edt nebudu. Ale zas p\u0159esn\u011b v\u00edm, kdo co dostane. Nejhor\u0161\u00ed je, \u017ee m\u00e1 narozeniny chvilku po V\u00e1noc\u00edch XDDDDDDDDD. Hm.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"_mcePaste\">Minule jsem v\u00e1m ani nenapsala o moj\u00ed p\u0159edposledn\u00ed velkokalb\u011b. Divn\u00fd je, \u017ee to za\u017eiju v\u017edycky s Andrej\u00ednou. Prost\u011b v p\u00e1tek si tak jdete na pivo, v 11 ve\u010der jich v sob\u011b p\u00e1r m\u00e1te a do toho je\u0161t\u011b m\u00e1te v \u017ealudku litr tepl\u00fd Sangrie. Pak nev\u00edm nic a najednou sed\u00edm v nonstopu s dal\u0161\u00edm a dal\u0161\u00edm pivem, najednou je venku sv\u011btlo a j\u00e1 m\u00e1m p\u0159ed sebou vodku s d\u017eusem. Sv\u00edt\u00ed slunce, lidi jdou na ob\u011bd, dop\u00edj\u00edm posledn\u00ed vodku s d\u017eusem a jdu taky na ob\u011bd. Skoro usnu na lavi\u010dce, n\u011bjak p\u0159ijdu dom\u016f a pak nev\u00edm nic. Za 3 hodiny jsem se probudila \u00fapln\u011b nejv\u00edc nalit\u00e1 na sv\u011bt\u011b, \u017ee sem nemohla chodit, vid\u00edm upe\u010den\u00fd ku\u0159e, brambory. Tak si toho hrozn\u011b moc d\u00e1m a jdu zase sp\u00e1t. Probud\u00edm se asi za dal\u0161\u00ed 3 hodiny, v \u0161est ve\u010der a pak ned\u011bl\u00e1m nic jin\u00fdho a\u017e do X, ne\u017e \u017ee sed\u00edm u z\u00e1choda, piju studenou vodu a bliju to ku\u0159e a brambory a ten omastek z toho ku\u0159ete. V\u00fdborn\u00fd\u2665. Divim se, \u017ee sem nep\u0159estala j\u00edst ku\u0159e. Ve 22.30 asi tak pros\u00edm F aby mi ud\u011blal \u010desne\u010dku a jeho nenapadne nic jin\u00fdho ne\u017e do n\u00ed d\u00e1t tro\u0161ku toho omastku z toho ku\u0159ete, tak\u017ee kdy\u017e mi to dones pak pod nos k posteli, tak mi to p\u0159i\u0161lo, jak kdy\u017e dones oh\u0159\u00e1t\u00fd moje blit\u00ed XDDDDDDDDDDDD. Tak\u017ee jako bezva. V \u00fater\u00fd se mi ud\u011blalo jak\u017e tak dob\u0159e. Kdybych v tom N\u00e1ro\u010f\u00e1ku vydr\u017eela je\u0161t\u011b 2 hodiny, tak m\u00e1m rekord z N\u00e1ro\u010f\u00e1ku ale. XDDDDDDDD P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b. Moje matka si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee sem alkoholik. A pak je fakt fajn, \u017ee ve fo\u0165\u00e1ku najdete TAKOVOUHLE (<em><span style=\"color: #888888;\">zde byla na extern\u00edm serveru fotka jak spim\/blink\u00e1m ob\u010das, kdy\u017e se vzbud\u00edm s hnusnou spar\u0165anskou \u010depic\u00ed!!!<\/span><\/em>) fotku !! HAJZL M\u016eJ. XDDDDD<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3712\" title=\"Jsme si to s Andrej\u00ednou ale docela u\u017eily. P\u0159ipom\u00ednalo mi to trochu Fernet P\u00e1rty.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_12_2009_cr1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_12_2009_cr1.jpg 425w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_12_2009_cr1-300x211.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3713\" title=\"11 cm. moje vysn\u011bn\u00fd boti\u010dky. a vr\u00e1tila sem se k \u010derven\u00fd, hahahah.\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_12_2009_cr2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"424\" height=\"157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_12_2009_cr2.jpg 424w, https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/miracle\/wp-content\/uploads\/08_12_2009_cr2-300x111.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tak v\u00edtejte teda. Na moje st\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed mus\u00edte bejt ur\u010dit\u011b u\u017e d\u00e1vno zvykl\u00ed a ani v\u00e1s nenut\u00edm si p\u0159episovat adresu.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3714,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3711\/revisions\/3714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.aguidetolovelossanddesperation.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}