Kdy\u017e sem vid\u011bla u Pliwa ten BIO n\u00e1kup, tak jsem se musela tlemit, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 takov\u00fd v\u011bci j\u00edm docela norm\u00e1ln\u011b, v\u010detn\u011b s\u00f3jov\u00fdch jogurt\u016f ach ach. N\u011bkdy a\u017e budu m\u00edt n\u00e1ladu se nejv\u00edc opi\u010dit a sr\u00e1t v\u0161echny ty blby co to ‚opi\u010den\u00ed‘ berou tak, jak berou, tak v\u00e1m TAKY vyfotim m\u016fj BIO n\u00e1kup, jen co bude… Dneska ten den moc BIO nebyl. Dopoledne jsem sn\u011bdla 4 housky se \u0161unkou, r\u00e1no jsem stihla trojbarevnou buchtu a je\u0161t\u011b jsem bla d\u011bsn\u011b ura\u017een\u00e1, \u017ee ve \u0161kole nezbyla pizza ani anglick\u00fd rohl\u00edky. Tak co to je tohle? A doma byly knedl\u00edky pln\u011bn\u00fd mlet\u00fdm masem, co\u017e j\u00e1 miluju, akor\u00e1t, \u017ee jsem ob\u011bdovala o p\u016fl p\u00e1t\u00fd. N\u011bjak to nevy\u0161lo. Ve \u0161kole je od pond\u011bl\u00ed d\u011bsn\u00e1 prdel. Jak m\u00e1me ject v p\u00e1tek na chatu (Nev\u00edm jak, m\u00e1m auto \u00fapln\u011b v \u0159iti a prej budu hodn\u011b r\u00e1da, kdy\u017e ho budu m\u00edt do ned\u011ble, ale prej nen\u00ed blb\u00fd n\u011bkoho slu\u0161n\u011b poprosit!) tak Nikola p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bla v pond\u011bl\u00ed, jak p\u016fjde na velkou za chalupu, p\u0159ijde vlk, bude j\u00ed \u010duchat prdel a jak ho \u010dapne za tlamu a udus\u00ed XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ANO. Vy se tomu t\u0159eba v\u016fbec nesm\u011bjete, proto\u017ee tyhle napsan\u00fd historky se prost\u011b l\u00edp popsat nedaj\u00ed a hlavn\u011b na\u0161e t\u0159\u00edda… tak \u00fater\u00fd: Tom\u00e1\u0161 mi sebral kalhoty a pov\u011bsil je na strop. J\u00e1 tam chud\u00e1k sed\u00edm, p\u0159ijde t\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 ‚Sabino, poj\u010f sem.‘ Tom\u00e1\u0161: ‚ona nem\u016f\u017ee, ona je nahat\u00e1.‘ T\u0159\u00eddn\u00ed:‘ To te\u010f nen\u00ed v\u016fbec d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd!‘ Ano a zase se nikdo nesm\u011bje a j\u00e1 jsem se tomu sm\u00e1la a\u017e skoro dom\u016f, ne\u017e jsem z d\u00e1lky uvid\u011bla n\u011bjak\u00fd divn\u00fd velk\u00fd megastroje co n\u00e1m ru\u0161ej zbytky pra\u0161n\u00fd cesty v ulici a sna\u017eej se ud\u011blat asfaltku. Za p\u016fl hodiny ten DEBIL najede do NA\u0160EHO sloupu p\u0159ed domem i p\u0159esto, \u017ee m\u00e1 DVA navig\u00e1tory !!! No tak vid\u011bli ste to n\u011bkdy? Nevid\u011bli. Tak m\u016f\u017eete h\u00e1dat, kdo je \u0161el zase zjebat, kdo jedinej z na\u0161\u00ed rodiny si nenech\u00e1 l\u00edbit to, \u017ee to cel\u00fd zni\u010dili a ne\u0161el n\u00e1m proud a j\u00e1 jsem nemohla j\u00edt na PLURK. Za hodinu to u\u017e \u0161lo, bravo mi, dob\u0159e j\u00e1 <333 A dneska jsme p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bli, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m let\u00ed dvoulitrov\u00e1 fla\u0161ka Kofoly p\u0159\u00edmo do obli\u010deje, jak to vypad\u00e1 zpomalen\u011b, ale asi nem\u00e1 smysl to popisovat XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD T\u0159eba to nato\u010d\u00edme. Taky jsem dneska u\u017e nev\u011bd\u011bla co m\u00e1m r\u00e1no d\u011blat. Doch\u00e1zel mi lak na vlasy a j\u00e1 bez laku na vlasy jsem jak s\u00f3jov\u00fd ml\u00edko bez s\u00f3ji, tak\u017ee jsem musela d\u00e1t skoro t\u0159i stovky za lak na vlasy, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 jinej samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nepou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m. Sehnala jsem je\u0161t\u011b \u010dasopis s t\u00edm kr\u00e9mem z AVONU a vzala i jeden matce, kter\u00e1 na m\u011b doma za\u010dala je\u010det, \u017ee m\u00e1m hrozn\u011b moc bot a \u017ee sem s t\u00edm u\u017e trapn\u00e1. Tak j\u00ed \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee t\u0159eba Han\u011bna m\u00e1 asi 90 p\u00e1r\u016f bot a \u017ee Ewy m\u00e1 22 p\u00e1r\u016f bot a \u017ee j\u00e1 jich m\u00e1m asi jenom 10 a pln\u011b, ale opravdu pln\u011b v\u0161echny vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m a pak doma vid\u00edm V\u00ddZVU od \u010cesk\u00fd Po\u0161ty esp\u00e9 a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m ‚je\u017ei\u0161i, douf\u00e1m \u017ee mi dneska nep\u0159i\u0161ly ty vansky‘. Tak tam NA KOLE zajedu, rozbaluju to a sly\u0161im za sebou ‚Ano! Ty m\u00e1\u0161 m\u00e1lo kostkovan\u00fdch bot !!!‘ tak jsem se ra\u010di sbalila a zmizela. \u010clov\u011bk si nem\u016f\u017ee ani koupit boty ne. O sprchovym gelu Cacharel v\u00e1m ps\u00e1t nebudu proto\u017ee je nejlep\u0161\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b a nechci abyste si ho kdokoliv koupil !!! V tejdnu jsem kr\u00e1sn\u011b n\u00e1dhern\u011b uklidila pokoj a je to tady dodnes takov\u00fd. Nevim, jak poslat ty koule. Asi j\u00edt se \u010dty\u0159ma ta\u0161kama p\u011b\u0161ky 25484253 km na po\u0161tu. Byla jsem dobrovoln\u011b v\u010dera na praxi nav\u00edc, jsem king. Pot\u0159ebuju sprej do bot, n\u011bjakej mentolovej, u\u017e za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 bejt teplo a j\u00e1 to m\u00e1m d\u011bsn\u011b r\u00e1da :))))) J\u00f3 hele jdu si d\u00e1t toasty s bur\u00e1kov\u00fdm m\u00e1slem. N\u011bkdo mi to v\u010dera p\u0159ipomn\u011bl na Plurku a j\u00e1 jsem to nem\u011bla tak m\u011bs\u00edc!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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